Yachiru and the Fairytales
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN BLEACH OR ANY FAIRYTALES USED.
'Ohayo Zaraki-taichou' greeted Jushiro as he saw the bulky captain coming down the hall surprisingly without his fukutaichou on his shoulder. 'Where's Yachiru-chan?' he asked
'Playing with Yumichika and Ikkaku….. I think.' He replied gruffly
'Well Rukia got this from the Human World and said it's good for kids, so I thought you could give it to Yachiru.'
'What is it.'
'The Best Book of Fairytales, you can read them to Yachiru.'
'Aren't fairytales those little things that come from that red head human girl's hairpins except maybe with tails?'
'Oh no those are fairies and they don't have tails. Fairytales are fantasy stories by humans for little children. '
'How do you know'
'Kuchiki-fukutaichou told me, she suspects they are actually shinigami stories which humans have twisted to make sense of in their own way.' he replied
'Uh' Kenpachi grunted.
But what Jushiro did not know was it was the Grimm Brother's versions
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Later that night at the 11th division barracks
'Yachiru go to sleep it's already really late.' Zaraki said
'Hai Hai Ken-chan but first tell me a story.'
'I've told all the stories I know.'
'But Cue Ball told me you got a book from Whitey for me.'
'Oh yeah I'll read you that.'
Zaraki grabs the book from a table opens it and starts
'Little Red Riding Hood.
Once upon a time there was a girl named Little Red Riding Hoo-'
'Humans are crazy what kind of person names their kid Little Red Whatshername.'
'So Ken-chan what happens to Reddy-chan.'
'Okay so one day Little Red Riding Hood's mother asked her to deliver some things to her grandma as she was ill.'
'Wait Ken-chan whose grandma Reddy-chan or her mother and who is ill?'
'I don't know. This story's stupid. Wait let me read it myself.
Zaraki scanned the story and looked up
'Well Yachiru this is the actual story 'Once upon a time there was a shinigami called Whatshername. Everyone thought she was strong but she was actually a weakling. One day her captain asked her to deliver some things to Squad 13 coz he thought she was strong. But she was pansy and was scared to cross the treacherous….12th division. So the pansy started walking she could have used shunpo but she was such a weakling and scared of going fast. Then she was stopped by the lieutenant of 12th that scary daughter of that freak. She started chasing him trying to make him become a test subject she was using shunpo so that pansy was forced to use shunpo. Soon with that freak on hot pursuit she reaches the 13th division but when she knocked at the captain's door and went inside (she knocked coz she was a pansy) but instead of the 13th division capt. Inside she was met by that clown face freak. She got so scared being a pansy but the freaky daughter was blocking the exit. So that pansy became the test subject for ….the freak's cooking experiments. Rumours say its worse than that orange haired girl's cooking. the final words of the pansy 'I am a pansy 11th squad is the best.'
'Yuck poor pansy but pansy's don't deserve pity KILL THE PANSY HE DESERVES IT 11th SQUAD IS THE BEST .' Yachiru started to cackle
Kenpachi half-smile smirked fondly 'That's my girl.'
