Summary: An iceberg fic featuring the show's... sadly... implied ship... goddammit.
Iceberg
RWBY
The Vale Police Department's finest are on the case!
"What we got here, Lou?"
"Usual homicide. Young. Teenage. Blue-hair... can you believe it? Kids nowadays with blue hair."
"Filthy. Here's a coffee."
"Thanks Tom. Anyways. Get this. Kid's walking down the street with a lady friend. They just had ice cream and had a jolly ol' time at the cinema or something when suddenly some blonde ruffian jmps outta nowhere an' starts stabbing him."
"Stabbing him?"
"Yeah. You know. With the pointy end."
"Damn. Blue-hair musta done something wrong."
"No kidding."
"Anyways, kids getting stabbed. Dead. We got any leads?"
"Well, he left behind the sword. Traced it back to the 'Arc' family. Says it belongs to their kid, currently attending Beacon. Jaune Arc."
"Interview the kid?"
"Yeah. Even got prints done too. You see, donuts got thrown at the kid afterwards. Chocolate glazed kind with finger prints all over. We got a match."
"Mhmm..."
"We also got a receipt from the bakery confirming Jaune Arc purchased the donuts on credit. Not to mention numerous text and calls recording him saying 'I'm going to kill him!'"
"Interesting..."
"Yeah. Then the blonde kid drops his pants and takes a steaming hot dump on the blue-hair's dead face!"
"Whoa. Extreme."
"Hardcore."
"Definitely terrorists or the mafia."
"You know it."
"Where's the kid now?"
"He's pretty shaken up. Sent him home in a cruiser. Told him to get out of town and rest up. Poor guy. Lost a good friend today."
"Heh. The leads are getting cold. Guess we chalk this one up to suicide."
"Fine detective work here, Tom."
"You too, Lou."
Iceburg Fin
