Cordelia is fixing the computer.
Angel: Cordy, what are you doing?
Cordy: (sarcastically) I'm waxing my legs.
Angel: Good. About time you did. I thought they were looking a bit hairy.
Cordy: What?! (Glances at her legs) I used Immac this morning!
Angel: Looks like you were asleep when you did it.
Cordy: Shut it! Shut up now or else no more visions.
WESLEY ENTERS
Wes: Cordy! LOOK AT THE COMPUTER!
Cordy: I was about to fix it!
Wes: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO IT.
Angel: Oh my god. Is Wesley shouting?
Cordy: Yeah, he is. You can tell, cos his eyebrows go all over the place.
Wes: Cordelia!
Cordy: And he addresses me as "Cordelia" and not "Cordy".
Wes: Cordelia!
Cordy: See?
Angel: Oh yeah.
GUNN ENTERS
Gunn: Hey! What's the down low?
Wes: Cordelia broke the computer.
Gunn: WHAT?! Cordelia! My bunny site was on there!
Cordy: Your what?!
Gunn: Erm. (Tries to act cool) Nothing.
Angel: Come on, guys, we're fix the computer. Stop getting angry at Cordy.
Wes: YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS!!
Angel: So?
Wes: SO YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! THAT'S MY JOB!
Angel: Well, let me have a word with Joss about who's better at being boss!
Gunn: Guys! Stop stressing! My eyes are skimming all over the place looking at all of you.
Wes: I just want to know what happened to the computer and who is going to fix it.
Cordy: It wasn't me!
Gunn: She even saw me on the counter.
Cordy: It wasn't me!
Gunn: She -
Angel: I love that song! Hey, have you got Shaggy's album?
Gunn: I'm going to get it today!
Angel: Oh we have SO much in common! (He does a little girly dance and twirls Gunn around).
Wes: SO WHO'S GOING TO ANSWER ME?
LINDSAY ENTERS
Lindsay: ME!
Wes: (Quieter) Oh. Er. Okay.
Lindsay: It was my evil hand that broke the computer. Sorry.
Wes: Well, I hope that you and your evil hand go to.. (Quietens down) hell.
Gunn: Wesley W Price!
Lindsay: It wasn't my entire fault! (Turns and winks at Cordy).
Cordy: (Giggles) Me and Lindsay were...Erm...playing...
Angel: Huh?
Wes: WHAT?!
Cordy:...We were playing snake on the computer! My Nokia broke! What did you think we were doing? DUH!
Angel: (Innocently) Nothing!
Wes: Well, just fix the computer, okay?
Lindsay: Sure thing. Well, I have to go shopping with Angel first, so I'll fix it later.
Wes: YOU'RE WHAT?
Lindsay: We're going shopping! Me and Angel!
Gunn: AH HEM!
Lindsay: Oh yeah, and Gunn!
Angel: Come on, let's go.
Cordy: This scene seems weird.
Wes: Yeah it does. ... Hey guys! Wait for me!
Cordy: WHAT THE HELL?
Lindsay: It's a boy's day out.
Cordy: In the mall?
Lindsay: Best place.
Cordy: I'm starting to think that I have gay friends.
Lindsay, Angel, Gunn and Wesley giggle.
JOSS: CUT THE CRAP!
Gunn: Okay. That voice REALLY scared me!
Angel: It's only Joss!
JOSS: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE PLAYING AT?
Lindsay: Well...we were just about to go shopping.
JOSS: OH NOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT! NOT IN MY SCRIPT!
Wesley: Well, okay then.... let's jump into Cartoon Network!
Gunn: What's that?
Angel: It's a cartoon channel. Come on then, let's go! I wanna go meet Daphne out of Scooby Dooby Doo!
Lindsay: I heard that some chick's playing her in a movie.
Cordy: HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO?!
JOSS: YEAH! HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cordy: You may be boss, Joss, but copying is SO last year!
JOSS: I DIDN'T WRITE YOU TO BE COCKY TO ME!
Cordy: SO?! It's more interesting than me fixing a computer! Come on, Jossy boy! What the heck happened to all your talent?!
JOSS: ERM... (Fades out).
Angel: (to Cordy) You coming?
Cordy: I've got sheep shagging to do.
Angel: YOU WHAT?!
Cordy: Keep it cool, Angel! I was joking!
Angel: No, no, I got what you meant. I just felt sorry for the sheep.
Lindsay: So, are you coming or not?
SPIKE ENTERS
Spike: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooh, ooh, group hug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL THE MEN GO AND HUG HIM. CORDY LOOKS VERY PUZZLED.
Spike: Look! (Shows them his fingernails).
Wesley: They've always been black.
Gunn: They look nice though!
Angel: Yeah, they look very sleek and sassy.
Lindsay: I like your hair too!
Spike: Oh, you guys.... I love you all!!
Cordy: Can I just tell you that you are all complete weirdos! You're all tofts!
Spike: We're all a what-er??
Cordy: Tofts! I don't know what the heck it means!
Angel: Erm... Okay! Let's go!!
THE MEN ALL GO. CORDY IS STILL PUZZLED. JOSS'S DONE A RUNNER. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING TO HAPPEN??
Angel: Cordy, what are you doing?
Cordy: (sarcastically) I'm waxing my legs.
Angel: Good. About time you did. I thought they were looking a bit hairy.
Cordy: What?! (Glances at her legs) I used Immac this morning!
Angel: Looks like you were asleep when you did it.
Cordy: Shut it! Shut up now or else no more visions.
WESLEY ENTERS
Wes: Cordy! LOOK AT THE COMPUTER!
Cordy: I was about to fix it!
Wes: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO IT.
Angel: Oh my god. Is Wesley shouting?
Cordy: Yeah, he is. You can tell, cos his eyebrows go all over the place.
Wes: Cordelia!
Cordy: And he addresses me as "Cordelia" and not "Cordy".
Wes: Cordelia!
Cordy: See?
Angel: Oh yeah.
GUNN ENTERS
Gunn: Hey! What's the down low?
Wes: Cordelia broke the computer.
Gunn: WHAT?! Cordelia! My bunny site was on there!
Cordy: Your what?!
Gunn: Erm. (Tries to act cool) Nothing.
Angel: Come on, guys, we're fix the computer. Stop getting angry at Cordy.
Wes: YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS!!
Angel: So?
Wes: SO YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! THAT'S MY JOB!
Angel: Well, let me have a word with Joss about who's better at being boss!
Gunn: Guys! Stop stressing! My eyes are skimming all over the place looking at all of you.
Wes: I just want to know what happened to the computer and who is going to fix it.
Cordy: It wasn't me!
Gunn: She even saw me on the counter.
Cordy: It wasn't me!
Gunn: She -
Angel: I love that song! Hey, have you got Shaggy's album?
Gunn: I'm going to get it today!
Angel: Oh we have SO much in common! (He does a little girly dance and twirls Gunn around).
Wes: SO WHO'S GOING TO ANSWER ME?
LINDSAY ENTERS
Lindsay: ME!
Wes: (Quieter) Oh. Er. Okay.
Lindsay: It was my evil hand that broke the computer. Sorry.
Wes: Well, I hope that you and your evil hand go to.. (Quietens down) hell.
Gunn: Wesley W Price!
Lindsay: It wasn't my entire fault! (Turns and winks at Cordy).
Cordy: (Giggles) Me and Lindsay were...Erm...playing...
Angel: Huh?
Wes: WHAT?!
Cordy:...We were playing snake on the computer! My Nokia broke! What did you think we were doing? DUH!
Angel: (Innocently) Nothing!
Wes: Well, just fix the computer, okay?
Lindsay: Sure thing. Well, I have to go shopping with Angel first, so I'll fix it later.
Wes: YOU'RE WHAT?
Lindsay: We're going shopping! Me and Angel!
Gunn: AH HEM!
Lindsay: Oh yeah, and Gunn!
Angel: Come on, let's go.
Cordy: This scene seems weird.
Wes: Yeah it does. ... Hey guys! Wait for me!
Cordy: WHAT THE HELL?
Lindsay: It's a boy's day out.
Cordy: In the mall?
Lindsay: Best place.
Cordy: I'm starting to think that I have gay friends.
Lindsay, Angel, Gunn and Wesley giggle.
JOSS: CUT THE CRAP!
Gunn: Okay. That voice REALLY scared me!
Angel: It's only Joss!
JOSS: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE PLAYING AT?
Lindsay: Well...we were just about to go shopping.
JOSS: OH NOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT! NOT IN MY SCRIPT!
Wesley: Well, okay then.... let's jump into Cartoon Network!
Gunn: What's that?
Angel: It's a cartoon channel. Come on then, let's go! I wanna go meet Daphne out of Scooby Dooby Doo!
Lindsay: I heard that some chick's playing her in a movie.
Cordy: HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO?!
JOSS: YEAH! HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cordy: You may be boss, Joss, but copying is SO last year!
JOSS: I DIDN'T WRITE YOU TO BE COCKY TO ME!
Cordy: SO?! It's more interesting than me fixing a computer! Come on, Jossy boy! What the heck happened to all your talent?!
JOSS: ERM... (Fades out).
Angel: (to Cordy) You coming?
Cordy: I've got sheep shagging to do.
Angel: YOU WHAT?!
Cordy: Keep it cool, Angel! I was joking!
Angel: No, no, I got what you meant. I just felt sorry for the sheep.
Lindsay: So, are you coming or not?
SPIKE ENTERS
Spike: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooh, ooh, group hug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL THE MEN GO AND HUG HIM. CORDY LOOKS VERY PUZZLED.
Spike: Look! (Shows them his fingernails).
Wesley: They've always been black.
Gunn: They look nice though!
Angel: Yeah, they look very sleek and sassy.
Lindsay: I like your hair too!
Spike: Oh, you guys.... I love you all!!
Cordy: Can I just tell you that you are all complete weirdos! You're all tofts!
Spike: We're all a what-er??
Cordy: Tofts! I don't know what the heck it means!
Angel: Erm... Okay! Let's go!!
THE MEN ALL GO. CORDY IS STILL PUZZLED. JOSS'S DONE A RUNNER. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING TO HAPPEN??
