hey everyone, heres just my little slice of genius i would like you all to look at, as i really aspire to become a great writer, which i really don't think will be that hard since im already pretty spectacular. Well, this is my first story so please enjoy my creativity.

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Der 1nce woz a kittycat who ate all da cheez in da storage facility. And den the parentels woz reals upset an dissapointed in da kitty coz he dun kno how 2 bhave. And der all lyk "fuk u miss daisy" as a refrence 2 dat movi dat I dun rememba.

But it woz funni indeedles. So den dis lil pig shit came along and totes lyk kiked his ass up a few. But den he remembad it woz a pokemon adventur so hes all lyk letz bust dat motha fukin pikachu ass down da strete.

So he all be lyk kikin it bak and just chillin in da crib bitch. So den Ash cum aloyng and totes bashes da fuk outta misty, witch is actuals for realz women abuse, witch aint expectable. So den the chansey came from da poke center and woz all lyk on ash's fat ass.

But den he had bakup frum his mitey acomplyce brockstarr, whoz all shootin dat bitch in da head, knockin her fugly hat off on da dirtey ground.

Datz all fokes.

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I would really appreciate some positive reviews. Thank you all very much, you are such a pleasure to write for, and I am looking forward to beginning my next of many fan fics.

I shall see you soon.