Sick sad world:Daria is a guest.

Host: Today on sick sad world,
A girl from our home town:Daria!

Host: Hey people that are watching, this girl has a life that is sick and sad but not as bad as this show!

Host: Let's bring her out

Host: Hello Daria!

Host: How are you?

Daria:Okay.

Host tell us about your sick and sad life!

Daria:Well I live with my prissy fashion crazed sister & my two former hippie parental units.

Host:Ummm,Sad!

Daria:And I go to school with my best friends and my teachers suck.


Host: I don't want your sad and sick life.

Daria:Oh yeah, This prep cheerleader girl is messed up!

Host: whoa?Opps that is all we have left of sick sad world...

Next time on sick sad world:7 seven cows in 7some,Who will get pregnant?