So here it is a new collection of drabbles. They will all be conversations only with no other action to it so this is very iffy. I tend to suck at dialogue so this might not last long.
pairing: ZoTash
rating: T
Changing the Subject
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing. I'm on watch tonight."
"Hence the call."
"What are you up to?"
"Paperwork."
"Sounds fun, almost makes me want to join the marines."
"haha very funny."
"I thought so."
"Have you replaced your katana yet? I still can't believe you let it get destroyed this is why these blades shouldn't be allowed in the hands of pirates."
"Yeah. You'll never guess what I got."
"No please don't tell me you got another Meitou."
"Shuusui"
"No way!"
"Got it from Samurai Ryuma"
"The legendary samurai from Wano Country who defeated a dragon?"
"Yeah"
"But he's dead. He lived centuries ago."
"I know. It's a long story and you probably wouldn't believe half of it."
"Sure I would."
"Fine he was a zombie. Gecko Moria stole the shadow of Brooke, a living skeleton who is the newest member of our crew, and put it in Ryuma's body and he was resurrected.
"..."
"I haven't even told you about Luffy's zombie."
"You're kidding right"
"Why would I make it up?"
"I don't know to impress me."
"Fine would you rather I say I found it lying on the ground and picked it up?"
"Now that's ridiculous why would there be a Meitou just lying around?"
"..."
"I mean people don't just leave their swords randomly lying on the ground."
"..."
"You didn't find it lying on the ground."
"Nope."
"You were just messing with me."
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"It's fun and you didn't believe the first story."
"So it was just a story. You made it up."
"If that's what you want to believe."
"So it is true then?"
"I think Robin's got a thing for me."
"What?"
"Robin. I think she likes me."
"Miss All-Sunday? She better not."
"Don't call her that. That's not who she is anymore and what's it matter if she does."
"Fine go have sex with her. I won't keep you."
"I'm not going to have sex with her."
"..."
"She might like me but I don't like her."
"..."
"She's my nakama nothing more."
"..."
"I should not have even mentioned it. Are you still there even?"
"..."
"Tash? Come on, I'm sorry for mentioning it."
"Why did you mention it?"
"To change the subject."
"So that's what you chose?"
"Err... yeah."
"Why didn't you just tell me some crazy antics of your idiotic captain? Or bitch about the cook like normal?"
"I don't know I didn't think you'd be jealous."
"Jealous? I am not jealous."
"So the crazy over reactions are not jealousy then."
"I did not over react."
"So the stupid ero-cook tried kicking me through the wall today for dripping sweat in his precious kitchen."
"You're not getting off that easily."
"It's not my fault that I get so sweaty working out. I would have put a shirt back on but it was already off and I needed some water before going to shower."
"..."
"The shower felt good though. Water running down over my sore muscles, pounding into my back."
"Not fair."
"What?"
"I can practically hear you smirking."
"I can practically hear you panting."
"Not true."
"Sure."
"Next time we meet I am so rescuing those Meitou from you."
"Maybe I'll just have to kidnap you."
"Kidnapping a Marine is not exactly the brightest idea."
"Would it raise my bounty?"
"It would get you caught."
"Not going to happen."
"One day..."
"One day I won't have to kidnap you."
"Maybe. Look I need to go now Smoker wants to see m in his office."
"Alright stay safe."
"You too. Bye."
"Bye"
