A/N: OK, I know that poems aren't really popular, but I don't mind them and I'm kind of good at rhyming... The first two lines just came to mind one day and I just went from there... But it's sort of based on both the movie and the series. So yeah, Don't hate it. Please rate and review. Enjoy.
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Betelgeuse – A Poem
Once is too many, I can't fathom twice.
Don't say it a third time. Betelgeuse.
That name is trouble, as is the man.
Destruction and chaos, then takes your hand.
With a whisper of 'Babes' and a sickening deal.
A cry of 'It's Showtime!' and it's you he steals.
His perverse schemes and deathly style.
With appalling behavior, he's known to beguile.
There's something about him no-one can deny.
A wild excitement within him resides
His plan was working until a wrong turn.
Foiled again! And eaten by a Sandworm.
A failed wedding and death number two.
Trapped forever, now in the waiting room.
With a maddening twist and a unseen end.
But mark my words he will get his revenge.
Now you know, so take my advice,
Don't say his name. Betelgeuse.
