Anime Survivor!

Disclaimer: This is the second time I wrote this story. BUT this one might be better than the last… or worst… who counting. And, for each of my stories, there will be a song, and for each chapter will be the next part for that same song. And at the very end of the story, the very last chapter will be the whole song wrote out. "WHY?" you may ask… well… because I'm the author and what I say goes so if you have a problem with it, don't read that part of the story and get over the space consuming rambling.

Song of the Fiction: Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman, from that moment you'll be out of place, I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it, ruining this banquet for the mildly inspired and…

Chapter One: Meet the Contestants of Team Random!

Announcer One: Welcome to Anime Survivor! Were all the contestants will be abducted illegally while they are sleeping, then a tiny microchip will be implanted into their minds just in case they try to kill another contestant or disobeys our commands. Yes that's right, OUR commands.

Announcer Two: Yes that's right beautiful people. We are the announcers. And I will start introducing the contestants. Starting with the team captain of Team Random… Sephiroth! Sephiroth is a silver haired man, who is in fact like thirty something years old. ( Really I don't know, but I'm pretty sure that he's like thirty eight or something ) Sephiroth is a sociopath and also has mako green eyes. It's funny, whenever he burned down Cloud's hometown, he kinda just walked into the fire and disappeared, and his eyes were all glowing before he left, bringing out the true pyromaniac in Sephy. Next is the co-captain…

Announcer One: Cloud Strife… who's the only one who gave us his last name. Anyways… Cloud hates Sephiroth and Sephiroth hates him. Cloud has a round nose, well really he has no nose, or fingers, or a mouth, and he talks in Morse code by blinking. But thanks to modern technology, he has been animated better and has received a nose, a mouth, ten fingers, and SPEECH! Cloud's key item is a blonde wig and a cotton dress. Why? Who knows... Cloud is twenty two I do believe.

Announcer Two: Anyways, now moving along to the other, not so important teammates. Next we have Riku. Riku is a silver haired teen who felt like he was imprisoned on the island Destiny Island. Not sure why they had to put "Island" after "Destiny" when clearly, when there is water surrounding it, it is an island. Anyways… Riku wanted to get off of the island but, needless to say, he had just been stranded on another one. He he… I mean… how sad.

Announcer One: Next we have Excel. She is crazy… moving along.

Announcer Two: Then we have Hyatt, followed by Yuna. Yuna is sort of a slut after she left without wondering what really happened to her love, Tidus. Maybe she was really into Seymour. Hmmm… think about that. Anyways, that's no longer important.

Announcer One: Now we have Hotaru and Rikku, we thought we'd put them together to save time. So anyways, Hotaru is a fourteen year old female who was killed by her father in a lab explosion along with her mother. Her father made a deal with some demons that if they bring Hotaru back to life, then he will allow them to posses him. But instead they possessed both him and his daughter.

Announcer Two: Sad story.

Announcer One: Indeed. Anyways…Rikku is hyper and nobody cares.

Announcer Two: Next is Paine. She's a Goth who is friends with Rikku and Yuna… so automatically, she's not important. Then Aerith comes to the screen. Aerith is a goody goody that is a mean drunk. Even Cloud, her "lover" has to admit she's an abusive whore.

Announcer One: Then Yuggi, an evil little girl is afraid of the dark. She just wanted friends so she made her own. But, as it turns out, Yuggi couldn't control her powers and her friends started destroying cities. Then they locked her in a dark area where she sent a lot of her time screaming about how she doesn't want to stay in the dark.

Announcer Two: Cry baby. Anyways, Sora, the little brunette boy is upstage horribly by his best friend, Riku, is the keyblade wielder… and… now… no body cares anymore.

Announcer One: Anyways that's all the peeps from team random…

Announcer Two: That's all for this episode… GET OVER IT!

Author: That's me… the one who is typing the story. Yep… So anyways… there's not much to review about but you guys can chose what stunts and crap they do, THEN who gets voted off of the teams. Yeah, I know, you feel powerful, but watch nobody do that anyways, NO that would be helping me out and who wants to do that? And you said you wanted a revolution.