I can fix you. Chapter one.
Warning: involves human X robot action, a slightly alternative universe and some manly fluff.
Disclaimer: No money was made on this, I do not own the rights to anything and all credit goes to Scott (The creator) for this wonderful yet sadistic game.
Josh sat in his van outside of the old pizza place, it didn't look that bad from the outide apart from the wall covered in posters right next to the main entrance. Sticking on his wool cap he stepped out his van and made his way to the payphone while fiddling with a note in his coat pocket.
Dialing up the number on the paper and waiting for an answer Josh had a quick glance around through the glass doors, seeing nothing but a few banners in the darkness he focused his attention to the sign above the building. "Freddy Fazzbears Pizza"
I remember coming here as a kid when I went to go see my aunt, they allways had the best pizza and all the games where free. But now here I was as a lone repairman to buy off one of the animatronic animals, I wasn't sure if they still had him though, I heard that the place decomissioned him after some kind of incident where he kept on stealing pizza.
The last time I came down here was probably about 1985 when I was fifteen or so, it was about closing time and I just wanted some pizza for the walk home but as the security changed shifts the power went offline and I was just stuck in the kitchen with Chica; the only doors that where locked where the ones to the outside and I had no idea what someone would do if they found me in here after hours, probably thinking I was robbing the place.
Grabbing my pizza I headed to a place where I knew it was safe, Pirates cove. The place only ever opened when either a show was on or games with Foxy. Either way I made my way inside and sat down on the cushioned pirate ship in the back, I could see the fox just sat on the chair in front of the stage but only glanced up occasionaly as I ate my pizza in silence. Before I knew it he was towering above me and just staring me down, just me being there must have triggered his programed audio tape. "Welcome to Pirate's cove lass, I be captain Foxy and if you be trespassing on my ship you better be surrendering your plunder!"
I gave a smarky remark as I pointed at him, "I'm a man you know... but you can have my crusts if you like?" I went suprising sypathetic at the end, feeling a little bad for him being stuck here on his own. He tapped his chin with his hook before sitting down right next to me, he was still staring at my food though so I passed him the box with a few slices left in; he opened it up and I could feel the warmth coming from his grin, "Ya be treating this old captain fair and square lass, how would you like to be this old foxes first mate?"
After that he scarfed down the pizza as I thought about my answer, needless to say I said yes and as soon as I did he pulled out a small coin from inside his tan trousers; it was just a fazzbear token that was painted gold but I kept hold of it. After that there was a long silence before Foxy peeked out of the curtain and turned back to me, giving me a small nudge, "What be your name me young pirate?"
"My name's Josh, and I would really appretiate it if I could stay in your... crew. Until morning at least." I tried to be sly but Foxy scratched his chin again and sat back down next to me.
"I would love havin' a fair lass like yourself on board, I never forget a member of me crew. Any problems you be having just tell your old pal Foxy." He smiled at me again as it looked like he was just settling in on the cushions, I couldn't help but smile back but there was something else; I felt so warm from just being near him. Getting comfy as well I looked over the fox, only wearing his tan trousers right now as he normally would after his hat, scarf and coat hat been robbed over the years by kids. But the only thing coming to my mind when thinking about him was how adorable he looked, even if he was just staring into space while he idly picked at his sharp teeth with his hook.
I decided to test some things out sinse I was so close to him and see how the robot would react, first I poked him in the belly but got no reaction, next I tried his chest but Foxy only glanced down gor a momment before going back to picking his teeth. Lastly I tried stroking his ear which made him stop what he was doing completely as he rolled over away from me and stuck an arm in the air, it was pretty strange behavior as it almost looked as if he wanted to be spooned. The blush was hard on my face and my hormones high but I just had to see where this went... and the thought of cuddling up to a giant plush fox was just too good of an opportunity to pass up.
I moved in close behind him and hung my hand over his chest, idly stroking his soft fur. With my head snuggled into his neck I took a long sniff and found out he smelt of copper and lemons, pretty wierd but it didn't put me off in the slightest as I held him close. Noticing his eyes flicking around I asked if anything was wrong, "There be nothing to be worried about lass, you just stick with captain Foxy I'll see if you gots what it takes to make it to make it on the pirates crew."
After the first thirty minutes or so of silence I thought he just went offline but then he moved his hand over mine and held it onto his chest, by now in typical teenage boy fashion the stirring in my loins had destroyed all logic as I quickly adjusted myself and shifted his tail out of the way. After a few minutes of stroking his chest and absorbing the strange smell of some kind of lemon scent from his fur, I couldn't hold back any longer and without a shred of hesitance I began to relentlessly dry hump the animatronic fox from behind. He held me tight as if urging me on until I began to shift him with just my thrusting alone. The urge did come out of nowhere but I just couldn't hold back, he was just too tempting.
Before I knew it I was on top of him with his tail high in one hand while my other hooked under him and kept his hips in the air, I was too far gone to care about mostly anything right now and within a few more minutes I exploded with a mighty force. Fortunately it was all caught in my pants from never even trying to remove them, leaving no evidence on captain Foxy. Breathing ruggedly I flopped to one side and expected Foxy to probably go about his business as normal but he laid down next to me as if nothing happened and faced me as well. Not thinking anything more of it at this point I embraced him was soon asleep feeling only a little sore down there but wierdly free and an actual feeling fulfillment.
The morning soon came as I was woke up by kids screaming and running about, at first I couldn't believe I slept until nearly noon but looking around Foxy was still laid with me but in some kind of hibernation mode as his eyes didn't glow at all. Strangely there was a cover over the top of me and even with the kids outside I really didn't want to move from this comfy place. But then I heard the speakers pick up,
"Hey all you kids, why not head down to piates cove and meet my old pal Foxy. He would be so happy to meet you, he might even have some treasure with him if you can answer his questions correctly." After that Foxy stood up and made his way to his spot as the curtains began to open, acting quick I rolled off the back of the captains ship and landed around the back; making my way back around to the fron unseen I saw Foxy waving at me with his good hand. Just before any kids came into pirates cove I gave a wink to Foxy, "See ya soon captain!"
"I'll be seeing ya around lass and remember that you are now a full member of me pirate crew!" He shot he a wink back just before kids came rushing in to hear his sea shanties. I smiled to myself as I left with glee, not noticed by anyone but Freddy who gave me his best "Arrrgh!" Before laughing amongst himself, I left too after a quick goodbye to the bear. Leaving on a high note I headed home.
This went on for a year or two until Foxy had the pizza accident, after that I didn't risk it just in case the gaurds where keeping a special eye on him. I did feel terrible about never coming back but I did make it back one year after hours and he still remember me. I was tempted beyond belief to stay but I made a promise to come back for him one day, to which I got one last farewell and a kiss on the head from the captain. It was a little strange when the kiss came in from nowhere but I was so used to him by that I thought nothing of it.
As soon as I left, the curtains closed and I could hear the telltale humming of the animatronic. At that momment I could just picture him sat on those cushions, picking his teeth, waiting for me and humming out his sea shanty. I still had the coin he gave me as I wore it proudly around my neck, for a couple of long years it was the only thing that I had that connected to him. Letting myself out through the kitchen I gave one last look at the pizza place before walking the long way home.
The phone finally picked up as the boss answered, "Hey Josh, sorry I couldn't make it down but I had to head down to the paper and get a new night watchman... just uhh, head in through the kitchen side on the right and pick one out that you want. Uh, I gotta go... Send the next one in Dean!" And with that he hung up, I placed the phone back and made his way round to the side with the kitchen.
Opening up the door and letting himself inside he wandered through the dark kitchen until stumbling into the main room, a large diner with tables looking ready for a party. I headed for the stage and saw three animatronics frozen mid pose; a yellow bird with a bib on, a blue rabbit with something around its neck and an imposing looking bear with a top hat and a bowtie. I gave a small chuckle at the animals and gave them a hello, remembering them fondly from my childhood.
Have a short look around I spotted something that brought nothing but happy nostalgia, making a bee-line for pirate cove I soon came across the purple curtains of his childhood. There was a small opening in the curtains but I couldn't see anything inside apart a vague outline of something. Grinning to myself like an eager child I spoke up, "Yar matey!"
There was a sound a piston moving as the curtain opened and there stood a proud crimson fox that had a hook pointed directly at Josh. "Ahoy me mates! Welcome to pirate cove, be aware of the rules... or I make ye walk the plank."
Thinking to myself I rubbed my chin, 'He's in pretty bad shape, kinda feel bad for him. I wonder how long he's just been in there?' Glancing Foxy up and down it was clear that damage was pretty prevalent on him, but not completely un-fixable. The legs might need a full upgrade but apart from that it looked pretty easy.
"Don't you worry Foxy, let me go fetch my trolley and I'll have you out of here and good as new before the weeks up." I gave him a quick wave as I left Pirates cove to fetch the trolley from my van but as soon as I got to the kitchen for the way out Freddy was stood in the doorway just looking dead ahead. "We hate to see you go..." It seemed to say a bit distorted as its shoulder gave a twitch.
"Not to worry Freddy, I hear you'll be getting a new night watchman soon. He'll be with you to play all night." I gave a grin at Freddy but only got a blink in return as he opened up the kitchen to let me leave. I gave him a quick thank you and got a tip of the hat as I left.
Grabbing my trolley from the back of the van I wheeled it back inside and sat it in Pirates cove right in front of Foxy's little stage. Looking to shift him I moved the curtain that had reset, causing Foxy to twitch manically. "I see ya walkin' around with your pizza and sody-pops like true sea fairing pirates. Perhaps you'd care for a sea-shanty?"
"Not right now Foxy, I need to help you out of here." I began climbing onto the stage but before I knew it, the was a large crack as the room slowly filled with the smell of burnt capacitor. Not seeing anything in the way damage I began to move Foxy forward, he walked reluctantly until he was off the stage where he bagan looking around, his slightly broken jaw giving off the odd creaking sound as he glanced about. "Is this where you want to be?" He said disjointed as he stared at me. I gave a sigh and a truthful answer,
"I used to love this place Foxy, I used to love you. Now I just want to help you after hearing about about how you've been stuck in here... Let me fix you Foxy, I can give you a new home." He glanced around after I had finished talking and took one last look at the stage before, then he ran his hand over his tattered fur on his chest before walking slowly towards the trolley. "Ya been treatin' this old sea pirate fair, lead the way lass."
Foxy stepped into the trolley as if he knew what was happening, 'Probably just the AI to help repair him' I noted silently as I made sure to grab his power lead and strap him in before heading off. Chica and Bonnie where both on stage waving me off but no sign of Freddy anywhere, I heard Foxy giving off a strange cut off screech; it was pretty creepy but in my brain it could have been some kind of happiness sound.
I managed to get Foxy into my van with no real issues but as soon as he left the building the smell of burnt electronics was getting worse. Laying him down on his back in the boot I hopped in the van and drove back home... with the windows open to avoid the smell of course. I could hear his pistons going as he kept looking looking around as well as the odd creak as it almost sounded like he was trying to say something.
I felt horrible about Foxy, but being back so close to him I couldn't help but smile; at least he remembered me a little. I gave a long sigh as I stared straight ahead, trying not to think of him too much apart from that I finaly completed my promise to him. "You okay back there Foxy?"
"Feared captain of the seven sea's is here... but who among you is ready to join the pirate crew?" Foxy began talking to himself like a busted machine, I just had to get him home and fix him up... I just have to.
As soon as I got home I took Foxy into my workshop, it was really just my aunts shack in the middle of the woods but I had made allot of improvements over the years, the smell from Foxy had seemed to have gone but he never stopped glancing around. Grabbing my toolbox I got started on looking him over to start with. His head came off pretty easily but his lower jaw was still attached to his skeleton, wierdly the was some mould growing on his teeth as if he had been eating something and no one bothered to clean him off. 'Probably just some kid feeding him pizza.'
Letting my mind run blank to stop thinking about his years of disrepair, as I continued to look him over I kept finding the strangest things inside of him, one was an AI limiter chip that seemed to be hooked up to the brain parts, seeming to have a dial that only turned on at midnight. Frowning at the badly placed part I ripped it out of him but that seemed to cause a bad reaction as his servos locked up, cursing to myself I tried to keep him online but I could hear his internal battery chugging down.
Giving Foxy a nervous slap on the back of his head, a few sparks flew out of his neck before he sprung back to life. Sighing in relief I gave him a pat on the shoulder before going back to work but he wouldn't stop looking around and moving his jaw; frowning at the fox again I took a step around to the front making him just stare at me, looking at his neck I could see his voicebox just under jaw looking fairly rusted with a few loose wires on one side.
Covering up his eyes with a spare hand to stop him looking around, I got to work removing his voice box to get my tools around it. Taking the metal case off the box I went to work fixing up the wires but leaving it for a little bit while my soldering iron heated up. I made my way back to Foxy who was looking very alert but without his costume head on I wasn't sure of the reaction on his face besides very suprised. Chuckling to myself I tried to console him, "The rest of your parts seem fine after I touch up your voice, then we're gonna get patch up that fur in the morning. That sound good to you Foxy?"
He gave a short nod and what could only be described as a grin, I smiled back at him and gave him a pat on the shoulder as I made my way back to fixing his voice, replacing some old electronics with newer models. Before long I had his voice box in working order and was busy trying to put it back on the fox, the wires where a bit baggy but I was planning on giving Foxy a new set of his old clothes that would hopefully cover everything up.
"Yar!" Foxy suddenly shouted as soon as his voice was attached making my jump back, I gave off a nervous chuckle as I moved to grab his head an reattach it. He did look a little better but I still had to test most of him out, untying him from the trolley I let him get his bearings to see if anything I did mess him up.
"Yah-har mateys, it's me! Your old pal Foxy and he's looking for a new f-... mate, what say you me young bucko?" Foxy seemed a bit jittery but he acted as normal as ever, might have to fix his jaw to stop his speech cutting off but apart from that he seemed fine to me. Smiling to myself I answered his question with glee as memories of my childhood came flooding back.
"I'd love to be your first mate, captain Foxy!" But Foxy just stared at me and blinked a couple of times before lifting his hook up and raising his eye patch.
"I ne'er asked that matey... what say you yound bucko- young bucko? Your old pal Captain Foxy is looking for a new mate!" I can't say I didn't blush at Foxy's question as lewd as it was but I nodded to the fox just to see how far this would go.
"That be the spirit! I assure ya be makin' a great addition to me merry crew, but first I need to teach ya the ropes and knots. Yar-har-har, if ye be forgivin' me nautical puns." I chuckled nervously at Foxy's words as he seemed to adjust an invisible hat. The thoughts where burning in my head now and I had to ask if not for just serious curiosity.
"Are you... coming onto me Foxy?" I moved my blush covered face in closer and in return the fox gave his jaw a quick nudge before saying slowly, "I would not ask unless it was to a devoted pirate of the high seas like yourself." He stook his hook under my chin to stare deeply at me and flicked his eyepatch up with the other hand.
"You alright lass? I hope the presents of the great captain Foxy dinne scare ya off none. Yar-har-har!" I chuckled nervously as I tried to get away from this situation, not really sure of how to react and how he'd react; deciding it would be better if I just left it for now.
After a long silence Foxy glanced around before humming to himself, I decided to leave the fox on his own as I tried to sneak off. The animatronic did see me trying to leave but only gave me a little wave as he grabbed his charging wire.
End of chapter one!
A/N. I know all about the stigma about sleeping with any of the robots but to me, Foxy is nothing but a moving plus his that talks like a pirate.
If you can pick up on the subtle hints in this, you can find out what kind of action takes place in the next chapter.
See ya next time.
