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Okay so maybe Master Punishment is not a good techniqe so I'm nice again and all my fans like me now? I don't know if I have any fans becuzse maybe nobuddy's baddass enough has read it yet.

Well I can be mean again later if thats whut it takes but now I'm nice and licking your filthy boots and give you the wonderful story that almost has Quorra in it and you wish it did for (na, na, na, woo, woo!) the fapping and porking hot and heavy and their's so much porking and kinky "fetish" but I'm not quite nice enough to give you Quorra porking so you get substitute porking instead and it so nasty and wet and leave you drooling and wet your pants almost!

Real fapworthy and chin taking! If you can't take the sexy s-x and the swears and your a crybaby wuss than don't read it okay? This has got too much s-x for everyone accept the hardcore hentai, yeah!

Sexy beastrapes for the rape monster! Homophobia too!

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This is the AFTER WARNINGS SECTIOn where I tell you about the sexy story and first imagine that you have just seen ALL the transformers movies and TRON movies (and prob. fap like crazy in the movie theatre every time you watch them which is really easy if you just take in a newspaper and then hide it and make sure the j-zz lands between the crack!

But before we go there, you got to remember to not leave stupid reviews that show how stupid you are becuz you couldn't undferstand the puns or the Easter Egg game which is where you find the commercials, movie references, products, and food and other cr-p and tell to claim points! One point for each one easter egg you find and claim before anyone else finds it by leaving a review saying about what you found and then you can add up your points and BOAST on you're profile, yeah!

Anyway BACK TO THE TOPIC with Marty McFly because that's what he'd say if he was changing topics instead of changing times! The topic is how the story will be and let me tell you CAN'T IMAGINE IT there's so much sexual sexy s-x and the sequel to TRON movie the 2nd and to all the Transformers and sequel to "Tron Bone" which you can read first on my profile! If your not reading my story "Tron Bone" first than you need to know Sam and Quorra was a power couple but Quorra was sucked away somewhere and Sam got really sad and emo BUT NOT CUTTING WHICH IS BAD and you get blood poisoning if you do that, especialy if you use shards or broken porcelian which is realy realy bad!

Sam was needing to cheer up at the end of my story and even though he was evil and a rapist he LOVES his powermate chick Quorra with a heart like a golden sun! Or maybe a golden son who is the golden boy favored with the silver spoon in his mouth becuze he was born rich! Now Sam is the TRON Sam but their is also Sam who is the Sam dude of Transformers movies and when giant robots transform into cars all over the world the two must meet in a bar that shall be revealed unto you!

Okay, here the story starts NOW:


(START OF STORY)

Sam was on the Space Needle which is a bar in the City of Rain and Gloom (guess its real city name for an easter egg) and he was crying into his Coors Light and his Hard Lemonade Generic Brand becus of the reason you already know.

Yes it was Quorra thoughts which made him so miserable becux Quoarra was his true love forever like the forever twins and Sam was so sad abvout his evil rapist hand that he had to cut off becuze it always raped everyone! It was the only thing that allowed the doctors to stop giving him medicine for the evil voices and let him out of the white coats mental institution.

Quorra was the lovliest flower of peace and healing for the world and even though Sam was evil they were perfect for each other because good and evil attract and if both people are good the marriage never works and than the kids get cr-pped on in a giant custody battle where you always get yelled at for doing the dishes or not doing the dishes on the wrong day or put the toilet paper roll on backwards or use the wrong scoop for the kitty litter becase you can't get it from the drawer becuase those scoops get used for straining the tofu in some houses but not others!

Sam Flynn of the TRON movie was whining and bitching and imagine Quorra's n-pples and imagine Quorra pregnant and imagine Quorra in a diaper bikini, with a down below diaper and a second diaper for her boobs and these thoughts cycle 1-2-3 and 1-2-3 endless three images in his mind cycled forever and all the bartenders and customers get sick of hearing about Quorra and they leave but one brave soul remains to comfort Sam and that is Sam Witwicky of the transformers movies!

After hearing all of Sam's stories about Quorra Sam says, "I know but it is hard but never emo it up becuze that is bad."

"Blood Poisoning," said Sam.

This was a bonding moment of manly friendship and they both grinned. They were smart dudes like hardly anyone else in there world except some of the other main characters such as Quora was smarter!

Sam said, "Well I don't know about you but Coors Light is not hardcore enough lets take the hard stuff and really go all the extreme!"

Sam said, "I want to yaoi with you."

Images of yaoi filled both their heads with hot man-on-man sweaty porking! Oiled and muscles and man-j-zz!

Sam says, "They all try to convince me I'm gay even though I pork the chicks constantly and even things that look like chicks but are really machines!"

Sam said, "Me too and all I did was a few guys in the bed hopping routine but Quorra is my true love and just a few hand jobs and than they try to say what same s-x I can allowed to pork and never let me love as my sweet heart demands!"

Sam drinks his Coors Light and eats those pretzels with the cheese inside them and says, "I am confuse about my sexual orientatoin!"

Now Sam loved Quorra so he was not gay at all but his experiences make him wonder about things. He always have s-x with the dudes who ask him just to be polite and than he cries in his pillow at night and dreams about Quorra kicking him in the balls as hard as she can and leaving him to bleed in his underwear!

The sun was setting over the horizon and its reflection could be seen in the bar counter which the camera focused on to save money by not animating their mouths.

While the camera pointed their for you to see, Sam said, "I know the real truth of this. It is an Illuminati conspiracy so we can't talk about it accept when its just us becuzse any agent of the Illuminati could go back to the Phantomhive fortress and tell them and than their demon would kill us."

Now this isn't the real truth but just part of the truth so if you readers who can't figure out that I hafta change some things in fiction to make the good story and maybe you believe Naruto is real you stupid sh-ts than you should never write reviews but you good readers who are wise and kind like Moses you know that the fiction always has to have fictional versions of real life things like putting England and France together becuze otherwise James Bond takes too long to drive and its a boring story! Just becase its in a story doesn't mean the author thinks it is real you know I have giant robots too but you know nobody realy builds them because it is against the law!

Sam was really homophobic so he never understood this truth before and he still don't understand but his ears flutter in thinking and he say, "Tell it again, Sam."

The piano man said, "Yeah, play it again Sam or I get slimed!"

"Its so funky!"

Sam said, "Now in all the schools they teach the gay conspiracy which is what homosexuals want you to think. This conspiracy tells you that you can never become homosexual, that it is born like becoming a prince or princess all high and mighty! But the truth is that everyone can become gay whenever they want! Gay should never be limited to homsexauls! It is not a birthright like the lentils, it is earned by claiming it!"

Thoughts were mashing in Sam's brain but he doesn't understand! It goes against all his teachings and homophobia cringes inside him!

Sam said, "I tell you one more secret Sam which is the ultimate barrier does not exist!"

"No ultimate barrier?"

"Yeah!"

"No"

Sam adds then, "The ultimate barrier is what gay dudes and gay chicks say will force gays to only have s-x with gays of the same gender, no matter how much they want to pork outside there gender! And on the heterosexual side the gay agenda tells you that the ultimate barrier will prevent straight dudes and straight chicks from ever having gay s-x! But the truth is the opposite to this! There is no silver spoon of sexual orientation! The ULTIMATE BARRIER is a lie. If straight chicks want to pork other straight chicks, they can do it! If straight dudes want to pork other straight dudes, they can too! Love will conquer all genders and slowly eliminate the gay conspiracy until PORKING IS EQUAL FOR ALL AND NONE BARRIERS EXIST, not even imaginary ones!"

The camera pans back to Sam's mouth and his entire lips fill the screen as he ate those donuts with the crab filling and said, "You say that love will take away these barriers and allow all dudes and chicks to have s-x with whoever they like to pork, but how can you prove it? My heart is rotten with government brainwashing!"

Sam answered, "I can use this all-spark to show you s-x that is not gay s-x and is not straight s-x. There is porking that breaks the mold so they can never mold it again! It is the fungus killing spray product in the red bottle of mold-breaking habits forever!"

Sam gets his motorcycle lab right there becuse he'd jumped their earlier on top of the Space Needle. He shows Sam how you mix the allspark with estrogen and then Sam dranked it and he grows boobies but keeps his pecker!

Sam mixes shrinking laundry agent that I won't tell you the brand name of with the all-spark and makes his whole body shrink to a tiny little man! For hours he climbs the mountain of flesh that Sam is to his tiny self. The boobies are twin peaks of jiggly that is like Mt. Everest! They smell like milk and Sam rolls all over and over them and it makes him happy between his legs just as diaper wearing and spanking at the same time would! At last Sam reaches the peak which is Sam's n-pple of Mt. Jiggly-Peak and after strenuous effort he finds the hole in the very top!

It is the milk-hole and it looks just like a chick's front place! It is warm and gooey with milk! Sam drinks some milk out but it replaces! Sam puts his bone in it and porks very fast. He has a reverse-orgasm in it becuze it is too powerful! He can't squirt his baby batter into it becase the hydraulic pressure is too much! Instead mother-milk squirts into him again and again until his bladder is full of nourishing milk of frothy warmth.

Sam goes to sleep and next morning he has milk for his cereal that is fresh and warm from his body.