AN: Don't ask
how this came up... I got really bored and began watching Video On
Trial and this song came up and my HP obsessed mind thought of this
with the characters of the book. I don't know why it became Draco and
Harry but I did try Ron and Harry but it didn't quite fit. Assume
they made amends and grew up on good terms. Sorry ahead of time for
messed up grammar or spelling... I did this way too late at
night.
Song- Same Girl by R Kelly and Usher (I think)
Potter Place
A
young brunette man walked about his apartment, arguing with what
seemed to be a head suspended in his fireplace. He seemed unconcerned
as it was a normal form of communication for magical folks like
him.
"Well should you tell me? Man tell me..." He sighed
and continued with exaggerated movements of his hand holding his lit
cigar.
"Look... you can tell me whatever you've gotta tell
me. I can't do it. I have got to get ready for my Quidditch promotion
tour." The kind looking man walked to the window and gazed into
the night. A drag was taken out of his cigar as he listened to the
head respond.
"Yeah? Alright... let me know." He said
for his answer and the flames glowed brightly as the head
vanished.
Malfoy Manor
"No no no no... no. You don't
understand. There is no way possible I'd be able to do it. I have a
fragrance launch in France, and I have to be in Paris, AND not to
mention my album comes out in November- there is no way possible!"
An aristocratic featured blonde stalked about his manor's office
arguing with a person in his floo. He sat upon his desk as he talked
and tried to organize his hectic life.
"Alright, well just
get back to me- let me know. Ok? Bye." He said to the floating
head and the dark room was illuminated as the flames grew then died
leaving the fire without a trace of anything unusual.
Potter
Place
The dark haired man grabbed some powder off of a pot by the
fireplace and thought for a few minutes, taking deep drags from his
cigar, before throwing it in the flames and yelling "Malfoy
Manor Office!"
Malfoy Manor
The man, Draco Malfoy
was now sitting in the leather chair behind the desk and idly fiddled
with his ring on his right hand. The flames lit up the room once more
and he looked over to see the face of his once-rival Harry Potter.
The face lit up and began talking in a very harmonious way.
"Yo
Dray,"
"What up Harr?"
"Wanna introduce you
to this girl, I think I really love this girl" The-Boy-Who-Lived
began nervously. Draco sat up and looked interested for his friend
and replied,
"Yeah?"
"Man she so fine!" The
bespectacled adult said with conviction, impressing the former
Slytherin.Who smirked and complimented the Quidditch star hoping for
more details.
"Straight up dawg!"
The last living
Potter continued without pause, "She stand about 5'4" coka
cola red bone,"
"Damn..." Was all that could be
uttered before Harry began once more.
"She flies a black
Thunderbolt license plate say 'Angel'...tattoo on her ankle-"
These made the pureblood look slightly worried but that went
unnoticed as the tanned man went on, obviously in love and wanting to
brag of every plus side to his girl.
"-Plus she's making
pesos, got a crib on Peach street right on 17th street, And I call
her TT-" The pale man got even paler as he sat upright and
interrupted, demanding some answers Harry had not answered.
"-Wait
a minute hold on dawg. Do she got a kid?"
"Yep"
"Loves
some Waffle House?"
"Yep"
"Do she got a
beauty mark on her left side of her mouth?" Draco said strongly,
scaring his friend who began to look about with wide green
eyes.
"Man?" The brunette said confused but the blonde
plowed on with the questions,
"Went to Hogwarts
too,"
"Yep"
"Works for WWN?"
"Yep"
The hero of the wizarding world said depressed, his shock shown by
his limited vocabulary.
"Man I can't believe this chick…
damn" Draco said, slouching back in his chair and causing the
ever caring Harry Potter to show his concern,
"Tell me what's
wrong dawg, what the hell you damnin about? Im your homie so just say
what's on your mind."
"Man I didn't know that you were
talking bout her..." The aristocrat said sadly and the green
eyes of his friend narrowed.
"So man your telling me you know
her?" Harry said but was interrupted quickly.
"Do I know
her? like a pastor know his word..." The two young men sat,
shocked at the love triangle they had both unknowingly been a part
of. Without a goodbye Harry's face left the fireplace and Draco was
left alone.
Harry's Flying Carpet
Harry sang to himself,
still in shock from the conversation he had with Draco wishing the
charms could be taken off so he could feel the wind move through his
hair. "We messing with the same girl... same girl... how could
the love of my life, and my potential wife be the-"
The
Malfoy Family's Horse Drawn Coach
Draco sat in the cushioned
seat, keeping an eye on the horses while singing to the empty
carriage, "Same girl... same girl, Man I can't believe that
we've been messing with the same girl same girl-"
Magical
Transport Point
Harry noticed the descent of his ride and
prepared to land while he sang another few lines, "Thought she
someone that I can trust
but she's been doubling up with us..."
The brunette got off slowly, seeing his friend Draco complete with
the Malfoy coach pulled by two horses. They quickly embraced as their
greeting and got into the coach all the while singing together the
same words. "D , H , man we've been messing with the same
girl..."
The Malfoy Family's Horse Drawn Coach
The
two men sat in the passenger cabin and explained how they met their
shared dream girl. Draco began instigating another conversation about
her. "See I met her at this party in Ravenclaw..." Harry
explained his part of the story quickly after the blonde had
finished.
"Well I met her at this party in Gryffindor..."
Draco was not pleased and explained how him and the girl began their
relationship.
"She came right up to me givin me
conversation, I said do you got a man she said no- with no
hesitation!" Harry looked slightly peeved off and replied,
"Well
it must be a popular thing cause she said the same to me, had her
body all in my face, when I'm laughin and buyin her drinks."
Before Draco deepened his tale,
"She whispered in my ear and
said 'Can you take me home?'"
"Me too!" Harry said
shocked and continued singing to his friend, "Man she was in the
DA singin that same song!"
"Is that true?" The
Malfoy hier said trying to find more dirt on his cheating
girlfriend.
"And I thought it was true confessions when she
said 'I love you.'" The Quidditch player said before the
grey-eyed boy scornfully said,
"Man I thought her body was
calling when she said 'I want you'"
"Look I even got
some pictures in my robe" Draco said, getting one very sexy shot
of a brown girl on a bed wearing revealing clothes before Harry
pulled out his own photo of an identical girl on a different bed
wearing white as he explained it unnecessarily.
"Look there
man she is with some boy shorts on."
Malfoy
Manor
Harry and Draco sat in the office of the huge building,
fire roaring as they sang their sad song to one another. They
complained as they drank wine, smoked cigars, and talked of how she
was perfect for each of them.
"We messing with the same girl
same girl"
"Shes the apple of my eye... and my potential
wife" The former Gryffindor said loudly before taking a deep
drag of his cigar.
"Same girl same girl..."
"Man
I just can't believe that we've been messing round with the same
damn girl!" The blonde said in a general bad mood.
"Same
girl... same girl,"
"Thought she someone that I can
trust," Draco said practically rolling his eyes and Harry
retorted,
"But she's been doubling up with both of us!"
"D
,ayy H ,ayy man we've been messing with the same girl!" The
two men said as they clinked their glasses together in shared
pain.
Quidditch Pitch
Draco sped off on his old school
broom, racing Harry as the blonde sang a quick line, "She said
she got me on her ringtone-"
"-Are you talking about the
pink phone?" The scarred man asked halfway through his friend's
sentence and got a reply after a second of thought from his race
partner.
"Uh-uh , the blue one" But that didn't satisfy
the brunette as he complained,
"Man she told me that was
turned off!"
Draco gathered the evidence and said to his
friend as he amped up the pace to the nearest bleachers, "Its
obvious that shes been playing us playing us."
Harry sighed
and answered before going to go rest on the Slytherin stands his
friend was heading towards, "Dray, constantly she's been lyin
to us lyin to us!"
The two boys sat together, sweaty and
slightly tired as they continued singing a depressing duet. "Don't
like the way that she's been goin bout it goin bout it, Harr what
you think that we should do about it do about it?"
Harry
thought of an idea quickly and set the plan in motion. "Call her
up at her home, she won't know that I'm on the phone... Yeah man
that's a plan. Homie we about to bust this trick- Man just ask her
to meet up with you and I'm gonna show up too! And she won't know
what to do, We'll be standing there singing..."
Fancy
Restaurant
Harry and Draco watched from the bar as a beautiful
girl stepped into the room and was lead to a table. They began to
walk up to her as they sung silently among the clatter of dishes,
"Same girl... same girl, She's was the apple of my eye, and
your potential wife... Same girl same girl, I can't believe we've
been messing with the same girl... same girl... same girl, Shes gonna
be lookin so stupid when see us together! D, H, man we've been
messing with the same girl." Harry and Draco stalked up to the
table looking both handsome and powerful as their shared girlfriend
looks up and smiles at the blonde. Their song continues in mutters to
each other confused by her lack of shock.
"See she was taken
flights, going back and forth, I would pick her up at the Airport..."
Their faces both changed to a mixture of shock and understanding as
an identical girl walked up wearing a black dress before walking up
to what they now knew was her twin sister. They waved to their
respectful boyfriend as Harry and Draco looked at each other feeling
a bit overwhelmed with the events that took place.
"Man I
really can't believe, same girl same girl... Hey…. The same girl
same girl." Draco pointed out the minor differences amused and
Harry just hid his face in his hands, embarrassed.
I couldn't say this until now but the twins were the Patil sisters :P
