A/N: OK, I know that poems aren't really popular, but I don't mind them and I'm kind of good at rhyming... The first two lines just came to mind one day and I just went from there... But it's sort of based on both the movie and the series. So yeah, Don't hate it. Please rate and review. Enjoy.

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Betelgeuse – A Poem

Once is too many, I can't fathom twice.

Don't say it a third time. Betelgeuse.

That name is trouble, as is the man.

Destruction and chaos, then takes your hand.

With a whisper of 'Babes' and a sickening deal.

A cry of 'It's Showtime!' and it's you he steals.

His perverse schemes and deathly style.

With appalling behavior, he's known to beguile.

There's something about him no-one can deny.

A wild excitement within him resides

His plan was working until a wrong turn.

Foiled again! And eaten by a Sandworm.

A failed wedding and death number two.

Trapped forever, now in the waiting room.

With a maddening twist and a unseen end.

But mark my words he will get his revenge.

Now you know, so take my advice,

Don't say his name. Betelgeuse.