AN: Here's another story that popped into my head. I hope you enjoy it!

Disclaimer: We all know I don't own it, so I won't pretend I do.


Kurt and Mercedes were watching movies in the converted basement at the Hummel/Hudson home. Mercedes was sitting on the couch with the remote control waiting for Kurt to come back from putting the next disc in the DVD player and then sit back down.

Kurt was just sitting down next to her when his phone started buzzing.

"Oh hold on my phone is ringing."Kurt told her then reached out for his phone on the coffee table. "Hello?" he asked without looking to see who it was.

"Who is it?" Mercedes asked.

Kurt heard nothing but a rustling noise; he held up his finger to Mercedes then tried to listen harder. When no one answered and the rustling noise continued he pulled the phone away from his ear and checked the screen.

"It's Finn, but he hasn't said anything. I think it was an accident" Kurt told her as he hit speaker button on his phone so Mercedes could hear what was going on.

"Who sill pocket dials in 2011?" Mercedes asked shaking her head.

"Finn! FINN!" Kurt called into the phone trying to get his brothers attention.

Kurt was going to hang up the phone when another sound caught his attention. "What was that?" he asked.

"I didn't hear anything" Mercedes said leaning towards him and the phone.

"Is that breathing?" Mercedes asked after listening for a few moments. "Why is he breathing so hard?"

"I have no idea." Kurt whispered.

They listened for a few more seconds before they heard something that made their eyes go wide.

A low breathy moan sounded through the phone, but the moan was far too high pitched to be Finn's.

"Nooooo." Kurt whispered in disbelief.

There was a short time where the rustling noise stopped and nothing else could be heard, until there was another moan louder and longer than the first one.

"You don't think they are doing it …..Do you?" Mercedes asked in a hushed whisper.

Kurt just stared at her with wide eyes as the breathing on the other end of the phone got deeper followed by an actual non muffled very feminine moan.

"Oh! OH my god!" The female voice on the other end of the phone cried out.

"Turn it off!" Mercedes said trying to grab the phone from Kurt which caused him to drop it and for it to slide away from them.

"Finn oh, Finn!" They heard but couldn't see where the phone had gotten to.

"Oh my god, please make it stop!" Kurt pleaded with a nauseated look on his face as he got down onto the floor to look for his phone.

"Come on babe, just let go." They heard Finn grunt.

"I'm gonna be sick." Mercedes mumbled.

The moans coming from the phone started getting louder and faster. They could hear both high pitched and lower moans and grunts coming from somewhere they couldn't see.

"Finn…I'm gonna…" They heard the female cry.

"Cum for me baby, come on Rach." Finn's voice replied in a muffled grunt

Kurt spotted the phone just as Rachel started making rhythmic sounds somewhere between a moan and a gasp.

"Found it!" Kurt yelled as the sounds Rachel was making started getting faster and faster.

Mercedes stopped looking and put her hands over her ears and closed her eyes as if that would somehow help the situation.

There was a long drawn out shriek as Kurt reached for the phone and hit the end button quickly.

Neither of them said anything for a long time, they just stared straight ahead.

"I'm pretty sure I'm going to be traumatized for the rest of my life." Kurt broke the silence.

"I'll never be able to look either of them in the eye again." Mercedes told him as she leaned back on the couch.

"That's gonna be difficult considering they are meeting us for dinner in about an hour." Kurt told her.


AN2: As the chapter is titled this is just the preface. The next chapter will be much longer and posted with in the next few days. It will be a detailed account of just what was happening on the other end of that phone call ;)