DEATH NOTE
(Spoofs)
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L: Hey, Light, why are we still handcuffed again? 'Cos I forgot…
Light: You know, this is all down to you, L. You still suspect me of being Kira so I need to be with you 24/7.
L: But…
Light: …What…?
L: I need to pee…
Light: NOW? Can't you hold it in?
L: No, I need to go now… I really can't hold it..
(Misa walks in)
M: Hey, L, Light. What's up?
Light: L needs to pee… T_T
L: smiles I can't hold it in…
M: Oh, I have an idea!
Light: THANK GOD! Misa, what is it?
Misa: I'll tell you only if you promise we'll go out on a date this evening.
Light: For God's sake, Misa!
L: It's trickling out…
Light: …
Misa: I'm waiting…
Light: (heavy sigh) FINE, Misa. I'll go out with you today…
Misa: Yay! I love you forever, Light!
Light: …
Misa: Well? Say it!
Light: Say what?
Misa: I love you
L: My pants are getting soaked, just say it, Light! HURRY!
Light: …I love you.
Misa: Yay! Okay, what you can do is, L can go to the toilet, but you can stay outside, and wait. The chain can go in between the door.
Light: Why didn't I think of that before…?
L: Okay, enough thinking, I need to go, NOW!
(Ryuk comes in)
R: Heya, Light. Want to play Mario Kart? I'll let you win… okay, scratch that, I wanna win.
Light: Ryuk, I'm in a bit of a problem right now, can't you see? L's in the toilet doing his business and it SMELLS out here!
L: …Sorry…
R: Hyuk, hyuk. Light, I'm hungry. I want an apple.
Light: Ryuk, this isn't the time for apples right now.
R: … But I'm hungry…
M: Its okay, Ryuk, I'll feed you.
R: NO! I want Light to feed me.
Light: OMG! L, what are you doing in there? Do you have galloping constipation or something?
L: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH….no. Okay, I'm done.
(Toilet flushes)
Light: Ok, Ryuk, I guess I can feed you now.
R: Nah, I'm good. I just wanted to get on your nerves. … Did it work..?
Light: What do you think?
Ryuk: Yay! Well, my job here is done. See you guys later.
(Ryuk exits)
Light: Well, at least I get to go on a date with Misa.
Misa: Umm… well, I don't really want to go out anymore…
Light: What? Why not?
Misa: Ryuk's taking me!
Light: …
(Ryuk comes back in with a jacket and a top hat.)
Ryuk: Ready, darling?
(Misa giggles)
Misa: Bye, guys!
(Misa and Ryuk exit.)
L: Well, Light, old boy, I guess it's just you and me
Light: (thinking) Where's that damn death note…
Light: Hey, L, let's play a game…whoever can find a black note book first wins a… umm… a…an apple!
L: …
Light: …
L: Oh, goody! I love apples!
The End
