1 JHS Band Stuff

Ummm ..yeah. Judson High School Rocks!!!!! These are the things I learned. You should learn them too.

Holsinger (the writer of our music) was a Bitch!!!!!!!!

It helps to take the music out of the horn baritones.

The Band Manager has funny hair. Despite this, do not ask him how he makes it stick straight up.

Trombones are the best joke maker-uppers (yes, it's a word).

Dating someone in band (or God forbid, in your section **cough**Halie**coughcough**) is an invitation for incest jokes. Get used to it.

Flutes get mad when you talk about "American Pie".

Don't call woodwinds "woodies".

Flutes, like Colorguard, are sweet girls with metal sticks.

Mrs. Pradervand is just upset because she lost the string to her tampon.

Mr. McDonald lost his string too.

Either that, or he's going through menopause.

The band directors are only happy at 7:00 AM because they got laid the night before.

Do not think about the band directors getting laid because then you will get nasty pictures in your head.

If you get said nasty pictures in your head, don't tell anyone else, or you will have an epidemic of people with nasty pictures in their heads.

Also, if you tell other people about said nasty pictures, they will tease you mercilessly.

Drummers are like onions (they have layers, they make you cry, weird people like them).

Trying to fail a grade to stay in band does not (I repeat DOES NOT) work.

People who are in Choir and Band have something to hide. Or their making up for something *evil wink*.

Only Shannon and Jake the Snake can prevent hat hair (Shannon is bald, but no one knows how Jake keeps his hair spiked under a helmet)

Despite what the directors say, homework comes second after homework.

A broken leg is not an excuse.

Don't mention Arby's or Pogs to an upperclassmen trombone.(You really don't want to know)

If you get a first division in UIL (Or, should Hell freeze over, BOA) scream "ARBY"S!!!!!!!!!!!". the other bands will look at you funny.

Seniors are scary. Yes they are Halie.

Jake is cool, and all girls will swoon, but he has a boyfriend, so all of them are disappointed.

Jake wears sunglasses at night.

You never know when Jake is watching you (*Chuck, I can see you dancing**How do you DO that?!?!*)

Though his voice cracks, Mr. Buley's voice will get better when he gets out of puberty ;).

Don't make jokes about Mr. Buley going through puberty during class.

It's Mr. BULEY, not Mr. Burly, or Mr. Buler.

Quiet people don't nessesarily make the best sight-readers.

Quiet people are also usually a little/a lot insane.

BOA is depressing.

If you think that L.D. Bell Wins BOA every year because they can jazz run, trip, roll, and get back into step without missing a beat, you'd probably be right.

Regan is a rich, snobby school (see next note).

If you say good luck or good job to a Regan marcher, they will glare at you and call you a slut or a bitch (They did!!! I was so upset!)