Please no flames and my friend ,drew , wrote this he asked me to post it...i never want to know what goes in his mind-sigh- i added a few parts-

Disclaimer: i dont own twilight fullmetal alchemist or hetalia.

WARNING: RANDOM VAMPIRE FISH, ANIME CHARACTERS, AND A SPAZZING ENVY

Once upon a time, there lived a fish named Edward Cullen. He lived in a coral reef in the forks Washington bay. His wife, Bella, was a octopus. One day she a great whale, named author Kirkland, ate her, so Edward remarried. Then he died by a seagull called Edward Elric. His second wife, Alice, died of a broken heart, but Edwards's child lived and became ruler of the Pacific Ocean. As soon as the mer-sparkles could rival France and Major Armstrong's sparkles-vampires moved to the Seattle. Renesmee, Edward's daughter, who is the lochness monster, was caught by a net but she turned into lady gaga singing poker face and bad romance. In vampire-fish heaven Edward lived peacefully with his two wives.

THE END

Chibi envy: where am i? OMG LUST, GREED SAVE ME!

me: oh hush up! please review.