OK so this one popped up a few days ago and I just got around to typing it in for you're veiwing pleasure. It's kinda heavy on the FrUK incase you hadn't guessed that already.

Disclaimer: I do nor own Hetalia OR the original version of this sea shanty; which is known as "Drunkin Sailor".


What do ya do with a passed out Frenchman?

What do ya do with a passed out Frenchman?

What do ya do with a passed out Frenchman,

Earl-eye in the mornin'?

Take 'im to the ship of a famous Rover.

Take 'im to the ship of a famous Rover.

Take 'im to the ship of a famous Rover

Earl-eye in the mornin'.

Put 'im in the brig until he wakes up.

Put 'im in the brig until he wakes up.

Put 'im in the brig until he wakes up,

Earl-eye in the mornin'.

Swig from the bottle and offer him none.

Swig from the bottle and offer him none.

Swig from the bottle and offer him none,

Earl-eye in the mornin'.

Chain 'im to the wall in the Capitan's quarters.

Chain 'im to the wall in the Capitan's quarters.

Chain 'im to the wall in the Capitan's quarters,

Earl-eye in the mornin'.

Tease the silly prick until he's screamin'.

Tease the silly prick until he's screamin'.

Tease the silly prick until he's screamin',

Earl-eye in the evenin'.

Wait 'til he's begging then turn 'im over.

Wait 'til he's begging then turn 'im over.

Wait 'til he's begging then turn 'im over,

Earl-eye in the evening.

Pound 'is arse until the sun's up.

Pound 'is arse until the sun's up.

Pound 'is arse until the sun's up,

Earl-eye in the mornin'.

That's what ya do with a passed out Frenchman!

That's what ya do with a passed out Frenchman!

That's what ya do with a passed out Frenchman,

Earl-eye in the morning!


The end! Now please to be telling me that you loved it! OwO

Version 2: After some excellent advice, I tweeked the last verse.