Sick sad world:Daria is a guest.
Host: Today on sick sad world,
A girl from our home town:Daria!
Host: Hey people that are watching, this girl has a life that is sick and sad but not as bad as this show!
Host: Let's bring her out
Host: Hello Daria!
Host: How are you?
Daria:Okay.
Host tell us about your sick and sad life!
Daria:Well I live with my prissy fashion crazed sister & my two former hippie parental units.
Host:Ummm,Sad!
Daria:And I go to school with my best friends and my teachers suck.
Host: I don't want your sad and sick life.
Daria:Oh yeah, This prep cheerleader girl is messed up!
Host: whoa?Opps that is all we have left of sick sad world...
Next time on sick sad world:7 seven cows in 7some,Who will get pregnant?
Host: Today on sick sad world,
A girl from our home town:Daria!
Host: Hey people that are watching, this girl has a life that is sick and sad but not as bad as this show!
Host: Let's bring her out
Host: Hello Daria!
Host: How are you?
Daria:Okay.
Host tell us about your sick and sad life!
Daria:Well I live with my prissy fashion crazed sister & my two former hippie parental units.
Host:Ummm,Sad!
Daria:And I go to school with my best friends and my teachers suck.
Host: I don't want your sad and sick life.
Daria:Oh yeah, This prep cheerleader girl is messed up!
Host: whoa?Opps that is all we have left of sick sad world...
Next time on sick sad world:7 seven cows in 7some,Who will get pregnant?
