Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu to Kazuichi Souda: did u change my instagram username to weebfucker ?

Kazuichi: dude im not a hacker how could i have

Fuyuhiko: thats true

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Hajime Hinata to Kazuichi Souda: were u the one who changed fuyuhiko's username

Kazuichi: ya lol

Kazuichi: he left his phone open how could i not bro

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Peko Pekoyama to peko is a nerd lol: Why is the group chat title aimed at me?

Hajime: kaz found out you passed the chemistry assignment

Peko: ?

Peko: That's a requirement to sit the exam.

Kazuichi: oh shit

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Chiaki Nanami to Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: can u tell kaz im not speaking 2 him

Fuyuhiko: why

Chiaki: he said that pac man is """"""shit""""""

Fuyuhiko: no I meant why me

Fuyuhiko: also is he fuckin insane pac man is great

Chiaki: idk u were the first contact I saw

Chiaki: also right!

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Hajime Hinata to Chiaki Nanami: he's staring at her again

Chiaki: who?

Hajime: fuyuhiko

Chiaki: ah

Hajime: like he can't even stare like a normal person

Hajime: he keeps doing it out of the corner of his eye as if he can be more subtle that way

Chiaki: ya but remember when u used 2 do that

Chiaki: w/ me

Chiaki: n nagito

Chiaki: ;)

Hajime: I never stared

Chiaki: sure hun

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Hajime Hinata to Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: did I ever stare at Chiaki and Nagito before we started dating?

Fuyuhiko: yup

Hajime: damn it

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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu to Peko Pekoyama: where are you?

Peko: I'm at home.

Fuyuhiko: ok

Peko: Do you want me to come over?

Fuyuhiko: no it's fine

Peko: I'm already on my bike.

Fuyuhiko: don't text and drive!

Fuyuhiko: god

Fuyuhiko: but thanks

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Kazuichi Souda to Hajime Hinata: hypothetically, if I were to buy Sonia 250 roses do u think she'd like them?

Hajime: jesus

Hajime: no

Kazuichi: ok

Kazuichi: hypothetically, if I had 250 roses how would I get rid of them

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Kazuichi Souda changed the group name to operation: get fuyuhiko and peko together so we can finally know peace

Chiaki: omg

Hajime: oh no

Fuyuhiko: …

Peko: You do know that Fuyuhiko and I are in this group chat, yes?

Kazuichi: I think they're on 2 us guys

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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu to Kazuichi Souda: why are you not in class

Kazuichi: what are you talking about? Im in class

Fuyuhiko: I can literally see you outside, trying to light a firework

Kazuichi: problem?

Fuyuhiko: yes your education is suffering

Fuyuhiko: that is a problem

Fuyuhiko: why are you lighting a firework anyway?

Kazuichi: was gonna use it 2 show sonia how my love for her burns like a firework

Fuyuhiko: jesus

Kazuichi: ya I kno

Kazuichi: ive been called the new Kant by many

Fuyuhiko: ?

Fuyuhiko: Kant was a philosopher, not a poet

Kazuichi: oh that's why hajime was laughing at me

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Kazuichi Souda to when we go on x factor can we be called 'The Fearsome Fivesome': no one talk to hajime he's being a dick 2 me

Hajime: hey

Chiaki: hey hajime!

Fuyuhiko: hajime what's up

Peko: Hello Hajime.

Kazuichi: u all suck

Hajime: is someone talking?

Fuyuhiko: I don't hear anything

Peko: Me neither.

Chiaki: kaz who?

Kazuichi: ughhhhhhh

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Peko Pekoyama to Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: I am three minutes away from lying to get out of here.

Fuyuhiko: is the party that bad?

Peko: Yes. I just don't know what I'm going to say.

Fuyuhiko: I don't think you have to lie

Fuyuhiko: you could just leave

Peko: Perhaps. I wish you were here.

Fuyuhiko: oh

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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu to Peko Pekoyama: I wish i was there too

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Kazuichi Souda to jason derulo is a tru artist shut up h8ers: is it morally wrong to look at boobs

Fuyuhiko: go to fucking sleep

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Hajime Hinata to Peko Pekoyama: did you see Nagito today?

Peko: No, why?

Hajime: he was iconic

Peko: How?

Hajime: he just was

Peko: Not to be rude, but why are you texting me this?

Hajime: Nagito doesn't have a phone and Chiaki is sleeping rn

Peko: Oh.

Peko: Why doesn't Nagito have a phone?

Hajime: his last one caught on fire

Peko: Oh. Ok.

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Peko Pekoyama to Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: How does a phone just catch fire?

Fuyuhiko: is this about komaeda

Fuyuhiko: because I really don't know

Fuyuhiko: I really don't

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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu to Hajime Hinata: just realised that chiaki texts just like kazuichi

Fuyuhiko: hajime?

Fuyuhiko: I know you've read these

Fuyuhiko: are you ok?

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Hajime Hinata to Chiaki Nanami: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Chiaki Nanami: ?

Hajime: nevermind

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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu to kaz stop texting me dick jokes at 3am, go to sleep: what are we doing

Kazuichi: our best

Hajime: speak for yourself

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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu to Peko Pekoyama: you know youre important right?

Fuyuhiko: like you mean a lot

Fuyuhiko: to me I mean

Fuyuhiko: not that u don't mean a lot to other people

Fuyuhiko: im sure there are other people that love you as well

Fuyuhiko: not that im saying I love u or anythign

Fuyuhiko: not that ur unloveabel

Fuyuhiko: why cant I delete messages

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Peko Pekoyama to Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: I love you too, Fuyuhiko.

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Hajime Hinata to failing chemistry but im sexy so whatever: just saw Fuyuhiko and Peko kissing outside the school this morning!

Chiaki: aw

Kazuichi: was there tongue

Hajime: dude

Chiaki: cmon man

Peko: …

Fuuyuhiko: we're still in the chat guys

Kazuichi Souda changed the group name to operation: we're finally peace

Fuyuhiko: shut up

Kazuichi Souda changed the group name to no u