Disclaimer:
As much as I'd love to, I do not own Ron or Hermione or any other characters or things from the magical world of Harry Potter. I DO however own this plot and the idea for those…u know those toys with magnets in the noses so they kiss when u put them together? I think you should have ones with Ron and Hermione of those, but whatcha gonna do? Those aren't in the story, by the way.Author's Note:
This is a 'parody' I guess u could call it! What it REALLY is is just a strange, short burst of creativity so here's just a strange little flamer chapter that I felt like writing! Feel free to flame! WARNING: Read at your own risk! :DRomance, Shmomance
Hermione left the Great Hall... 'alone,' she sighed. She climbed up to the dormitory, ready to cuddle with a good book, while everyone was downstairs at the Valentine's Ball. She didn't have a partner for the dance this year, despite how much she was wishing for Ron to ask her. She lost herself in these thoughts when suddenly someone grabbed her arm. She let out a shriek and whirled around.
"RON!" she shrieked. "You scared me!" Hermione felt her heart pumping double time at the scare, but also because her mind began to wander about why Ron wasn't down at the ball.
"I-I just wanted to see you 'Mione. I wanted to ask you if you would...go take a stroll around the lake with me," Ron said hopefully. Hermione felt her heart leap.
"Sure, Ron!" she said, trying to keep the excitement and hope in her voice to a minimum.
They left the doors and sat on a rock by the lake, just watching the moon and the stars. Suddenly, Ron held her hand and looked her straight in the eye.
"Hermione," he began, taking a deep breath.
A bubble of hope inside Hermione began to swell, filling every part of her body.
Ron pulled out a large box.
'He's finally going to confess his love for me! He's finally going to ask me to be his girlfriend! Maybe he'll ask me to marry him....now THAT was going a BIT too far! Well...maybe he'll ask me to be his girlfriend! This is so romantic!!!'
Hermione began to go slightly lightheaded and was about ready to faint as her mind spun with romantic visions…candlelight dinners, stargazing, presents, roses….
Ron pulled out his wand and magically opened the box. A shower of chocolate frogs flew out, jumping all over the place. Hermione shrieked and fell off the rock, covering her hair and her face with her hands from the chocolatey pests.
"I thought you and me could spend the rest of the night finding all the chocolate frogs again," Ron said suggestively.
'Romantic MY FOOT!' Hermione thought angrily. She got up and shoved Ron into the lake, and stormed back to the castle alone.
Author's Note:
And so ends the short (and yes I know it's very short) burst of creativity, to which my friend dared me to post! _ :P So if you've actually read this, feel free to review, flame, whatever! :D