Disclaimer-I own and know nobody except my OCs.

Content-not bad,some slash references,crossdressing,possible language.

Muses of-Mostly Cody,Ted jr,GolDustin and Yoshi,mentions of others(?)

This may have words missing.

'This sucks.'

'I think he's being kind.'

'That's cause you have a good heart, brother,however,is doing best to humilate me.'

Ted smiled.

'If he wears a dress to our wedding,I'll tell Dad!'

Ted kept had crinkles around his eyes.

'You think it's funny!'

'It is.'

Cody pouted.

Then laughed too.

It was worse than a dress.

It was both Yoshi in his best Sailor Scout mixed with geisha garb,neon wig and white painted face.

And brother dear,fully embarrassing,dressed in something RuPaul probably lent him.

Huge wig,huge glitter eyelashes,huge platform shiny disco boots.

Cody felt ill.

HOW had he been born into this family?!

Mom had to have been drunk.

'Codos! And Tedos! Welcome!'

Big happy squishy hugs for both that smeared them with gold makeup.

'Ugh,STOP it or...'

'You'll tell Dad.'

'Damn right.'

'Oh,Codos,you've always been a grumpy boy.'

Ted laughing behind him.

He glared.

'I myself would NEVER frown if I was the lucky man marrying SUCH a pretty boyfriend.'

Cody kept his scowl.

Yoshi grew one.

Ted blushed and squirmed.

Dustin smiled,pleasant and full of mischief.

'Up for a swap?'

Cody grimaced.

'Don't even consider it.'

'Can I dream about it?'

'Yeah,but I'll tell Dad.'

' you bring Little Cody?'

'No,I left my plastic phallus at home.' Cody snapped.

'And we should put some medicine on that infected scab on your lip,hon.'

'IT'S MY MUSTACHE!'

Ted sat down,holding his ribs.

Hurt too much,laughing this hard.

'Can you believe him?!Wants to wear a DRESS to our wedding!'

'You DID say he would.'

'If he wasn't my brother, I'd...'

'Calm down.'

'I can't! I won't! I...'

Ted pulled a Cena, and silenced his beloved's fuming and ranting with a big soft to hard kiss.

Cody blinked.

Ted grinned at him, love showing in his eyes.

His wonderful,loving, fun and beautiful handsome Teddy.

Cody felt it.

The smile on his lips.

First time he'd smiled all day.