((I'M GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.

OK, so what exactly is this very strange idea I had? I have grown to really appreciate Nyotalia, mostly because 1) it's an amazing take on the show and deserves a spinoff and 2) it allows me to make all the yaoi pairings het because while I love Hetalia, I am not a yaoi person. Sorry, but that's just me.

BUUUUT, I have been hooked on Nyo GerIta lately and the Axis have always been my favorites outside the Asian family, so I thought "Nyotalia Italies + Hetalia Italies + awkward Germany + Romano + Prussia longing to get Germany a girlfriend + 2ptalia + love triangles = OMG PLOT BUNNY." And while this is probably gonna be romcom crack and hilarity, this shall have an actual PLOT and drama/hero VS villain antics shall be present. How long this fic shall be, no idea. But it'll be fun to write, and I've wanted to practice writing characters that aren't China and his spazzy family (though they shall forever be my favorites).

But enough about all that! You wanna read the story, right? Hetalia isn't mine!))

Germany was sound asleep in his bed, finding some well-deserved rest after a long day of cleaning up after his annoying yet endearing ally, Italy Veneziano. The morning sunlight filtered into the room, gently waking the sleepy German. His blue eyes opened slowly.

...only to see a pretty naked girl with brown hair right next to him in bed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

"West, what are you screaming about?" said Prussia, entering the room. "I'm trying to get some awesome sleep...eh?" He suddenly noticed the girl in Germany's bed. A huge grin spread on his face. "FINALLY! GOOD JOB, WEST!"

"IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, YOU DUMMKOPF!"

Before Prussia could react, the girl's eyes opened.

Much screaming ensued.

Hetalia!

After getting up and giving the girl something to wear, the first thing Germany asked was "Who ARE you?!"

The girl was surprisingly calm, yet obviously confused. "Italy."

Germany didn't get it. "But...how are you Italy? Italy is a boy..."

"The Germany I know is a girl," the girl replied. "I don't know how I got here at all! I'm so confused..."

As if on cue, Italy casually burst in. "Good morning, Germany!"

Shoot.

"Ooh, who's the bella ragazza? My name's Italy!"

"Italy?" The girl became indignant. "But MY name is Italy!"

"How can there be 2 Italies?"

"I don't know!"

As they bickered, Germany sweatdropped. "Bruder, call Japan. We need some help."

"On it."

Hetalia!

Japan watched the Italies bicker, feeling both confused and mildly amused. "I can see why you wanted me to help," he said.

Japan then casually went up to the two countries and asked, "Please excuse my interruption, but have you thought that the other Italy may be from another universe?"

The Italies stopped arguing and looked at Japan, then at each other. "Another universe?"

Italy gazed at his supposed genderbend with question. "Are you...from another universe...?"

"I...I suppose so..." she replied hesitantly.

The two stared at each other curiously.

"Hey! Why are we bickering if we're the same person?!" said the female Italy. "That's not right! We should be friends! Friends!"

"Yes, yes! Friends!" agreed male Italy. "Let's be friends!"

"Bene! Bene! Bene!" the two cheered.

Germany, Japan, and Prussia watched the ensuing scene, slightly weirded out.

"OK...so what do we do with them?" asked Germany.

"If she is Italy-san's alternate, then I suppose she should stay here where she could be kept safe, suggested Japan.

"You'd finally be living with a girl, West! Do it! Do it!" prodded Prussia. Cue German Dope Slap.

"Hey...we can't get us all mixed up," said male Italy, "Let's give you a name so we can be different! What should we call you, bella?"

"Hmm…" The female Italy thought a moment. "Let's call me...Feliciana!"

"That's great! Feliciana!"

"Yaaaay!"

Germany watched the two cheer and laugh. What harm could it do to have her around? OK, maybe a lot of harm, but she'd have nowhere to go if they just kicked her out. "Fine…" Germany said finally, "She can stay here until we figure out where exactly she came from."

"HECK YEAH!" Prussia shouted. Japan smiled.

Suddenly, the door opened, making everyone turn their heads towards the latest spectacle.

It was Italy's brother Romano, carrying a beautiful girl with long dark brown hair. He looked very disgruntled. "I demand an explanation."

Italy and Feliciana looked at one another before bursting out laughing, while poor Germany facepalmed.

((OK...basic situation #1 established. *checks off item on checklist*

So...this is just the prologue? Yep! Was that Nyo!Romano Romano just brought there? Yep! Will Spain get an active role? Yep, just not now. Will 2ptalia come up next? Yep! Be prepared for hilarity.

All right, that's all covered for now. REVIEW, PEOPLES!

See you in the next chapter! And don't forget to read my other World's Fair stories!))