this is based directly off of my favorite LoA episode so far, Fluttering Finger Mindslip except Xue and Leng is in it. so, here is the first chapter. These will come allot btw.
Crane, Monkey and Viper sat at the table eating dumplings. "Now" Po said walking in the kitchen with a box of scrolls. "Make way Gents. Time to start reading secret scrolls. Oh! Finally! I get to learn the good stuff! Secret moves, magic defenses, now, scroll number one!" Po picked a scroll out of the box and opened it. "How... to make... TEA? AH!" He dropped the scroll on the table. "Oh, you gonna eat that?" He asked Monkey looking at his dumplings.
"Yes..." Po then took one of Monkeys dumplings. "Hey! get your own!"
"Monkey, I'm doing you a little favor. Your cheeks are looking a little jowly. I can't read about tea all day! Maybe I could just skip ahead a scroll or two..." He began fingering the scrolls. "Oo scroll number twenty three!" He exclaimed picking up a scroll. "Mastering the eye gouge!" He then put his hands by his eyes and stared at Viper. She gestured her eyes behind Po, where Shifu was standing.
"Po!" Shifu softly yelled. "The sacred scrolls must be read in the proper order." He walked towards Po.
"Ah come on" Po argued. "Can't I just skip to scroll fifty, invisible sneak attack, with your mind!"
"No!" Shifu replied. "You need the knowledge of scrolls one through forty-nine to understand the importance of fifty."
"How about I skimp one through forty nine huh?" Po asked gliding his fingers across the table towards a plate of dumplings.
"No!" Shifu yelled hitting Po's hand with a scroll. He then pushed the box on Po. "You will take these to the library and read them with no distractions. No skipping, no skimping, and no shortcuts."
"Don't you think that will kinda... you know..." Po began. "take all the fun out of it?"
"Yes." Shifu replied dropping a scroll into the box.
"Ah yes!" Taotie laughed working on a giant mouth looking thing held up by a bamboo stick. "When we stormed off in my contraption it sent a clear message to those spaz minding goons at the Jade Palace! Mechanical always beats kung fu!" He hit the bamboo stick with a hammer, closing the mouth thing while he was still in it.
"But we lost that battle." Bian Zao, Taotie's teenage son replied.
"Correction!" Taotie yelled. "Seems like we lost. did you see their faces?"
"No" Bian Zao said sarcastically. "Because we were running away." He then took a drink from his cup.
"Well you should have looked!" Taotie protested. "Because they were utterly terrified! THAT, was the victory, they will never again mess with the fury of Taotie!" A pig then put a letter in Taotie's face. "Oh, the mail?" Taotie said. "Aha, the Jade Palace, what did I tell you? A bill?" He asked shocked. "For the destruction of the training hall? A BILL! Enough of your petty humiliation Shifu and friends! I'll make you rue the day you were born! RUE! DO YOU HEAR ME? RUE!"
"Dad" Bian Zao cut in. "They're like four miles away."
Po picked up a scroll from a wooden table. "Besides tea, herbs can be used to make tiny decorative scented soaps. Tiny decorative scented soaps? that has to be..." He paused for a second. "Most exiting thin I ever learned! Nope, can't fake it. Still boring." He put his elbow on the table and rested his head on his hand. He thumbed through the scrolls and picked up a random one. "This looks awesome!" He gasped. He quickly looked around to make sure no one was there. He dumped all the other scrolls of the table and opened the one he picked up on the table. "So THAT'S how you block the fist of fury!" He read out loud. "You can do that with chopsticks? The Fluttering Finger Mindslip! If done correctly it erases the short term memory of its victom!" He then did as the scroll said. Swirl to the left, swirl to the right, flutter the fingers in a twisting motion and..." He looked up to see Viper sitting there frozen.
"Oh, hey Po." Viper greeted. "I came to tell you that... uh... I can't remember. Must not of been important." She then slithered away. Po watched her leave.
"Woah." Po awed fluttering his fingers.
"Po!" Crane came in with a broom. "It's your turn to sweep the Barack's and don't just wait for the wind." Po then did the mindslip trick (Imma just call it that now). Crane froze. "What was I saying?"
"You were saying you really wanted to sweep even though it was my turn." Po lied. "But you know what, I'm gonna let you do that, since you're a pal."
"Wow" Crane said confused. "That's really nice of you to let me sweep." He looked at the broom and left.
"This really works!" Po said excitedly, fluttering his fingers. He threw the scroll aside and left.
Tigress was balancing on a log sitting upright when Po walked by her carrying some spears to the stand. He then threw them to the ground. "Po!" Tigress yelled. "Don't be lazy! You're the Dragon Warrior! the title carries great honor and great responsibili..." Po then did the mindslip trick. "ty." Tigress had a confused look on her face. "What was I saying?"
"Tea!" Po thought up. "You were going to make yourself some tea and you asked if I wanted some too."
"Okay?" Tigress said walking away.
"Tigress is making me tea!" Po said excitedly.
"With honey?" Tigress asked.
"Surprise me" He said in his high pitched excited voice.
Monkey was going through the training hall with a staff in his hand and a sword in his belt. He then dropped the staff and pulled out his sword, witch was broken. "PO!" He yelled looking at Po who was lounging in the Jade Tortoise with dumplings on his chest.
"Yeah?" Po replied.
"Were you playing with my sword again?" He asked. Po then did the mindslip trick.
"Woah Monkey, you broke your sword!" Po exclaimed.
"Oh, I guess I..." Monkey began. "Yeah, I broke my sword. Well, see you at lunch." Monkey left and Po smiled.
"This is so cool!" Po thought out-loud.
"Po, how many times have I told you not to use my bow staff as a tooth pick?" Mantis asked. Po then did the mindslip trick.
"I uh found your bow staff for you." Po said.
"Oh, thank you!" Mantis replied.
Po spent the rest of the day, until lunch, using the mindslip trick on everyone whenever he got in trouble.
"Po?" Xue asked running to him in the hallway of the Barack's. "What did you do?"
"I don't know what you're talking about" Po began. "And, how do you know it was me?"
Xue narrowed her eyes. "Because you're the only one who ever causes trouble around here!" She yelled.
"Well, I am going to go eat." Po said, he then continued walking. "Hey everybody!" Po greeted walking into the kitchen. The five stared confused for a minuet. They then jumped into their stances.
"Who are you?" Tigress demanded.
"What do you mean?" Po asked confused.
"State your name and your business!" Mantis commanded.
"Po, panda?" Po replied, still confused.
"What are you doing in our Barack's?" Monkey yelled.
"What are you..." Po began. "It's me, Po!" Viper then coiled herself around his arm and made him punch himself in the face until his head fell on the table.
"Take that Me Po!" She yelled. Po laid on the ground rubbing his head.
"Viper?" He yelled.
"Come on guys!" Tigress leaded. "Looks like this stranger wants to rumble!"
"Wait! No" Po panicked.
I didn't get much of a chance to add to much but this goes after the episode and, you'll see what I mean.
