One hundred things Merlin might be. (More like 100 things of or relating to the pain in my ass named Merlin.)
1. An idiot.
2. A clot-pole.
3. A prat.
4. An idiot!
5. A genius.
6. ...A hero.
7. Lazy.
8. A friend.
9. Loyal.
10. Did I mention he's an idiot?
11. Because God is he stupid.
12. Can't even catch a rat.
13. A terrible chef.
14. I'm not fat.
15. My best friend.
16. A dolluphead.
17. See! I know current slang!
18. I don't have to use it in a sentance.
19. I'm the prince! That's why!
20. Sarcastic.
21. A riddle wrapped in a puzzle.
22. Cunning.
23. Slow.
24. Mildly entertaining.
25. Hilarious.
26. ANNOYING!
27. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUZY? NO YOU CAN'T READ IT!
28. GO MUCK OUT THE STABLES!
29. Brave.
30. A Coward!
31. It's probably more afraid of you than you are of it.
32. So what if I don't know what it is!
33. Unskilled.
34. Invaluable.
35. What are you smirking at?!
36. Honest.
37. Deceptive.
38. A cross-dresser?
39. Weird.
40. A lover boy.
41. NOT MY LOVER BOY YOU RABID FANGIRL FREAKS!
42. Fidgity.
43. What are you hiding?
44. A THEIF.
45. I HAD THREE SAUSAGES!
46. I'M NOT FAT!
47. MERLIN!
48. High maintenance.
49. Dim witted.
50. INSUFERABLE!
51. Wimp.
52. Disgusting!
53. What is this?
54. Nevermind I don't want to know.
55. Slightly intelligent.
56. Nobel.
57. Maybe even smart.
58. Full of himself.
59. Over confident.
60. NOT ME YOU IDIOT, YOU!
61. AN IDIOT!
62. Coincidence attractor.
63. What were you doing up in the middle of the night anyway?
64. Help me half-heartedly search Morganas chambers.
65. Whelp there's nothing here.
66. Odd.
67. What?
68. Did you hear that?
69. Are you deaf?
70. And dumb?
71. A lousy practice dummy.
72. Shield!
73. Body!
74 Head!
75. Lifesaver.
76. I just wanted to say...
77. I mean...
78. Back there you... you risked your life for me.
79. Thank you Merlin.
80. Thank you, Merlin.
81. I'm not going to say this again.
82. More trouble than you're worth.
83. Have you had cider?
84. Have you been at the ale again?
85. You've lost your mind!
86. Are you out of your mind?!
87. Have you gone insane!?
88. Fine, but this is the last time I let you talk me into anything.
89. Awkward.
90. Creepy.
91. Have you been under there this while time!?
92. Dangerous company.
93. You just attract trouble, don't you?
94. I wouldn't have it any other way.
95. If I need a servant in my next life...
96. A good council.
97. You're like a bad smell that won't go away.
98. A bad listener.
99. Important...
100. If I weren't the prince...we might get along.
But Merlin is definitely not one thing.
1. A sorcerer.
Should probably have used clumsy in there somewhere. And I have an urge to use bumbling as well. But I've re-written it twice as is.
