Okay, I've been writing sad fanfics for a while and so I've decided to do something happier. I'm not sure if you can write in script format for a fanfic but I really wanted to write this anyway because I thought it would be a funny idea.

Chapter One: Vegeta Gets Fired

It had been a very long day on the set of DragonballZ, everyone was sweaty and tired and Vegeta was behaving badly as usual.

Director: No Vegeta, we can't have an episode devoted entirely to you bashing Goku.

Vegeta: But I have written the script as well. (Hands director script.)

Director: Vegeta, all this is is just you saying: die kakkarot! And beating him with several different weapons. I don't think that this is going to work out at all.

Vegeta: What do you mean? I am a brilliant actor and script writer am I not?

Director: Er..Well… Of course you are Vegeta! But maybe all we-I mean you need is a break, you should expand your horizons and try out for some different roles.

Vegeta: You're firing me aren't you?

Director: Um…Maybe.

(Vegeta goes to his dressing room)

Vegeta: (Sob)… I can't believe this (Sob) It's not fair! I am a far better actor than Kakkarot is! I'll prove it! Oh no I just smeared my mascara! They will all pay for this! And they will all curse the day that they fired I, Vegeta! The strongest saiyan in the universe!

ACT ONE: Vegeta as Frollo (Hunchback of Notre Dame, Disney version)

Director: Okay Vegeta, now all you have to do is chase the gypsy woman on the horse, the stunt coordinator will be here to help you. But wait until after Clopin finishes his song.

Vegeta: Whatever, when do I get to destroy the hunchback?

Director: Vegeta, this is a family film. You don't get to destroy the hunchback.

Vegeta: Do I critically injure the hunchback?

Director: No, you don't. Now Begin Filming!

(Scene at the beginning where the gypsy mother is in the rowboat)

Clopin: But there was a trap for the gypsies and-

Vegeta: Die weaklings! (Blasts the boat)

Director: Cut! Cut! Vegeta, what do you think you're doing?

Vegeta: I am the villain, it is my role to destroy the freaks of nature and the sissy hero.

Director: Okay, while we find some new actors to replace the ones you destroyed, we can move on to the scene where Frollo and Quasimodo are eating lunch.

(Scene where Frollo and Quasimodo are eating lunch)

Vegeta: Wait a minute! Why would someone as evil and all-powerful as Frollo even sit at the same table as a freak of nature like him?

Director: Sigh, Because Frollo rescued Quasimodo as a baby so that he could-

Vegeta: So that he could torture him and later kill him violently?

Director: Well… Sort of, but the priest at the beginning of the story convinced Frollo to spare the hunchback's life so that he could-

Vegeta: Why would the magnificent and powerful Frollo listen to a girly priest? And why would Frollo wear this gay hat! It's smushing my beautiful hair and I am wasting hundreds on John Frieda hair gel!

Director: Okay, do the scene and I will explain everything later. And…Action!

Vegeta: Were you just talking to those statues you ugly piece of crap?

Quasimodo: No master, statues can't talk. Just like you said.

Vegeta: Well no duh they can't talk fool. You were lucky that I the wise and powerful Frollo was here to get that through your stupid head.

Director: Vegeta! Time for your song!

Vegeta: Oh yeah, (Sings off key) The world is cruel, the world is wicked, and nobody is going to care about a freak like you! I am your only friend. Wait! Stop! What the heck is this? That hideous thing is not my friend! Why would a handsome and dashing man like Frollo even dare to be seen with him! He's almost as bad as those Namekians!

Director: We know that Vegeta just go to the next verse please!

Vegeta: Okay (Off-key again) And you are ugly (Grins) and you should be grateful! I now am enjoying this song! We shall add more verses to it!

Director: Not now Vegeta. We're going to do the part of the movie that you are talking to Phoebus and you tell him about how you will destroy the gypsies. And…Go!

(Phoebus walks on stage, Vegeta glares at him.)

Vegeta: You shall obey my every command or be destroyed.

Phoebus: Um… Director!

Director: Just keep rolling!

Vegeta: Okay, my plan is to destroy the gypsies (Lifts up the stone, there are bugs underneath) OH MY GOD! BUGS! BUGS! THERE'S ONE ON ME! KILL IT! KILL IT! AHHHHHHHHHH!

(Phoebus sprays Vegeta with fire extinguiser)

Vegeta: (Punches Phoebus) Why did you do that fool? You ruined the scene!

Phoebus: But-the bugs-you said-

Vegeta: I was….Uh…..acting! And you ruined the scene! Good job blondie!

Director: It's done Vegeta, we're going on to the scene where you trap the gypsy girl Esmeralda in the Cathedral. And… Action!

Vegeta: (Grabs Esmeralda) You are not leaving here gypsy scum! For I am here to destroy freaks of nature like-

Director: No! No! No! Frollo is in love with Esmeralda! He wants to have her not destroy her!

Vegeta: But someone as hot and sexy as Frollo should have no problem getting hot babes.

Director: But Frollo is the old and ugly minister of justice, Vegeta.

Vegeta: What did you just say?

Director: Nothing! Nothing! Let's get to a fighting scene okay I know you'll like a fighting scene! We're going to do the scene where you shoot the warrior Phoebus and he falls into the lake, and action!

Phoebus: You will never win Frollo! (Begins to ride away on horse, gets blasted away by Vegeta.)

Vegeta: You shall never escape the wrath of the awesome Frollo!

Director: That does it. Why did you do that?

Vegeta: I don't think that an awesome warrior like Frollo would allow such a weak pretty boy to live. The script you wrote was out of character. But at least I got to burn down some buildings.

Director: Okay, time for the final scene.

Vegeta: (Hanging on the pillar, pillar cracks and falls but Vegeta stays in the air)

Director: No Vegeta! This is Frollo's death scene! You're supposed to pretend to die but really fall on the stunt trampoline!

Vegeta: Wait a minute- you mean Frollo is killed by those weaklings?

Director: No, the fall kills him.

Vegeta: Bah! Screw this! (Flys away, movie crew cheers, only to be blasted away by Vegeta)

Vegeta: The next movie I do will be a far more superior and better film…I wonder what it will be.