Chapter 1

The candidates

Anime and Game fans do not hate me or attempt to kill me for this fic. I'm on heavy meds and well my mindset is different.

Okay so Sephiroth decided he was going to run for president of the united states of America as a democrat. He chose Shesshomaru as his Vice. To ride on the ballot. Now for the Republicans we have Tifa and Cloud as a vice. For our Independent we have Naruto bored of waiting to be Hokage yelling. "I'll be President of the United States! Believe it!." With Akamaru as his Vice. God help us!

As for an extra twist there is another set of people running. On the democrat side we have Vegeta yelling " I am the president of all Americans." With Goku as his running mate asking "I thought you were the prince of all sayains?" With Vegeta yelling "Shut your Trap Kakarot and wave for the camera's and smile!" as for Republicans we have Yuna using her people have Real Emotions campaign and Tidus as her vice. For the final indepents we have Barret using the I'm with stupid Campaign and Reno as his Vice.

We asked the presidential canidates who they would want as there secretary of defense.

Sephiroth said "I'll have called on Lucifer himself."

Tifa said she'd grab Mulan

Naruto said he'd grab Kakashi

Vegeta said he'd grab the most pissed off german or Russian he can find.

Yuna said she'd call on Will Vandom. (What an idiot great singing voice but an idiot.)

Barret said " Well I'm gonna get that SOB shadow the hedgehog. Because he would join me in a raid or two." (Colege buddies go figure)

Next we asked our vice presidential canidates who they would pick.

Shesshomaru said "I'd select Lucifer he's such a loser I can boss him around.

Akamaru said "Woof Woof Howl!" Huh? Ash came out. Thank God! He switched his pokedex to the new Translater mode. The pokedex said this. " Akumaru the dog pokemon. Wags it's tail when happy. Akamaru's previous sentence translated: I want underdog" Okay obvious since he's a dog and all thank goodness it ain't Odie. Wait a second... Holy Crap! Akamaru's a pokemon?

Goku said "Well a...;.I'd..like... let me think...Chi Chi you mess with her and your six feet under."

As for Tidus he said " I agree with Yuna." (Whoah someones getting lucky tonight. A suck up.)

As for Reno he said "I'll take a home run favorite." then a sign falls on kis head knocking him out before he can say anymore.

So sadly (For reno but not for us) Barret Grabs Twilight Princess Link as his new running mate.

We also presented the question to Link in response he gathered up all of the other Lnks and made them battle to the death until it was only Ocarina of time/ Majora's mask Link and Windwaker/ Phantom hourglass Link. OoT Link put's on fierce deity's mask while that leaves the windwaker Link scared. OoT Link delivers the fatal blow while after words the over dramatic windwaker has his usual overly dramatic death fall. TP Link declares OoT Link the Winner as I your friendly neighbor hood news reporter rushes in.

"So TP LInk why all this senseless slaughter?" I asked raising my mic to him.

"Well to answer your question. OoT LInk would be my choice." He said

(and there you have it folks the campaign has begun review this chapter and I'll be back to you with more close coverage of this exiting election.)