"God damn it! Why do I have to be in the same car with the louse?!" yelled a very unpleased Shizuo from the back of the car.
Shizuo, do we have to go over all of that again? Celty's fingers moved swiftly as she typed the message into her PDA, showing it to Shizuo. This is just how things ended up. You'll have to manage.
"Hmm? What's that? Is Shizu-chan not pleased with me joining you in the trip? That's really selfish, you know?" said Izaya from the front seat, a smirk covering his face while dramatically moving his hands in the air. "You wound me!"
"That's it!" yelled Shizuo trying to stand up and reach towards Izaya's neck, but being held down by a struggling Celty.
"Shizuo, why don't you try to calm down? You're making Celty feel uncomfortable!" yelled Shinra in a panic, also trying to keep Shizuo under control.
Dotachin, who was driving, gave Izaya a sulky glare because of the disturbance he had caused in the mood, Izaya answering with a seemingly-innocent face. Eventually, Shizuo calmed down and growled in defeat. After a while Shizuo broke the silence with another question:
"Anyway, why am I in the back seat and that damn louse gets to sit in the front seat?!"
"You arrived last, Shizu-chan. It was your own fault, don't blame me for you being so slow" answered Izaya on a mocking tone, glancing at Shizuo, without bothering to even turn his head to look at Ikebukuro's strongest.
"Well if it weren't for you messing with me I would have been here on time. You should have let me snap your neck, without running away and getting me lost in the damn city!" yelled Shizuo in response to the other's remarks.
"Why don't you both take a breath of fresh air and stop arguing already. At least until we get there." Said Kadota with an exhausted voice.
"And anyway, why are we in a convertible car? " said Shizuo trying to change the subject and to calm down.
"Well what's wrong with traveling with a little style?" said Izaya while stretching his arms into the air.
"You'll have to thank my lovely Celty for that , you guys " said Shinra , reaching for Celty's hand and gently caressing it. "She turned her dear buddy, Shooter, into this fancy car just to get everyone together."
It's nothing, really, I just wish we could all just get along for one day. Answered the dulahan, black smoke puffing in the air out of embarrassment .
Izaya chuckled. It doesn't work like that. We can't just not hate each other for one day, only because someone inquired us to. It's hilarious how some people think the world works. He thought.
"What's so damn funny, you louse?!" snapped Shizuo, clenching his fists. "You think you're smarter than everyone, don't you?!"
"I may not be smarter than everyone, but I'm sure as hell I can surpass that tiny protozoan brain of yours."
"Now you've done it…" said Shinra clinging to Celty for dear life. Celty hurried to type something into her PDA to calm down Shizuo, but the fortissimo of Ikebukuro already stood up and was reaching for Izaya's head.
"IZAYA !" he yelled trying to grab a handful of the other's raven hair. But Izaya was too fast and dodged his hand, revealing his switch blade and positioning it in a defensive manner.
"Ha! You always seem to prove my point in the next second, you protozoan." Said Izaya with a smirk and a mocking tone.
Shizuo was having a hard time trying to balance himself as the car was speeding down the highway. He grabbed the back door, crushing it. He growled as he knew it was Celty's motorcycle he was damaging. He was glaring at Izaya at such intensity, the other could feel the anger coming towards him. Izaya was amused. He wanted to know how far he could go with it.
"Well then, prove me wrong if you can! You know it's the truth." said Izaya before breaking into laughter, as he knew the other would be even more under the power of his unstoppable fit of rage.
"Damn you! Stop playing with me! I'm not your plaything, no one is, you fucking louse!" yelled Shizuo as he tried to grab Izaya several times, but failing. Izaya was ecstatic at the sight of Shizuo being blinded by anger. As he was dodging the others attacks, he placed his foot on the door to get some more distance in between the two.
Kadota was at his limit. The car was already hard enough to drive with two people fighting in it. While aimlessly throwing punches in Izaya's direction, Shizuo growled at the other's mobility. But he knew that was his limit, Izaya couldn't go any further, he couldn't run away anymore.
"You may think you're smarter than everyone, but not this time. You can't runaway anymore!" yelled Shizuo, a determined angry expression covering his face.
"Huh?" Izaya managed to say out of confusion, before the monster threw himself at the other.
The future-informant breaker dodged the punch thrown his way, but not without being crushed by the strongest man in Ikebukuro's weight when he fell over him. Shizuo also hit his head, hard, against the door, making a dent in it. Dotachin got hit in the face by Shizuo's foot, losing control of the car. He tried to grab the steering wheel again, but Shizuo's struggling feet continuously moving in his face prevented him from doing so. Izaya was pushing Shizuo's face away, but the damn monster was too heavy. Celty was in a total panic, trying to get Shizuo's feet out of Kadota's way. Shinra also tried to help her, but got hit in the face by Shizuo's struggling body parts, wrecking his glasses and laying limp in the back seat shortly afterwards.
Dotachin finally got his hands on the steering wheel, but it was too late. With a loud BUMP, they ended up crushing into a tree on the side of the road.
