ok I do not own harry potter.Or this pretty little song by cletus...ok so i put up the song grandma got runned over by a reindeer...but i changed it a bit..so if u already know the song..skip on ahead to the little song fic..i changed the words of the song around a bit..its all about lucius!! hellz yea!ALthough he is the poor victum..i do love him!!
Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
(On her way home)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(Say there's no Santa)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)
Now we're all so proud of Grandma,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.
It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
(Midnight before Christmas)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(Say there's no Santa)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle
That would have just matched the hair in grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves."
R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
(Minding her own business)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(What do you mean there's no Santa?)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)
Oh
As for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(We believe in Santa Claus.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Lucius got runned over by a thestral
Walking home from our hogwarts half past three.)
Lucius Malfoy walked around the great hall that early afternoon. He was dressed in black as always. He seemed to be handing out parchments with a black seal. His blonde hair flew behind him as he pushed it back over his shoulders. The cloak he wore seemed to engulf him when ever he stopped,but not as good as snapes seemed to do.Lucius just figured it was because snape needed it to shield his eyes from the light,and rain. Cant have a clean snape,now can we?
(You can say there's no such thing as thestrals,
But if u've seen dead people,then you'd believe)
He stopped at harry potter.
"Here potter,this is from your fan club" He threw a pile of letters into harry potters lap.
"But sir,these are death threats and hate letters from different deatheaters,and quite a few by you as well. Did you really take all this time to write to me?So sweet,Mr Malfoy,so sweet.
Harry,Ron,Luna and Ginny all laughed loudly.
((Where was hermione you ask?In the library where she damn well belongs.Out of the way of our fun.))
Lucius picked up luna's mug of butter beer and gulped it down,going crazy he picked up each and every cup around the small group. A small slytherin came to him and tugged his robes. Lucius did a dramatic in slow motion whirl around .
"Wh..what the hell is this?" he growled.
The little boy whimpered..
"I just i just wanted to tell i wanted to be just like you someday"
WHACK
Lucius hit him on the head his all mighty cane.
"HOW DARE YOU! no one,,no one will ever be as evil or perfect or as pretty as me,although severus snape comes close."
He grinned an evil Malfoy smirk at the potions master who in turned gagged. Lucius continued to play duck duck goose by whacking each student .
(He'd been drinkin' too much Butterbeer,
And we'd begged him ,yes, to go.)
Finally Luna and Harry came up with a plan.
The snuck out of the great hall that afternoon and went thestral huntin.
They just happened to find a dead hermione and drug her by the hair to the forbidden forrest to use as bait.
Back at hogwarts,Albus DumbleDore had asked Mr malfoy to leave.
"Fine,fine you old fart, i will leave but not before I tell snape was a sexy bitch he is...O,well I have already said it havent i?"
He threw his cane at Professor McGonagall-
"here,youcrazy bitch,you need this more than me ,and made obscene gestures at her"
(And he'd left his favorite whacking cane,
And he stumbled out the hall into the snow.)
He walked into the sun light. God how he wished it could always be dark.
Damn sun,forget the boy who gets on my nerves and wont die even though he is only a little boy...we need to get rid of the sun!
All the sudden he fell to the ground and the last thing he saw was Harry potter standing over him writing.
(When they found him the next morning,
At the scene of the attack, )
Hmm...wonder who could have killed him.ALbus thought.So many people would have loved to see him dead.
but now he had all this paper work to comeplete.
How would he explainthe sudden death of the richest man and most powerfuldeatheater? Why blame it on Harry Potter of course.
The little shit was always getting into trouble.
(There were hoof prints on his forehead,
And an incriminatin note from them,on his back.)
Albus saw the letter and laughed. See what i mean,he thought.
Well I supose there is only one thing We can do now.........he pulled out his magikal medicine.
(Lucius got runned over by a thestral
Walking home from hogwarts half past 3.
(On his way to a DE meetin)
You can say there's no such thing as thestrals,
(Say there's no thestrals)
But as for harry and luna, they believe .
(yes, they believe))
He let everyone know,and draco seemed just fine. He was still smirking and using insults as a way to feel better.
Even if he seemed to be laughing whenever someone said im so sorry your father is dead.
(Now we're all so proud of draco,
He's been takin' this so well.)
I will kill him,I will make him the boy who died.
Draco thought as he watched harry potter play quiditch with his girlfriend Ginny.
"Hey Potter,Is that the only way to get some attention?The only thing u can do well is play quiditch,hey ginny,maybe you wouldnt be so poor if you werent such a tease. Betcha could make a ton of money,we all know how easy the rest of your brothers are."
Ginny laughed"Yes,well you would know wouldnt you draco?"
Draco threw the notebook at her.
(See him over there watchin' quiditch,
Drinkin butterbeer and picking on harry ,with crabbe n goyle.)
The students and professors all looked at their mail that lucius had given them the day before. They knew what they were,either black mail or death threats or..for snapes case an undying love poem.
(It's not hogwarts without the evil.
the Malfoy's dressed in black.as always,
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his death threats or send them back? )
ALbus dumbledore walked side by side with snape..."How do you think this happened?"
Snape glared"Finally our littel celebraty(potter) Has done something right for a change.I wonder by the way,where ms. granger is?" He sniggered.
Snape didnt possibly have anything to do with her disapearance...could the one thing potter did right was kill granger??or did snape do it??
( lucius got runned over by a thestral
Walking home from hogwarts half past 3.
(the day before he was suposed to kill all mudbloods)
You can say there's no such thing as thestrals,
(Say there's no thestrals)
But as for harry and luna, they believe.
(yes, they believe))
There was a great celbration in the great hall..with the banner across the top
::DING DONG LUCIUS IS DEAD::
(Now the party food is on the table
And the whiskey fire to boot.)
the place was plastered with wacky banners and mis matching colors. Bet Lucius was rolling over in his grave. Greens and pinks and yellows ...aweful..but they all guessed dumbledore was on one of his trips,they had all seen him smoking his magikal bong...
""Its for my health""he stated...yeaaa right...we all know thats not a twinkle in his eye...its glazed over.......
(And all the party decorations
That wouldnot have matched to lucius's liking.)
(I've warned all the death eaters and lord voldie.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a lot of invisible thestrals with a thirst for blood.")
Luna and harry decided that since no one would listen,they could get away with killing all the evil pple.
But then Someone stopped him....
"Harry, you would not be a hero and then i couldnt love you..so u have to not kill them" Ginny pouted.
"Oh yes, i forgot,see ron,someone loves me besides me."
( lucius got runned over by a thestral
Walking home from our hogwarts half past 3.
(thinking of whacking snape for fun)
You can say there's no such thing as thestrals,
(What do you mean ,there really are thestrals?)
But as for harry and luna, we believe.
(yes, they believe))
Oh
As for harry and luna, they believe.
(yes,they sent them after him anyways.)
ok what do u guys think?PLEASE REVIEW!!i may write more....if ur nice!!!!!!!!
Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
(On her way home)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(Say there's no Santa)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)
Now we're all so proud of Grandma,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.
It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
(Midnight before Christmas)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(Say there's no Santa)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle
That would have just matched the hair in grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves."
R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
(Minding her own business)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(What do you mean there's no Santa?)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)
Oh
As for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(We believe in Santa Claus.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Lucius got runned over by a thestral
Walking home from our hogwarts half past three.)
Lucius Malfoy walked around the great hall that early afternoon. He was dressed in black as always. He seemed to be handing out parchments with a black seal. His blonde hair flew behind him as he pushed it back over his shoulders. The cloak he wore seemed to engulf him when ever he stopped,but not as good as snapes seemed to do.Lucius just figured it was because snape needed it to shield his eyes from the light,and rain. Cant have a clean snape,now can we?
(You can say there's no such thing as thestrals,
But if u've seen dead people,then you'd believe)
He stopped at harry potter.
"Here potter,this is from your fan club" He threw a pile of letters into harry potters lap.
"But sir,these are death threats and hate letters from different deatheaters,and quite a few by you as well. Did you really take all this time to write to me?So sweet,Mr Malfoy,so sweet.
Harry,Ron,Luna and Ginny all laughed loudly.
((Where was hermione you ask?In the library where she damn well belongs.Out of the way of our fun.))
Lucius picked up luna's mug of butter beer and gulped it down,going crazy he picked up each and every cup around the small group. A small slytherin came to him and tugged his robes. Lucius did a dramatic in slow motion whirl around .
"Wh..what the hell is this?" he growled.
The little boy whimpered..
"I just i just wanted to tell i wanted to be just like you someday"
WHACK
Lucius hit him on the head his all mighty cane.
"HOW DARE YOU! no one,,no one will ever be as evil or perfect or as pretty as me,although severus snape comes close."
He grinned an evil Malfoy smirk at the potions master who in turned gagged. Lucius continued to play duck duck goose by whacking each student .
(He'd been drinkin' too much Butterbeer,
And we'd begged him ,yes, to go.)
Finally Luna and Harry came up with a plan.
The snuck out of the great hall that afternoon and went thestral huntin.
They just happened to find a dead hermione and drug her by the hair to the forbidden forrest to use as bait.
Back at hogwarts,Albus DumbleDore had asked Mr malfoy to leave.
"Fine,fine you old fart, i will leave but not before I tell snape was a sexy bitch he is...O,well I have already said it havent i?"
He threw his cane at Professor McGonagall-
"here,youcrazy bitch,you need this more than me ,and made obscene gestures at her"
(And he'd left his favorite whacking cane,
And he stumbled out the hall into the snow.)
He walked into the sun light. God how he wished it could always be dark.
Damn sun,forget the boy who gets on my nerves and wont die even though he is only a little boy...we need to get rid of the sun!
All the sudden he fell to the ground and the last thing he saw was Harry potter standing over him writing.
(When they found him the next morning,
At the scene of the attack, )
Hmm...wonder who could have killed him.ALbus thought.So many people would have loved to see him dead.
but now he had all this paper work to comeplete.
How would he explainthe sudden death of the richest man and most powerfuldeatheater? Why blame it on Harry Potter of course.
The little shit was always getting into trouble.
(There were hoof prints on his forehead,
And an incriminatin note from them,on his back.)
Albus saw the letter and laughed. See what i mean,he thought.
Well I supose there is only one thing We can do now.........he pulled out his magikal medicine.
(Lucius got runned over by a thestral
Walking home from hogwarts half past 3.
(On his way to a DE meetin)
You can say there's no such thing as thestrals,
(Say there's no thestrals)
But as for harry and luna, they believe .
(yes, they believe))
He let everyone know,and draco seemed just fine. He was still smirking and using insults as a way to feel better.
Even if he seemed to be laughing whenever someone said im so sorry your father is dead.
(Now we're all so proud of draco,
He's been takin' this so well.)
I will kill him,I will make him the boy who died.
Draco thought as he watched harry potter play quiditch with his girlfriend Ginny.
"Hey Potter,Is that the only way to get some attention?The only thing u can do well is play quiditch,hey ginny,maybe you wouldnt be so poor if you werent such a tease. Betcha could make a ton of money,we all know how easy the rest of your brothers are."
Ginny laughed"Yes,well you would know wouldnt you draco?"
Draco threw the notebook at her.
(See him over there watchin' quiditch,
Drinkin butterbeer and picking on harry ,with crabbe n goyle.)
The students and professors all looked at their mail that lucius had given them the day before. They knew what they were,either black mail or death threats or..for snapes case an undying love poem.
(It's not hogwarts without the evil.
the Malfoy's dressed in black.as always,
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his death threats or send them back? )
ALbus dumbledore walked side by side with snape..."How do you think this happened?"
Snape glared"Finally our littel celebraty(potter) Has done something right for a change.I wonder by the way,where ms. granger is?" He sniggered.
Snape didnt possibly have anything to do with her disapearance...could the one thing potter did right was kill granger??or did snape do it??
( lucius got runned over by a thestral
Walking home from hogwarts half past 3.
(the day before he was suposed to kill all mudbloods)
You can say there's no such thing as thestrals,
(Say there's no thestrals)
But as for harry and luna, they believe.
(yes, they believe))
There was a great celbration in the great hall..with the banner across the top
::DING DONG LUCIUS IS DEAD::
(Now the party food is on the table
And the whiskey fire to boot.)
the place was plastered with wacky banners and mis matching colors. Bet Lucius was rolling over in his grave. Greens and pinks and yellows ...aweful..but they all guessed dumbledore was on one of his trips,they had all seen him smoking his magikal bong...
""Its for my health""he stated...yeaaa right...we all know thats not a twinkle in his eye...its glazed over.......
(And all the party decorations
That wouldnot have matched to lucius's liking.)
(I've warned all the death eaters and lord voldie.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a lot of invisible thestrals with a thirst for blood.")
Luna and harry decided that since no one would listen,they could get away with killing all the evil pple.
But then Someone stopped him....
"Harry, you would not be a hero and then i couldnt love you..so u have to not kill them" Ginny pouted.
"Oh yes, i forgot,see ron,someone loves me besides me."
( lucius got runned over by a thestral
Walking home from our hogwarts half past 3.
(thinking of whacking snape for fun)
You can say there's no such thing as thestrals,
(What do you mean ,there really are thestrals?)
But as for harry and luna, we believe.
(yes, they believe))
Oh
As for harry and luna, they believe.
(yes,they sent them after him anyways.)
ok what do u guys think?PLEASE REVIEW!!i may write more....if ur nice!!!!!!!!
