Yay! A new ficcie by me! It's a thank you for anyone that's read my ficcie's and anyone that reads this one :D I have no idea how long this will be, I was in my room the other night and I thought it up! so bonne appetite!
Warnings: There is the extreme chance that the readers of this ficcie will Overdose on fluff and become hyper-active for five hours after reading this, there is shonen-ai and if there's yaoi I'll up the rating! Mentioning's of death and other morbid-ish stuff!
Pairings: Jaden X Chazz, Syrus X Zane, and Hassleberry X Atticus
(If there's room for anymore just tell me and I may extend the story and put them in)
Disclaimer: Alas, I am not Takahashi-sensei... well, if he was some sort of leprechaun or something I might be, but I'm pretty sure he's not, so bleh... plus I couldn't create Manjoume-kun or Juudai drools
Will tomorrow ever come?
What would you do?)
Chapter 1
It was just you're average Saturday night in the Slifer dormitory.
Scratch that, it was far from ordinary.
"What do you mean you're going to the card-shack?" Jaden said looking up at Hassleberry with a rather disbelieving look on his normally grinning face. "I have to go mourn my beloved Alice" came the military duelists response, tears were pouring down his face like two miniature waterfalls, " I wanted to marry her, start a family, but now I can't" he wailed. "Good thing too fool, she was a doll" Chazz said sitting up, and glaring down at the Ra yellow student from his spot on the top bunk.
"I can understand that much" Jaden said holding his friend back from murdering Chazz there and then, "but why in god's name is Atticus going to help you?" the brunette asked innocently. "If it isn't obvious slacker, Shishou has the hot for this wannabe Jean Claude van Dam" Chazz said cracking up at his own joke.
"That's a lie" Hassleberry said glaring maliciously at the snickering black-clad Slifer, "Atticus isn't like that" the dino-duelist said growling like one of the monsters in his deck. He turned quickly and headed out the door, struggling to control his temper as he heard Chazz making kissing noises as he left the room.
"On that note..." Jaden turned and looked down; Syrus was standing behind Jaden with his pyjama's in his arms. "Not you too Sy'" Jaden said staring at his best friend. "Sorry Jay' I promised Zane that I'd sleep over tonight" he said smiling brightly, "I won't get to see him much when he leaves for the pro-leagues at the end of the year, and I didn't get to see him much when he went to the the mountain temple" Syrus said smiling. Jaden raised an eyebrow at the bluenette, "I'm gonna monopolize all of his time" he chirped happily, ignoring the disbelieving stare of Chazz.
"Wait a second, don't tell me that you and Zane are" Chazz started, Syrus's eyes widened as he realised that if he didn't leave right now he was gonna get it worse than Hassleberry had. "Bye Jaden" Syrus squeaked as he moved quicker than greased lightning. "What did you mean? What are Syrus and Zane doing?" Jaden said sending a curious look toward Chazz, "it means that... hey wait, why don't you just watch the discovery channel" Chazz said looking down at the brunette with a smirk. "Hello Chazz, red dorm, unless one of the cockroaches or a racoon carries a TV and a satellite dish in with them I doubt I'll see that" he said. Chazz's jaw dropped, 'that had to be the smartest thing that the Slacker's ever said' he thought in amazement, 'and since I was the only one who heard it, a secret it will remain' Chazz said mentally, knowing that if it ever got out that Jaden had a brain the raven haired duelist would have to come up with a more intellectual way of insulting the slacker, and Chazz was ever so lazy.
"So what's the plan for tonight Chazz?" Jaden said looking at the ebony-haired duelist hoping beyond all hope that Chazz had a plan. "How about we get some food" Chazz said seriously, it was after seven and they still hadn't eaten 'which for Jaden is an absolute miracle' Chazz thought to himself. Jaden nodded furiously at the 'black Slifers' suggestion, grabbing said teenager's hand with his own and attempted to tug him out of the room. "Wait one second slacker, I just hafta do one thing" Chazz said pulling away from Jaden and striding over to the slackers desk. The raven-haired duelist reached into his pocket and pulled out three yugioh cards. "Ojama's I want you guys to keep an eye on this room while me and Slacker get some eats, 'kay" Chazz said ordering his spirits like a drill sergeant. "Okay boss" came the nasally response of the strange, Speedo wearing brothers.
"Now we can go Slacker" Chazz said turning to face Jaden who had turned red from laughing. "You and Ojama yellow looked so cute together just then Chazz" was all that Jaden could squeeze out between gasps. "Damn you Slacker" Chazz said kicking Jaden's quivering form before he stepped out over it and headed outside to go get his food. After Jaden managed to regain his composure he stood up and dashed out the door, not even bothering to shut it behind him.
"That was nice Chazz, kicking me when I was down, real mature" Jaden said as he banged his tray of food onto the table. "Thanks Slacker, I really try my best when it comes to tormenting you" Chazz said a smirk playing on his lips, although he had to admit, this was the first time that he had seen Jaden glaring and it was indeed a little intimidating.
"Fine Slacker, I admit I hadn't planned on kicking you, but well, that Ojama comment made me reconsider it and I gave you, you're just desserts" Chazz said as he laughed lightly before taking a sip of his tea. "Youf shreely gotsto contol yourf tempish chazz" Jaden said trying to eat and talk at the same time. "I don't have a bad temper Slacker" Chazz said quickly, when he heard no response from Jaden he turned to face the brunette. "Holy mother of Obelisks!" Chazz screamed as he saw that Jaden had turned a bright purple-ish colour, "Here drink this" Chazz said thrusting his tea into Jaden's flailing hands. Jaden gulped the drink down earnestly and he returned to his normal, lightly tanned coloured, a minute later his face turned another colour; a bright, cherry red.
"Oh shit, Chazz, my mouth's on fire!!!" Jaden screeched his tongue jutted out of his mouth as he shouted for Chazz to get him some water. "Wait a second!" Chazz said dashing to the counter, "Dorothy, bring some water, quickly, Jaden's on fire" he shouted. Less than thirty seconds later Dorothy appeared carrying a huge bucket filled to the brim with icy-cold, life restoring water.
She ran toward Jaden, there was no way in hell her favourite person in the academy (except for her schmookie-poo chancellor Shepperd of course) was going to go down in flames, not if Dorothy was there to prevent it anyway.
"Here Jaden drink this" she said pouring the buckets contents over the brunette. Jaden sighed in relief, he finally returned to his normal colour, and hopefully he'd stay that way this time.
"Are you okay Slacker" Chazz said walking over to the sopping wet Slifer Slacker. Jaden looked up at Chazz with a blank look, "you did this to me" he said in a bland, dull voice, Chazz could sense no malice or animosity in his tone, but somehow 'the Chazz' knew that the Slacker was planning on revenge for this.
Later that night, roughly 11.30
Jaden lay on the bottom bunk of the three-tier bunk bed; strange thoughts had been floating around his head ever since what he had dubbed his 'near death experience'. One thing had managed to lodge itself in Jaden's brain, it was niggling at him so much that he couldn't help but ask Chazz THE question.
"Hey Chazz, are you still awake?" Jaden whispered into the darkness, after a minute or two of silence Jaden heard a quiet "what is it Jaden?" Chazz seemed to be too tired to even call Jaden by the usual name of 'slacker'. "I want to ask you something important okay?" Jaden whispered, unsure if he should continue or just give up.
"Well out with it Yuki" Chazz grumbled. "If this was you're last day to live, what would you do?" Jaden said slowly, he wanted to hear Chazz's idea on the subject
"Are you feeling alright slacker?" Chazz said fully waking up once he heard Jaden ask the most meaningful question he ever would, 'another secret to be locked away by Chazz's superior brain'.
"Come on Chazz, tell me" Jaden said waiting for some response to come from the bed two bunks up.
"If it was my last day on this Earth Slacker, I'd probably sort out some of my loose ends" Chazz started, his voice cutting through the otherwise silent room. "I'd probably go beat the living shit out of Slade and Jagger, the bastards deserve it, I'd go visit some old family friends, I'd give Alexis one more shot" thinking to himself Chazz counted the things he would do with his fingers. "I'd finally tell Crowler what gender I think he really is, I'd try some surfing with Shishou, and say goodbye to the old Obelisk gang… and that's it really," Chazz said finishing up.
Jaden sighed; Chazz hadn't mentioned doing anything with Jaden or the others (well apart from Alexis and Atticus).
Chazz's curiosity had begun to bother him, 'I wonder what the Slacker would do?' he pondered, he popped his head out over the side of the bunk, "hey Slacker, what would you do if it was you're last day alive?" he said, after more than a minute of no response from Jaden, Chazz reached back up into his bed and grabbed a pillow, "answer me Slacker!" he said louder than necessary as he flung the pillow at the motionless brunette. Chazz smiled inwardly when he saw Jaden move before he started talking.
"If it was my last my last day in existence (which today nearly was) I'd probably want to say everything I wouldn't be able to say otherwise." Jaden said in a rather subdued voice. "I'd call my family back home and tell them that I love them and how great they were, I'd take a little bit of time to be with my monsters; the E hero's and hane kuriboh" taking in a deep breath Jaden continued on, "for another while I'd sit with Alexis, Atticus, Syrus, Hassleberry, Bastion and some of the others and have some fun, and finally I would" Jaden felt tears roll down his cheeks, "I'd tell the person I love how I feel" he said his voice lowering even more than it had been. "What about me Slacker?" Chazz said oblivious to the real meaning behind Jaden's words. "You Chazz?" Chazz moved nervously, "are you alright Slacker?" he asked, when he heard Jaden's quiet sniffling he jumped down to the floor. "Slacker I can tell there's something up, now what is it?" he said sitting down on the edge of Jaden's bed. "Chazz, the person I want to declare my feelings for is you" Jaden said knowing that those words would change the way he and Chazz interacted with each other once and for all, either for good or for bad, Jaden didn't know.
"Jaden" Chazz started, it was Jaden's turn to be shocked, Chazz had said his name with no excuse. Jaden felt fresh tears spill from his eyes, he knew what was coming next, and he knew it would hurt him. 'Damn my inability to chew my food thoroughly' Jaden said as he held back his sobs. 'If only I leaned to multi-task, everything wouldn't have been put into perspective for me, I still be completely oblivious to everything!' he wailed mentally. Jaden was so caught up in his mental berating that he had missed Chazz slipping under the covers. "Calm down Jaden" Chazz said wrapping a pair of strong arms around him, "I don't know anything for sure yet, but know that you'll always be my Slacker" he said, Jaden could tell that the ebony haired duelist was smiling softly as he said this.
"Go to sleep now we'll talk this over in the morning?" chazz said stroking Jaden's hair lightly.
It was by far the oddest Saturday night the Slifer Red Dormitory had seen in a long time.
Woo Hoo! And so this chapter ends! I hope it suits y'all:D I like the comedy/depression, it's goes from Jaden being all like "oooh! A penny!" to "oh life I nearly died, I hafta think things over, woe is me!" that sounded so much better in my head sighs
I think everyone that reads it should review! Nods Any flames shall be used to toast these winged kuriboh shaped marshmallows! They're kuriboh-licious:D
Shindou! Over and out!
(Plus my plot bunny for Twilight hope has died so I have to take a break from it to think of plotlines any help is greatly appreciated)
