Cordelia is fixing the computer.

Angel: Cordy, what are you doing?

Cordy: (sarcastically) I'm waxing my legs.

Angel: Good. About time you did. I thought they were looking a bit hairy.

Cordy: What?! (Glances at her legs) I used Immac this morning!

Angel: Looks like you were asleep when you did it.

Cordy: Shut it! Shut up now or else no more visions.

WESLEY ENTERS

Wes: Cordy! LOOK AT THE COMPUTER!

Cordy: I was about to fix it!

Wes: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO IT.

Angel: Oh my god. Is Wesley shouting?

Cordy: Yeah, he is. You can tell, cos his eyebrows go all over the place.

Wes: Cordelia!

Cordy: And he addresses me as "Cordelia" and not "Cordy".

Wes: Cordelia!

Cordy: See?

Angel: Oh yeah.

GUNN ENTERS

Gunn: Hey! What's the down low?

Wes: Cordelia broke the computer.

Gunn: WHAT?! Cordelia! My bunny site was on there!

Cordy: Your what?!

Gunn: Erm. (Tries to act cool) Nothing.

Angel: Come on, guys, we're fix the computer. Stop getting angry at Cordy.

Wes: YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS!!

Angel: So?

Wes: SO YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! THAT'S MY JOB!

Angel: Well, let me have a word with Joss about who's better at being boss!

Gunn: Guys! Stop stressing! My eyes are skimming all over the place looking at all of you.

Wes: I just want to know what happened to the computer and who is going to fix it.

Cordy: It wasn't me!

Gunn: She even saw me on the counter.
Cordy: It wasn't me!

Gunn: She -

Angel: I love that song! Hey, have you got Shaggy's album?

Gunn: I'm going to get it today!

Angel: Oh we have SO much in common! (He does a little girly dance and twirls Gunn around).

Wes: SO WHO'S GOING TO ANSWER ME?

LINDSAY ENTERS

Lindsay: ME!

Wes: (Quieter) Oh. Er. Okay.

Lindsay: It was my evil hand that broke the computer. Sorry.

Wes: Well, I hope that you and your evil hand go to.. (Quietens down) hell.

Gunn: Wesley W Price!

Lindsay: It wasn't my entire fault! (Turns and winks at Cordy).

Cordy: (Giggles) Me and Lindsay were...Erm...playing...

Angel: Huh?

Wes: WHAT?!

Cordy:...We were playing snake on the computer! My Nokia broke! What did you think we were doing? DUH!

Angel: (Innocently) Nothing!

Wes: Well, just fix the computer, okay?

Lindsay: Sure thing. Well, I have to go shopping with Angel first, so I'll fix it later.

Wes: YOU'RE WHAT?

Lindsay: We're going shopping! Me and Angel!

Gunn: AH HEM!

Lindsay: Oh yeah, and Gunn!

Angel: Come on, let's go.

Cordy: This scene seems weird.

Wes: Yeah it does. ... Hey guys! Wait for me!

Cordy: WHAT THE HELL?

Lindsay: It's a boy's day out.

Cordy: In the mall?

Lindsay: Best place.

Cordy: I'm starting to think that I have gay friends.

Lindsay, Angel, Gunn and Wesley giggle.

JOSS: CUT THE CRAP!
Gunn: Okay. That voice REALLY scared me!

Angel: It's only Joss!

JOSS: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE PLAYING AT?

Lindsay: Well...we were just about to go shopping.

JOSS: OH NOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT! NOT IN MY SCRIPT!

Wesley: Well, okay then.... let's jump into Cartoon Network!

Gunn: What's that?

Angel: It's a cartoon channel. Come on then, let's go! I wanna go meet Daphne out of Scooby Dooby Doo!

Lindsay: I heard that some chick's playing her in a movie.

Cordy: HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO?!

JOSS: YEAH! HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cordy: You may be boss, Joss, but copying is SO last year!

JOSS: I DIDN'T WRITE YOU TO BE COCKY TO ME!

Cordy: SO?! It's more interesting than me fixing a computer! Come on, Jossy boy! What the heck happened to all your talent?!

JOSS: ERM... (Fades out).

Angel: (to Cordy) You coming?

Cordy: I've got sheep shagging to do.

Angel: YOU WHAT?!

Cordy: Keep it cool, Angel! I was joking!

Angel: No, no, I got what you meant. I just felt sorry for the sheep.

Lindsay: So, are you coming or not?

SPIKE ENTERS

Spike: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooh, ooh, group hug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL THE MEN GO AND HUG HIM. CORDY LOOKS VERY PUZZLED.

Spike: Look! (Shows them his fingernails).

Wesley: They've always been black.

Gunn: They look nice though!

Angel: Yeah, they look very sleek and sassy.

Lindsay: I like your hair too!

Spike: Oh, you guys.... I love you all!!

Cordy: Can I just tell you that you are all complete weirdos! You're all tofts!

Spike: We're all a what-er??

Cordy: Tofts! I don't know what the heck it means!

Angel: Erm... Okay! Let's go!!

THE MEN ALL GO. CORDY IS STILL PUZZLED. JOSS'S DONE A RUNNER. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING TO HAPPEN??