Disclaimer: I do not own any of the final fantasy games, Squaresoft does. (But not for long Mwahahaha!)

A/N: This is not an idea thought up previously then transferred to fanfiction. This is being written as I go along, be warned anything could happen.

Cloud sat up and got out of bed. He stretched and got dressed in his only set of clothes. He opened the door of his room at the Costa del Sol house and was suddenly hit in the face by a snowball. He wiped the white slush of his face and glared at Yuffie.

"Where the hell did you get that from!"

"Its snowing Cloud! Its snowing, its snowing, itssnowingitssnowingitssnowing!"

"At Costa del Sol?"

Yuffie nodded. Cloud's mouth slowly widened into a stupefied grin and he ran out the door.

Cloud pushed the carrot into the snowman's face and stood back to admire his work. He watched in horror as the snowman's head sailed into the air. He looked up as it plummeted into his face. He scraped it out of eyes and looked up to see Sephiroth with a baseball bat.

"That was really mean, Sephiroth." Cloud whined

Sephiroth smashed the bat into Cloud's face and walked inside the house.

The mailman walked up to Cloud and gave him a letter. Cloud opened it.

To the heroes of the world.

You are invited to the auditions for the forthcoming Final Fantasy VIII.

Yours truly, Sakaguchi San

PS please don't destroy the studio, like last time.

Cloud grinned and ran inside to tell everyone. He opened the door and ran straight into Sephiroth's waiting baseball bat. Sephiroth walked off laughing. Cloud got up and rubbed his nose before showing the letter to the others.

"Wow!" Tifa exclaimed, "This could be my big break!"

"What could be a bigger break than having the biggest breasts in the most popular Final Fantasy game of all time." Nanaki asked

"Um…I…don't know." Tifa replied confused

"I want to get Zell." Cloud said, punching the air

"You don't even know martial arts, I should be Zell." Tifa said

"But you're a girl. Aren't you?" Cloud queried

"Oh yeah."

"You are really out of it today." Nanaki commented to Tifa

"Well I'm gonna be Squall, course only me could be a leader." Barret ranted

Everybody slowly shook their heads.

"Well then I'll be Rajin y'know foo'."

"Whatever." Yuffie said, " I am going to be Selphie."

"You do know there is no Materia in FF8." Aeris said

"What! No way! Fine you can be Selphie." Yuffie said to Aeris

"Yay!"

"Why the $%&* would you want to be that $%£^ Selphie." Cid asked, "I'm gonna try for that %"$& @$$ Seifer."

"Well then, off to the auditions!" Cloud yelled and ran out the door into a baseball bat. Sephiroth stepped over him and walked off somewhere laughing his head off.

Cloud knocked on the studio door and waited. Suddenly the door was swung open into his face.

"Ow. What's your problem?" Cloud complained as he got up. He looked at the old man in front of him.

"Oh great it's you guys." Cecil said sarcastically. "Hey Rosa, look who it is. It's those 3 dimensional pricks from the 'Playstation'."

"You're just upset because you're only character who has purple hair and you failed the auditions for the last 3 Final Fantasies." Rosa said

"But not this time, Mwahaha!" Cecil let them in and walked off laughing manically.

The group walked through the vast studio,

"$%£^ Almost every god damn main character gets a  ^&%£$ change of clothes. They must have one £%$^ big wardrobe." Cid commented reading off a notice.

"Well actually me and Cloud both had 4 outfits. Aeris had two and Vincent had two." Tifa said

"What! And I'm stuck with just one %$"& stinking get up."

A/N: Well there's chapter 1. Tell me what you think and I might write more. Send suggestions to ultimateff2@lycos.com