Okay, so I'm new to this fandom... very new. I just got into it last Wednesday... anyways, since I'm not entirely donw with the series I'll make stuff based on what I know so far... which is about 3 episodes away from the first (only?) Christmas special. I have no idea how many episodes IZ has, but Netflix says 27... anyways, enjoy!

PS, does ANYONE know their last names?


Dib: Finally! Proof! ALIENS EXCIST! I TOLD YOU PEOPLE.

Gaz: You're stupid.


Zim has friended Dib


Dib to Zim: Zim.

Zim: Dib.

Dib: Zim.

Zim: Dib.

Gir: I'm making mashed potatoes!

Dib: ...okay then?

Zim: HAH! I WIN PATHETIC HUMAN!

Dib: Win what?

Zim: The name fight! ZIM wins!

Dib: That's just stupid.


Gir: Doom doom doom doom doom...


Dib to Zim: Hah, don't like water huh? Might want to wear a rain coat tomorrow alien boy.

Zim: What are you talking about? The mighty ZIM is not afraid of anything!

Dib: Uh huh. Even the leader of your planet?

Zim: I believe there are several leaders here, silly silly human.

Dib: You can drop the facade Zim! I know you're an alien! You have green skin, and no ears!

Zim: I told you in class, IT'S A SKIN CONDITION.

Dib: Yeah right.


Zim: Okay, THIS MEANS WAR HUMAN. Spray me with water... hah! I, the mighty ZIM, shall win this water battle!

Dib: Unless you get wet.

Zim: No worries on that anymore. :D

Dib: How'd you figure out the smiley thing?

Zim: -.- I'm not stupid.


Keef to Zim: Hey Zim, come outside! I have a surprise for you!

Zim: ...YOU'RE ALIVE?

Keef: Yeah... Come outside!

Zim: No.

Keef: Please?

Zim: No.

Keef: Pleaaaasssseee?

Zim: No.

Keef: ?

Zim: No!


Okay... well I guess that's it for this chapter. Sorry if it's not that funny, but I'm still trying to capture each personality... I think I have Zim down for the most part. Anyways... REVIEW! So I can have a reason to walk up to my friend tomorrow, and randomly scream "I am ZIM!"