Okay, so I'm new to this fandom... very new. I just got into it last Wednesday... anyways, since I'm not entirely donw with the series I'll make stuff based on what I know so far... which is about 3 episodes away from the first (only?) Christmas special. I have no idea how many episodes IZ has, but Netflix says 27... anyways, enjoy!
PS, does ANYONE know their last names?
Dib: Finally! Proof! ALIENS EXCIST! I TOLD YOU PEOPLE.
Gaz: You're stupid.
Zim has friended Dib
Dib to Zim: Zim.
Zim: Dib.
Dib: Zim.
Zim: Dib.
Gir: I'm making mashed potatoes!
Dib: ...okay then?
Zim: HAH! I WIN PATHETIC HUMAN!
Dib: Win what?
Zim: The name fight! ZIM wins!
Dib: That's just stupid.
Gir: Doom doom doom doom doom...
Dib to Zim: Hah, don't like water huh? Might want to wear a rain coat tomorrow alien boy.
Zim: What are you talking about? The mighty ZIM is not afraid of anything!
Dib: Uh huh. Even the leader of your planet?
Zim: I believe there are several leaders here, silly silly human.
Dib: You can drop the facade Zim! I know you're an alien! You have green skin, and no ears!
Zim: I told you in class, IT'S A SKIN CONDITION.
Dib: Yeah right.
Zim: Okay, THIS MEANS WAR HUMAN. Spray me with water... hah! I, the mighty ZIM, shall win this water battle!
Dib: Unless you get wet.
Zim: No worries on that anymore. :D
Dib: How'd you figure out the smiley thing?
Zim: -.- I'm not stupid.
Keef to Zim: Hey Zim, come outside! I have a surprise for you!
Zim: ...YOU'RE ALIVE?
Keef: Yeah... Come outside!
Zim: No.
Keef: Please?
Zim: No.
Keef: Pleaaaasssseee?
Zim: No.
Keef: ?
Zim: No!
Okay... well I guess that's it for this chapter. Sorry if it's not that funny, but I'm still trying to capture each personality... I think I have Zim down for the most part. Anyways... REVIEW! So I can have a reason to walk up to my friend tomorrow, and randomly scream "I am ZIM!"
