Disclaimer: I do not own FullMetal Alchemist the only thing that's mine is this plot and the crazy organization hope you like the story tata for now XD.

Ed sighed as he entered the "meeting room" a.k.a. A lunch table in the lunch room. He looked through the crowed to find his unit. Unfortunately the lunch room was crowded with tall people and Ed was carried off in a wave of people trying to find a spot.Forget thisBefore Ed could even clap his hands someone pulled on his coat witch made him fall backwards right into the infamous Flame Alchemist. Ed glared at Mustang. I had it under control. "Yeah right shorty." Ed flared he was fixing to say some pretty mean things but froze at the safety click of Riza's ominous gun. "Good evening sir. Your late." But it's not my fault. "Oh on the contrary your shortness is what made you late. "Ed still at gun point just glared and twitched. Before Riza could say another word Ed sat down cursing at a certain colonel. "Now that we have FullMetal we can start now." Everyone at the table but Ed put on their "meeting masks" on. Ed tuned out the general his eyes on the general and his mind on how many different ways he could pound the living daylights out of Mustang. Ed saw Sheska waving at him so he waved back only to hear Mustang say " Thanks for volunteering to check out the pier." I WHAT? "You should have been paying more attention well anyways you need to check out pier 28." Why would I need to check out a crummy old pier?"1. Because it's your job.2. You volunteered .3.If you don't I will court marital you. Ed glared daggers at the man. What do I need to look for? "Anything suspicious." That helps Ed replied sarcastically. "Back up will be there a hour after you get there." Why tin the world would I need back up?. "Because things are always complicated when your involved .Ed was fixing to argue but the bell rang and the sea of military dogs swept Ed off his seat and out the door leaving behind a smirking Roy Mustang and into the hall.

I know I know it isn't much but it gets funnier later. I am currently writing this story in a journal I didn't check if I had any mistakes wit stuff but please bare with me I write it as I go along cause the story just came to me and if you flame me I could really care less I will take the insults and turn them into complements I will be updating once a week tell your friends about my story if you like it bye bye for now Catwwoman47.