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2007. Harry Potter is appointed Head Auror.

April 2009. Ministry announces break-out of dangerous Dark magical creature. Details are never forthcoming.

June 2009. A Muggle named Victor Surge posts the first images of "The Slender Man" on the Internet.

Twelve days later, the YouTube series "Marble Hornets" premieres.

2010. Ronald Weasley leaves the Auror office due to work related stress. Officially, he wished to help his brother George manage Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes, the family joke shop.

This is the unofficial story.