DEATH NOTE

(Spoofs)

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L: Hey, Light, why are we still handcuffed again? 'Cos I forgot…

Light: You know, this is all down to you, L. You still suspect me of being Kira so I need to be with you 24/7.

L: But…

Light: …What…?

L: I need to pee…

Light: NOW? Can't you hold it in?

L: No, I need to go now… I really can't hold it..

(Misa walks in)

M: Hey, L, Light. What's up?

Light: L needs to pee… T_T

L: smiles I can't hold it in…

M: Oh, I have an idea!

Light: THANK GOD! Misa, what is it?

Misa: I'll tell you only if you promise we'll go out on a date this evening.

Light: For God's sake, Misa!

L: It's trickling out…

Light: …

Misa: I'm waiting…

Light: (heavy sigh) FINE, Misa. I'll go out with you today…

Misa: Yay! I love you forever, Light!

Light: …

Misa: Well? Say it!

Light: Say what?

Misa: I love you

L: My pants are getting soaked, just say it, Light! HURRY!

Light: …I love you.

Misa: Yay! Okay, what you can do is, L can go to the toilet, but you can stay outside, and wait. The chain can go in between the door.

Light: Why didn't I think of that before…?

L: Okay, enough thinking, I need to go, NOW!

(Ryuk comes in)

R: Heya, Light. Want to play Mario Kart? I'll let you win… okay, scratch that, I wanna win.

Light: Ryuk, I'm in a bit of a problem right now, can't you see? L's in the toilet doing his business and it SMELLS out here!

L: …Sorry…

R: Hyuk, hyuk. Light, I'm hungry. I want an apple.

Light: Ryuk, this isn't the time for apples right now.

R: … But I'm hungry…

M: Its okay, Ryuk, I'll feed you.

R: NO! I want Light to feed me.

Light: OMG! L, what are you doing in there? Do you have galloping constipation or something?

L: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH….no. Okay, I'm done.

(Toilet flushes)

Light: Ok, Ryuk, I guess I can feed you now.

R: Nah, I'm good. I just wanted to get on your nerves. … Did it work..?

Light: What do you think?

Ryuk: Yay! Well, my job here is done. See you guys later.

(Ryuk exits)

Light: Well, at least I get to go on a date with Misa.

Misa: Umm… well, I don't really want to go out anymore…

Light: What? Why not?

Misa: Ryuk's taking me!

Light: …

(Ryuk comes back in with a jacket and a top hat.)

Ryuk: Ready, darling?

(Misa giggles)

Misa: Bye, guys!

(Misa and Ryuk exit.)

L: Well, Light, old boy, I guess it's just you and me

Light: (thinking) Where's that damn death note…

Light: Hey, L, let's play a game…whoever can find a black note book first wins a… umm… a…an apple!

L: …

Light: …

L: Oh, goody! I love apples!

The End