A one-sided one-shot to Neji and Sakura. Only in Neji's third-person perspective.

Disclaimer: Are you kidding? Me own Naruto? Ahahahahaha...that's was funny.


Addiction can scare you.
Addiction

Tick.

Tick.

Tick.

That damn annoying clock was driving the Hyuuga insane. Wait, did the words, 'Hyuuga' and 'insane' even go together?

Tick.

Tick.

He swore on Kuso he'd kill that clock.

Tick.

Tick.

He twitched. Stupid, annoying, friggin' clock.

Tick.

Tick.

Oh God, why was he here again? Oh yea, another injury. He started to hate the hospital. It was like his second home.

He had been spending time there a bit more than expected. He healed fast, yet he convinced the other medic nins to extend his stay.

Why?

It was because of her.

The damn annoying girl with pink hair.

He didn't know why. He just found himself constantly thinking about the Haruno.

He glanced at the girl sitting beside his bed, sleeping, exhausted from work no doubt...

He was addicted.

What the fuck! He wasn't addicted!

Sure, he found his stomach doing a flip everytime he saw her.

But, that was only because of her innocent green eyes he kept losing himself into.

Tick.

And that huge forehead of hers, it was...erm...'cute'. Was 'cute' even in his vocabulary? It was now. But, oh, did he mention her forehead was huge?

Tick.

Oh and he couldn't forget that bubblegum hair of hers. It was so...unnatural. He hated it. It was too soft. It was...too...Haruno Sakura. Yet, he could only imagine himself running his fingers through those pink locks...Shit. He had to stop thinking that way.

Tick.

But, what annoyed him most...was that addicting smell of strawberry lingering on her.

Don't accuse Neji of sniffing her! He wouldn't do such a thing! Oh no, he just happened to breathe her air, that's all.

Tick.

Damnit all! That clock just wouldn't leave him alone! Twitch.

Tick.

He found himself looking at Sakura again.

Fine...

He was addicted. I mean, get off his back, okay!

Okay, okay. So he sniffed her...

That's not a crime is it?

Tick.

He just hoped murdering a clock wasn't one either.


Muahaha! I am evil! I drove Neji insane...Fear the clock, it'll haunt your dreams! (A/N: I'm hypher right now! So YEA!)

My one-sided oneshot is complete! Just tell me one thing...does this sound like Neji? Or does it sound like Sasuke? To me...both ice cubes act the same...'cept...NEJI'S NICER! So there! Beat that Sasuke fans! Er...wait...I'm a Sasuke fan, too. -sweatdrops- Eheheh...NEJI AND SASUKE BOTH ROCK! There I said it...