So...this drabble was inspired by a random commercial I saw one night. I can't tell you what it was for really, 'cause I can't remember, but the basic idea of what happened in the commercial takes place in this fic.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto characters, or the commercial that gave me this idea.

Warnings: Mentioned SasuNaruSasu, mentions of alcohol, and loss of pants.


Watching the blonde stumble, Sasuke shook his head. It was pathetic, but Naruto was never one to take moderation into consideration.

"Naruto," Sasuke stated blankly, "you're drunk. Give me the keys."

The clumsy blonde stubbornly stomped his foot, causing the Uchiha to sigh. He knew that Naruto was going to fight him about his drunkenness.

"Mmmnuh."

Sasuke simply stared at his drunken boyfriend as if he had completely lost it.

"I don't even think that was human, idiot."

Sasuke was amused by the unfocused glare that Naruto tried to pin him with.

"I—not—drunk."

After that eloquent statement, the Uchiha wondered how long this pathetic attempt of Naruto's would last.

"Well, you have progressed to the caveman stage. That's better, but you're still drunk. Now, give me the keys so we can go home."

"No!"

Sasuke watched as the blonde backed away from him. Really, this was getting out of control; however, the youngest Uchiha blankly stared at Naruto until he got an idea.

"Naruto, do you want to play a game?" Sasuke asked with a smirk.

"Ooo...game?"

"Yes, a game," Sasuke confirmed while nodding his head. "Now, the first thing you have to do is give me your pants."

"Mmm know this game," Naruto slurred while fumbling with his pants.

Of course Sasuke was watching as the drunken blonde stripped off his pants, and soon enough he was handed the pants that Naruto was wearing only moments before. Then Sasuke shook his head at the grinning blonde. The Uchiha was quick to put his hand into one of the back pockets and fish out the keys. Dangling the keys in front of Naruto, Sasuke threw the pants back at his drunken boyfriend.

"Come on, Naruto. I'm driving."