I don't own FY!!! Please don't sue. -.- Well! Please read mah ficcie!!! and Review it please!!!!!!!! Mew =^.^=
A/n: I used some of this material from Miaka-baka (i hope its ok!!!)^ ^;;
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*Mom walks in*

Mom: What are you watching?
Me: Fushigi Yugi.
Mom: Wha? Fush gi Yugi?
Me: Never mind mom.
Mom: What?! I wanna know! You are always catching an attitude with me!


(In the 2nd OVA when Tasuki is saving Miaka)

*Mom walks in*

Me: Aww man! Noooooo! Tasuki!!!!!! Don't save her!!!!!!
Mom: Save who?
Me: Miaka.
Mom: Miaka?
Me: Yeah.

*She sits down*

Mom: Why is that thing's hair orange?
Me: Cause it just is mom.
Mom: Is it a fox?

(Tasuki is talking to Miaka telling her to wake up)

Mom: Oh my heavens! He has fangs! That can't be human.
Me: *gasp* Mom...you must respect Tasuki's fangs.
Mom: Ta--Ta wha? What's its name?
Me: Ta-suki.
Mom: Oh. So what happened to that brown haired girl?
Me: She was drownin' mom.
Mom: Why?
Me: Because.
Mom: Because wha?
Me: Because she is stupid...
Mom: Stupid?
Me: Yup.
Mom: Now you know that's not nice. I told you about that kinda stuff...

(she sees Nuriko, Chichiri, and Chiriko)

Mom: Who is the girl with the purple hair?
Me: That's a boy mom.
Mom: A boy???!!! What?!! Honey come in here!

*dad walks in*

Dad: Huh?
Mom: Does that look like a man to you?
Dad: No. Hey, these are those Japanese shows you watch right *kid*?
Me: Yeah dad...
Dad: I knew it! I knew it! So what's his name? He looks like someone named Pushi or somethin'.
Me: Uhm that's Chichiri dad.
Mom: How come he keeps saying 'Ya Know' after everything?
Me: Because he can mom.
Dad: Who's that little girl? She's kinda cute. *laugh laugh*
Me: That's a boy dad.
Dad: A boy?!!? There's crossdressing in this?! Little kids trying to be homo's?
Mom: You shouldn't be watching this. You should NOT be watching this!
Me: He's a crossdresser but he's kewl. *points to Nuriko*
Mom: I knew it!!
Dad: Crossdressing is not kewl...
Me: That is evil dad!!!! You are so bias!
Dad: I'm just saying....


(the part where Boshin hits Tasuki in the leg and he starts yelling)

Me: Go Tasuki! *cheer cheer*!
Mom: Isn't that that fox thingy thing?
Me: Mom I told you it was Tasuki.
Mom: Wait a sec. Why is he yelling at that little kid?!
Me: Cause mom--
Mom: No! No! I don't wanna hear that!! That is inappropriate behavior towards little children!! What is this rated?!
*she grabs the box*
Mom: 13 and up?! Your not 13!!! You shouldn't be watching this! You are only 11!!!!
Me: Mom, you should know I'm 16 and my birthday is coming up.
Mom: Don't give me that!
Dad: Uhm...why is that girl touching that other girl?!?! *Hotohori and Houki* Are they lesbians?!?!
Mom: Do we need to talk?
Dad: Are you turning gay?
Me: Wha?!?! NO!
Mom: Are you sure? We can get a counselor just tell us.
Dad: Yeah.
Me: AL-RIGHTY....that uh won't be necessary.

(2nd Ova episode 7: The Flame of Friendship)

Me: DON'T TOUCH HIM MIAKA!!!!
Mom: Stop screaming.

*Tasuki is hugging Miaka*

Mom: Is he raping her?! Why is this uncensored?
Me: What? Rape?
Mom: Yes rape!
Dad: What she doing to her? *points to the screen*
Me: Dad!!! The one with the orange hair is a boy!
Dad: Oh *laugh* he looks like a girl!
Me: It's not funny.

*Tasuki is ontop of Miaka and she is screaming*

Mom: I told you it was raping her!! She needs to push her off of her!! **she makes gestures**
Me: Him! Him mom!
Mom: Oh yeah.
Dad: What is he doing to her? Does this have sex in it?!
Mom: What have we told you about sex related movies?
Me: What?! If you would just--
Dad: Don't get an attitude young lady!
Mom: You should not be watching this stuff!

*dad gets up and turns off TV and takes out tape*

Dad: I'm keeping this! You won't get it back at least, not with your attitude.
Me: But! That's not fair!
Mom: Sorry, this is for the best.

*they walk out*

Me: Oh well! I still got the 1st Ova, 1st tape to the 2nd and the whole series! ^ ~ bwhahha

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I know this one was kinda...ehhh...but plz R & R neways! Thankies ^.^! (I hope I do not
affend any crossdressers!! plz forgive me!!!!!! And please don't sue! Mail me if this offends
you in anyway! Thanks!