"Tricky situations"

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Harry: So that's how it's done!

Ron: I can't wait to try that!

Draco: (to himself) NO! I've been doing it all wrong!

Goyle: (confused) I don't get it.

Crabbe: (looking off to his left) Cake? Hey, I see cake!

Draco and Goyle: What?

Crabbe: Cake! See? (points to where Hermione had been sitting moments before.)

Draco: Hee Hee Hee!

Goyle: Yummy cake!

Crabbe: Me want to eat it!

Draco: Hey! Weasel, looks like your girlfriend has gone fruity.

Ron: (looks over at Hermione and sees the fruitcake ) What the heck? Hermione? What happened?

Hermione (fruitcake): (shaking) Mloph yegh moolp zyan queanez mlop moblex docezep malph!

Ron: What?

Hermione (fruitcake): docezep mlop moblex yegh zyan quanez!

Harry: What happened to her?

Ron: I don't know.

Crabbe: I want to eat it!

Ron and Harry: Don't you dare!

Draco: (smirk) Why ever not? It's one way to get rid of the Mudblood.

Ron: That's it! (pulls out wand)

Hermione (fruitcake): Mon lessnon!

Harry: Ron don't! He's not worth the trouble.

Ron: Fine. (Sits back down)

Hermione (fruitcake): Phew!

Ron: (looking at Hermione) How?

Hermione (fruitcake): Pansi tnru em nito tsih ooseng teh patenzonkrizeoin coors!

Ron: Huh?

Hermione (fruitcake): (sniffle) (crying)

Ron: No! Don't cry!

Harry: I think she said that Pansy turned her into that using the Patinsonxrizioin curse or something like that. Right?

Hermione (fruitcake): (jumping up and down)

Harry: See. I was right.

Crabbe: But it looks so good!

Ron: Don't make me hurt you!

Draco: Like to see you try! (smirk)

Ron: Incontartne Inflamare!

Draco: OW! AAHG! It burns! (runs around the room, his robes on fire) It burns!

Pansy: (throws water on Draco)

Draco: (stands there looking at Pansy, annoyed)

Pansy: Sorry. I was only trying to help.

Draco: (still stares at her) Now I'm melting! Meeeellltttiiiiinnnngggg! (melts down to a puddle) (sarcastically) Wow! This is just great!

Hermione (fruitcake): (throws a quill at the puddle and the quill sticks up out of it)

Draco (puddle): OW! What was that for?

Pansy: (sniffle) D-D-D-Draco! I'm so sorry! I didn't know! Please forgive me! I'm so sorry! (throws herself on the floor beside the puddle)

Hermione (fruitcake): Mewaaaahaaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ron and Harry look at the fruitcake terrified.

Pansy: My poor Draco! (tear falls into the puddle)

Draco (puddle): Hey! Stop! I'm wet as it is already!

Ron: Too true! Too true!

Draco (puddle): Hey! Shut your mouth you son of a bitch!

Ron: Hey! Now you watch your mouth!

Hermione (fruitcake): Hwo adre oyu nsutl mi biofrnd! Oyu shll dei! (throws inkwell and another quill into the puddle)

Draco (puddle): OW! OW! Stop that!

Hermione (fruitcake): Nevwer!

Harry: She's gone mental!

Ron: Like she wasn't before?

Harry: True.

Crabbe: Whaaa! The fruitcake is evil! I don't want to eat it! Whaaa!

Goyle: I still don't get it.

McGonagall arrives and turns Hermione and Draco back to normal.

Hermione: Thank-you professor.

Draco: Thanks a lot Hermione. I'm covered in ink! Gross!

Ron and Harry laugh as the bell rings and the class is dismissed.

THE END!