There was once a man by the name of Johnny Whiplash, and he was married to a girl called Carly Shay. They lived in a mediocre neighbourhood in southeast Seattle. They had 4 kids, Jimmy, John, Jonny, and Olivia; and another one well under way. The Whiplashes were a quiet family with no problems,but they had one crazy neghbour named Mr. Crabs, he owned a well known burger establishment of the coast of Waikiki. Mr. Crabs hated the Whiplash family,he always talked bad about the family calling them noisy obnoxious neighbours with annoying ugly kids. Mr. Crabs was having an affair with Carly and Johnny Whiplashhad no Whiplashes went to Disney world in Orlando, Fl to meet with their good ole' pal Patrick Planet who is related to Captain Planet! Once they arrive toOrlando they got into some very crazy shenanigans. The Whiplashes had fun in Orlando... they did all the tourist traps, they went skydiving and they also wentto an alligator ranch where they had a gator rodeo and all the of the people died due to a freak attack by godzilla! Florida barely escaped the crisis thanks to the mightymorphin power rangers who saved the day! Zordon got a honor medal by President Obama.. Zordo, being the selfish psychopath that he is, said he did everything by himself,giving no credit to the rangers! The red ranger screamed " Damn you and your selfish shenanigans Zordon, damn you!" Shortly after that outburst he got arrested and therangers where under survallence becuase they posed a security threat to the Zordon went on his merry way to the white house where he had a steak dinner catered by Chilis The food was finger lickin' good said President Obama after he had hes friend chicken tenders and peas. Zordon replied with a "Meh it was alright I guess, nothing to getrazy about, Obama." After their meal they went to a Nationals game where they played the Tampa Bay Rays.. Needless to say the Nationals where humiliated by a landslide in baseball history (74-3). Obama screamed from the sidelines " Damn you Tampa Bay Rays, damn you and you excellent sporting abilities!" ZOrdon hated the evening calling itboring and retarded on an exclusive itnerview given to the National Enquierer. When Zordon got back to his layer he found that it had been trashed by Justin Beiber fans that hadspray painted all over the wall " Don't F**k with the Biebs", Zordon knew he had this comming because he was an open Bieber hater, and he supported whole heartedly COdy Simpson(Australian Bieber) calling him the best thing since Chinese ornage chicken. Zordon called up the rangers sayin" Yo rangers! Where you at?"... no replyZordon found it kind of weird because the rangers where alays on call, so Zordon went to the Rangers home to find them watching Phillip DeFranco on youtube. At this point Zordon was pissed! Zordon threw the tv and asked the rangers "What is this sh*t?" THe Rangers said well its Phillip DeFranco! Hes a youtube superstar! Zordon didn't buy itso he started up a youtube channel named "Ranger Watch" to rival Phillip DeFrancos show on youtube. Zordon talked about current events, celebrities, and much more!Phills ratings started to drop so he hired Mr. MIyagi to kill Zordon! Mr. Miyagi did hes job. Silently. Phil was back on top of the youtube world. The Rangers needed a new leader, so they chosePhil to be the new leader on the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers! Obama was a runner-up, but lost due to leadership experience. Phil made the rangers his bitches! The rangers where so rangers went about to hire Ricky gervais to kill Phil, only problem is Ricky failed because he was over weight. Phil killed Ricky and his side kick Karl Pilkngton. Striperella, heard about the news so she went to Phils house and kicked his ass all the way to Gotham City where Batman awaited him to make Phil hes errand was jealous... needless to say Phil had to be eliminated once again!