Author's Notes- Konnichiwa, minna-san! So, I'm back after the travesty that was the ending of Lurve Notes. I'm thinking of re-doing or deleting it. I dunno. ANYHOO, I've crossed over from being a Narutard to being a Bleach-o-phile (those two terms are MINE! All rights reserved!). I decided to write a Bleach fanfic after watching it for months and trying to develop an understanding of the characters. This first chapter may seem long, but it's a quick read, I promise. This story will eventually be multiple chaptered and some of them are based off of personal experiences (mostly from band). Oh, if it seems like there's a lot of Ichimaru Gin that's 'cause he's my favorite character. Enjoy! –bows-

Warning- AU, shounen ai/yaoi, sap, silliness, some OOCness, a black haired Gin for the sake of the first chapter, mix up of Japanese and English things sort of

Pairings- AizenxGin, IchigoxIshida, RenjixHisagi, Gin+Kira (Kira likes Gin, Gin toys with him), UraharaxIchigo?

Summary- A soon to be multiple chapter fic of the Bleach people and their high school adventures. Cliché, but yet so original! First chapter is the adventures of Karakura High's Science club!

Disclaimer- Don't own. Don't sue. Don't ask. Don't tell. If I owned Bleach, the omake would be replaced with "Aizen's Sexy Tiem."

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A Series of Tales Full of Hilariousness

Chapter 1- The Karakura Science Club

The day of Karakura High School's Science Club got off to an early start. The man in charge of making sure no one was injured and/or killed (since the chances of both happening were high) was one Urahara Kisuke who was also a Chemistry/Physics/Biology Advanced Placement teacher. Currently he was driving a giant, green and white, crap-on-wheels van. He referred to it as 'Urahara's Mysterious White Van of Luuurrrrve.'

To his left (since they are in Japan) in the passenger seat sat one of his best friends, Ishida Ryuuken, "father of sorts" to Ishida Uryuu. Although they didn't get along extremely well (which can be seen by the way Uryuu refers to his father as 'Ryuuken'), they really were two cuts of the same cloth. Some could swear they were completely the same; from their crisp, clean appearance in their pristine white clothes to the way they adjusted their glasses when annoyed.

Uryuu was president of the Science club, which is obviously due in thanks to Urahara and Ryuuken's friendship. Ryuuken put a trusted person in charge of his hospital and decided to chaperone when he found out Uryuu had convinced Kurosaki Ichigo, his current "boyfriend of sorts" and son of his other good friend, Kurosaki Isshin, to join.

When he got the chance, Uryuu asked his father, "What are you planning, Ryuuken?" to which his father stated, "I'm planning to protect you from that angry beast and his goofy father." They both adjusted their glasses and frowned.

Seated in the first row of the van sat the three most popular and well known boys in school. In the middle sat Aizen Sousuke vice president of the Science Club and student body president. He was a tall brunette with seemingly caring, gentle, soft brown eyes hidden behind a pair of glasses.

To everyone he was a shining, beacon of hope there to rescue them from the hippies who constantly spewed bullshit out of their mouths; he was a man of the people. Anyone who truly understood him knew better, of course. Two of those people were his best friends and overall henchmen: on his left Ichimaru Gin and to his right Kaname Tousen.

Gin had been Aizen's best friend and right-hand man since they first met in grade school. He had black hair, a sneaky smile and/or grin, and squinted eyes. Only a few people had seen his eyes and did not live to tell anyone. Well, they lived, but were so scared that they transferred.

Although Gin scared most of the student body (Tousen says it happens to most people who see him), like Aizen, he gained their respect and even the admiration of some. He was a laid back and very funny guy once you were convinced he wasn't going to pluck out your eyes and then drink your brains through your empty eye sockets with a bendy straw.

Some say if it wasn't for Gin and his warnings /READ: threats/ of "accidents ta come" (although those questioned of said accidents denied anything of the sort. Gin was always seen grinning at them in the background) Aizen wouldn't have won the presidency. His cunning and trickery earned him the infamous title of the 'Karakura Fox' or "Fox face" to Ichigo.

Tousen was known through out the student population as a 'Hero of Justice'. Unlike lady Justice, however, Tousen was not blind. He had been blind from birth, but thanks to advances in modern day laser eye surgery (which will not be discussed in detail) he gained sight. It was slightly poor, but that didn't bother him at all. He met Aizen and Gin his first day of middle school after his surgery. They were the first friends he ever had being since he had been home schooled up until then. Students were afraid of Tousen because, unfortunately, although he had sight, his eyes remained a clear-white in color. Gin had found him "interestin'" and Aizen found him to be a valuable comrade and thus found another person who wasn't brainwashed by hippie philosophy. Gin was surprised when Aizen stated that, "Tousen is someone that I'm actually not thoroughly disgusted with."

Gin was the one who gave Tousen his trademark white glasses that hid his eyes and yet improved his vision. He rushed up to Tousen one day and stuck them on his face saying, "Yup. They defin'ly work. An' they look cool wi' yer skin complexion." Aizen nodded with approval.

The three of them each had a fan club full of fan girls and, on occasion, fan boys. The "AiGinTou" fan club created a name for the three of them that spread throughout the school for years: The Big Three.

In the second row of the lurve machine sat Kira Izuru, Abarai Renji, and Shuuhei Hisagi. The three of them, along with their other friends Momo Hinamori, Tetsuzaemon Iba, Ayasegawa Yumichika, and Madarame Ikkaku A.K.A. Baldy A.K.A. Shiny A.K.A. Pachinko head, had been best friends since the start of high school.

Seated to the left of Shuuhei was Kira. He was a cute, petite, and friendly blond, if not somewhat "emo" and "depressing" in looks. His reason for joining the Science Club was... unique, to say the least. Kira had an obvious crush on "Ichimaru-san". He didn't notice when his respect and admiration for Gin turned into something... well, something more and apparently, neither did Gin. Kira shared a Journalism class with Gin in which they were partners for the whole year, although Kira always somehow ended up doing all the work while Gin snoozed away.

He sat behind the fox and stared at him longingly until he was nudged. He turned to his right and received knowing grins from Hisagi and Renji. Kira sighed tiredly and looked out the window, staring at the reflection of the dejected look on his face.

Renji and Hisagi laughed quietly to each other. Renji, or 'Abarai-kun' to Gin, was a well-liked guy with a fiery spirit. He was well known because of his bright red hair, weird tattoos, and ability to get into fights he can't win. He also constantly found himself on the receiving end of the fox's jokes. Every morning The Big Three would meet at Aizen's locker which was across from Renji's. They'd watch him flirt with whoever he was with at the time until Gin would smirk and turn to his companions to say, "Les go make fun o' Abarai-kun." These "sessions", as Gin referred to them, would end with Renji getting flustered and stomping down the hall telling Gin to "find a hunter and get shot" or to "throw himself into a pack of rabid blood hounds."

Renji joined the Science Club because he lost an arm wrestling match against Ichigo. That was his reason if anyone asked him, which was true enough. It definitely wasn't to spy on his ex-girlfriend, Kuchiki Rukia, to find out if she had anyone new. It certainly wasn't to see if it'd get him one step closer to finding the weaknesses, if any, of her older brother, Kuchiki Byakuya. No one was quite sure how Renji and Rukia broke up because they never spoke of it, but some say it had to do with the elder Kuchiki.

The red head was now going out with his long time friend, Shuuhei. As soon as Hisagi found out that Rukia would be in the club he joined immediately to make sure "she doesn't get any ideas." Hisagi was usually pretty chill, but he had a mean jealousy streak. Renji took it as flattering and grinned whenever Hisagi went into his protective mode. He'd kiss Hisagi and say, "Thanks fer always lookin' after my ass, babe!" which always resulted in them slipping off for a make out session. When asked why he had a 69 tattooed on his face he'd always grin and reply with, "'cause that's my favorite thing to do with Renji!"

The Kuchiki siblings were trailing behind them in a light pink car. Byakuya, or affectionately /READ: annoyingly/ referred to as Bya-kun or Byakushi by his fan club, says it was an accident, that the shop in charge of customizing it made a mistake. It still puzzles everyone as to why he'd been driving it for a third month without complaint... His sister Rukia had a low grade in Urahara's class so she joined the Science Club to bring her up a letter grade. It certainly wasn't to be around Renji. Urahara welcomed her as a new addition to the team and also bothered Byakuya until he agreed to become a chaperone.

In the final row of the van sat Ichigo, Uryuu, and Yasutora "Chad" Sado. Ichigo sat scowling in his seat. If people saw him they would say, "He always looks like that.", but to the trained eyes of his friends they could tell he was upset. His jaw line was tightened more than usual and his eyebrow twitched ever so slightly.

Ichigo honestly had no clue what he was currently doing on a bus to a community college to participate in the local Science Olympiad. Oh, wait- YEAH. He did. His boyfriend Uryuu, president of the Science Club (and the Handicrafts/Sewing club AND the Archery club) and, in his opinion, the sexiest thing alive, got him to join. All Uryuu had to do was take of his glasses, bat his long, black eyelashes, pout, and whisper promises of "pleasurable outcomes" in his ear. Of course he immediately signed up. Come on, he wasn't dumb.

It bothered the hell out of him when he found out Uryuu's dad decided to "chaperone." Ichigo and everyone else knew Ryuuken had a clear distaste for Ichigo. One day while he was at their house, Ryuuken had pulled Ichigo aside out of his son's earshot and told him, "Uryuu is my only son and is precious to me. I WILL save him and open his eyes so don't expect to be with him long..." and walked away leaving Ichigo seething. Although he was angered at first, there wasn't much he could do but ignore the man. After all, Ryuuken IS the best friend of Urahara and his father. His scowl grew just thinking of it.

Uryuu nudged him in his right side with a boney elbow. "Stop scowling and sit up. Or do you want to be wrinkled and stooped over when you're older?"

"Whatever..." Ichigo rolled his eyes and sat up.

Uryuu adjusted his glasses, a clear sign of his disdain for Ichigo's tone, and returned to his book on quilting.

Ichigo looked up; suddenly getting the feeling someone was watching him. He found Ryuuken glaring daggers at him through the rear view mirror. He glowered at the man and looked out the window muttering, "What the hell am I doing here on a bus headed to a nerd battle on a Saturday...?" A sharp nudge and the sound of Uryuu clearing his throat reminded him. "Oh."

"It could be worse..." said a deep voice.

He looked over to his best friend, Chad, who was sitting to the right of Uryuu.

"How?" he asked him.

Chad shrugged. "Keigo could be here..."

Ichigo was silent for a moment then sighed and went back to his window. "You win." he grumbled.

"Chad" was a 6'5'' boy who was half Mexican and half Japanese. He intimidated most people when they saw him, but most soon realized he just looked that way. He was gentle, loyal, and had a soft spot for cute things. He was giant, but wasn't nearly as big as the titan that was one of their kendo instructors, Zaraki Kenpachi. He had shaggy brown hair that fell across his eyes and a dark complexion. He was instantly recognizable to the population not only because of his height and well muscled body, but also his colorful shirts and the Mexican medallion that completed his wardrobe.

Chad and Ichigo had been friends since middle school being since both of them tended to stand out among the masses. One day Ichigo noticed Chad had a tendency to just stand there when people decided to beat the crap out of him. Ichigo rushed in to help yelling, "Yo, dumb ass! You don't just stand there like a tree when people beat you up, especially when metal pipes are involved. What the hell is wrong with you, Chad?!" Chad only shrugged his hulking shoulders and after Ichigo chased the other guys off he calmly replied, "Its Sado..." "Yeah? Well, I like Chad better. My name's Kurosaki Ichigo. Nice to meet ya Chad." he stuck out his hand which Chad shook. "Nice to meet you too, but my name's Yasutora Sado." "Chad's a nice name..." Ichigo replied.

They had been like brothers ever since. They protected each other and their friends. Ichigo, however, was a bit over protective; for example... One day, some tough guy took it upon himself to mistake Chad's silence for him being dumb, referring to him as "All brawn and no brain." Now said 'tough guy' cowers in fear and runs in the other direction whenever he sees Ichigo and apologizes to Chad on a daily basis.

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"Alright guys, we're not too far away. It'll be about another 16 minutes or so." Urahara said after they stopped at a red light. He turned around and grinned, giving them a thumbs up. "Keep your eyes on the prize, well, except for you, Ichimaru-kun."

Gin's smile grew wider. "Sho thin', Kisuke-kun."

Ichigo scoffed. "Why don't you keep your eyes on the goddamn road, Hat n' Clogs."

"That's Urahara-sensei to you, my dear boy."

"I've known you since I was able to crawl. I didn't respect you then and I definitely don't now."

"That's true." Urahara replied. "There was that one time you peed on me when I was babysitting you and had to change your diaper."

"Shut up!" Ichigo yelled.

Uryuu laughed beside him.

"See? You made Uryuu laugh at me! Fuck..."

Renji laughed and turned around to face Ichigo, leaning over the back of his seat. "Hehe. So that bit about not respectin' Urahara; does that include last year when you tried to fuck him on Yoruichi's couch?"

"SHUT UP!" Ichigo growled. He made a grab for Renji's pony tail, but Renji ducked in front of Hisagi. Renji stuck his head up, grinning, and stuck his tongue out. Ichigo flipped him off and did something akin to pouting, crossing his arms over his chest. He looked at Uryuu who only glared at him, clearly pissed off at having been reminded of "the couch incident."

"Now, now boys. This isn't appropriate talk for 7am." Urahara said with a smile.

Ryuuken coughed.

"Um, Urahara-sensei," Tousen started, "shouldn't you be upset?"

The blond man grinned. "Not in the least!"

Ryuuken shook his head in light disgust.

A few minutes passed without incident save for Gin glaring at the screen of his black DS lite. "Dammit! 'knew I shoulda got a PSP!" He sighed and turned off his DS and saw Kira's reflection in the blank screen. He smirked and closed his DS.

Kira was listening to his iPod and looked up when Urahara announced, "Ooo! There's a dip in the road!" and sped up for it. The van rattled loudly as it ran over the dip, startling poor Kira, causing his iPod to go flying out of his hands.

"Urahara-sensei, I do believe it was your job to get us there and back safely." Uryuu said while adjusting his askew glasses.

"Aw, come on Ishida-chan. Live a little!" Urahara smiled at him through the rear view mirror.

"My son is right, Urahara-san. That could've gone horribly wrong. And please do not refer to him as 'Ishida-chan.'" Ryuuken said with a blank look.

Urahara's smile left his face. "Oh my. I've never met a father and son as stiff as you two. You should be more like the Kurosaki's." Urahara stated.

Both Ishida's frowned and adjusted their glasses in unison.

Kira was bent over and continuing to feel around under his seat for his silver iPod. He found it, picked it up, and blew off any dust. He looked up and came face to face with a grinning Ichimaru Gin. Kira did the impossible and blushed and grew pale at the same time. "I-Ichimaru-san!" Gin only grinned wider. "C-Can I, uh, help you?"

Gin, who was bent over the back of his chair, leaned in closer towards Kira. "Yes, you can start by calling me Gin."

"Gin..." Kira mumbled causing Gin to nod approvingly. "Um..." Kira started hesitantly and blushed harder. "Can I help you Ichi-urm, Gin?"

Gin leaned in until he was only mere inches away from Kira's face. Kira fidgeted under the close scrutiny of the object of his affection. The Fox merely held out his hand and said, "IPod."

Kira handed Gin the iPod who grabbed it and accidently brushed his fingers over Kira's palm sending a slight shiver up the blond's spine. Gin grinned ever wider, if that's possible, and turned around in his seat and started going through Kira's library.

Aizen scribbled something in his notebook and put it in Gin's line of vision. -You shouldn't toy with him like that.-

"I know what 'm doin'." he whispered.

Aizen smirked and went back to his tic-tac-toe game with Tousen.

Gin turned around and handed Kira his iPod. "Wha's wih all the emo n' screamo?"

"Emo?" Kira squeaked.

"Yeah. Ya got Simple Plan n' Good Charolette in yer playlist. That crap sucks!"

"Told ya." Hisagi said to Kira and returned to licking Renji's neck.

Kira pouted cutely for a moment before speaking. "Well, what do you think I should listen to Ichi-" Gin frowned. "Uh, Gin?"

The fox's smile perked back up, but soon dropped in thought. "Uh, how 'bout... metal? There's this one band we heard th' other day. ...Psychostick!" he said smiling brightly.

Kira blinked. "Psychostick?"

"Yeah. Better than the crap yer listenin' ta now. My fav'rite song by 'em is Two Ton Paper Weight." he fully opened his eyes briefly to wink at him before turning back around in his seat.

Kira froze and blushed. He turned to Hisagi and Renji to find them grinning and making kissey faces at him. "Shut up..." he mumbled and stared at his iPod.

"Alrighty, kids. We're-" THUMP "-here. Whoops!"

Ryuuken closed his eyes and rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Urahara... Just..." Sigh. "Just go park."

"Dun worry. I'll take care o' it!" Gin said.

They filed out of the car and went inside to sign in and get ready.

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Outside a young man walked up to a new, shiny, black truck. He dropped his back pack and screamed in horror when he saw that the right back tail light was cracked and his bumper was bent. "What the hell-" he stopped when he saw a note taped above the bumper. It read: 'Oops! We hit your car. Sorry! Call us at 1-800-TOUGH-LUCK.' A drawing of a laughing fox with 'HAHA' written in a comic bubble lined the bottom.


Well, well. I hope to get the next part done and uploaded by tomorrow. We'll see. I also wrote another Naruto fic, but I dunno if I'll be posting it or not. -YAWN- I'm sleepy. It's past midnight. Past my bed time. Yes, I'm 18 and I get sleepy around 10pm. Strange, no? Anyhoo, please tell me what you thought. Look for the next part tomorrow, but don't get your hopes up too much. Give nice reviews and criticism, ne?