Historic Scribblings

Was it me or did Binns just say 'pornography'? – Fred

I do believe he did Fred - George

Why is he soiling the good name of porn by mentioning it in this class?

I believe it had something to do with goblin rioting

Is nothing sacred to those devils?

Apparently not

Porn should be sacred!

Why?

God probably has porn!

Of who?

...

Yeah, that's who

Yeah! Who is the best partner ever!

Does God have a partner?

A class partner?

Yeah, Fred, a class partner, God needed help with school

Yeah, 'cause didn't everybody say Merlin was an idiot, before he became the most powerful wizard ever?

Do they? I've never heard this

I swear they do. I've heard it somewhere

But where?

Hermione?

Funny how your mind jumps so quickly to our favourite bushy-haired, bookworm...

I DO NOT like Hermione

I'll tell Hermione you said, and I think she'll be very upset

I DON'T!

You do too, and you spent third year telling me how cute she was

I'm over it, really

Sure...

Really

*raises eyebrows*

You don't believe me!

This surprises you?

You can't even trust me?

No, no I can't

... Fair enough

Hey guys! - Lee

Hi Lee Hey Lee

What's going on?

It's a phenomenally exciting day, so I'm just going to say... Not much. You?

My social life is in a puddle on the floor right now

I wondered what was on my shoes

My life is on your shoes

That makes me feel special, weirdly

Yeah, he could have chosen to have anyone's life on his shoes and he chose yours, feel proud, and then get back to taking notes, it's your turn

Oh yeah, later

Bye See you

OK, that distracted us for 156 seconds

You know how many seconds have passed?

I've been counting

Why?

It's History Of Magic, why wouldn't I?

Good point, good point

What now?

WHAT now?

You thinking what I'm thinking?

You, me, tonight, dancing, 10 000 monkeys?

Well no, but that does seem like an excellent idea

So... what WERE you thinking?

I was thinking- damn it, I've forgotten!

Don't you just hate it when you're right in the middle of a sentence and you forget what you're talking about?

Or when you've had your hand up for ages and all you've thought about is the answer you're going to give and then the teacher asks for it and you've forgotten?

Or when you go somewhere ad you forget why you were going there?

I hate that, I hate it so much

It's so annoying!

*exasperation*

I should really remember to write it down or something

Why?

I don't know, but I always seem to remember things I've written down better, than when I read them. It's weird

Yeah, it is a bit, eh?

Eh?

Eh

OK

Alright

Yes!

Why are you questioning the denotation of my questions?

Because I'm awesome

Oh yeah?

Hell yeah

HELL yeah?

HELL YEAH

Why hell?

Because it looks cooler than just YEAH

It does actually... but does it sound cooler?

*shouts 'hell yeah'*

Wow. It actually does

I told you so!

Yeah, you did, I'm actually a little insulted

Why?

Damn it, I'm the smart one!

Which isn't saying much

No, no it isn't

But if you're the smart one, I must be the good looking one, right?

No, I got everything, you're just a dumping ground for rejected Ron-ish genes

I am not!

Yes you are!

Am not!

Am so!

Am not!

Am so!

Not!

Yes!

Not!

Yes!

Not!

Yes!

N!

Y!

N!

Y!

N!

Y!

N!

Y!

What were we arguing about?

Dunno

It was immature

And?

Oh yeah! Ha ha ha ha! I forgot who we were for a second!

*laughs*

*points at self* Funny man!

No, I got those genes too

Damn! Is there anything I do have?

Really bad hair?

We're identical, idiot

I make it look good, you don't

How so?

It's that one fleck of blue in your eyes, it throws the entire hairstyle off balance

It does not! If anything it adds to my suave and debonair look!

Suave AND debonair. Ohhhh... I'm scared

And so you should be!

Uh huh

You should, I will cook your liver, slow roast it for 12 hours in a light marinade and serve it to Mum as her anniversary dinner

Why don't you just go full out and serve it on our birthday?

You know what? That's an excellent idea!

I knew you'd love it! I might just invite you to our next Harry-mancy session!

Harry-mancy? As in telling the future based on Harry?

No, we just worship him

Why?

Only cool kids worship their little brother's best friends

Totally, totally... I like cheese

*whispers 'I don't know him'*

I'm your brother!

No you're not!

What do you mean? I was raised with you and everything!

What didn't Mum tell you? Well, I'm sorry to break this news to you, but... you Fred Weasley, are the love child of Dave the Barbarian and the grindylow in Professor Lupin's tank

But I look just like you!

Protean Charm

Sadness...

It must be

I'm bored now

Cool

Boredom is not cool! How can you have the audacity to say that?

Because I'm awesome

No you're not!

Yes I am!

Well I'm awesomer, Saggy says so

Saggy?

Yeah, you remember, the house-elf in the basement, who's in the laundry, that's hooking up with Dobby, that one

I remember now! THAT house-elf in the basement, who's in the laundry, that's hooking up with Dobby, RIGHT... gotcha

Huzzah! I knew you would!

I wonder about you

So does Derf

Who's Derf?

My evil alter-ego

You have an evil alter-ego

Yeah, doesn't everyone?

I don't

MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What... was that?

Derf, he took control for a – I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

All of who?

Just everyone basic- YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

Let me guess, you're in Amsterdam, in amedium-budget motel, in Room 736

How did you know?

Twin-tepathy

Awes- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm pretty sure he's gone now. Whoo! That was tough!

You know what?

No, what?

We should have a bet

That we should, that we should

I bet... that you can't scoff an entire jug of pumpkin juice without spilling some of it

You're on bro! Going down!

Ha! You wish!

Just you wait, I will destroy you!

That's what you think!

It's going down tomorrow!

You know it!

Bring it on, sir!

I shall, dear f-

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