Spiderman was laying in his bed wearing a business suit because he was out of pyjamas and this is the only way he can be as cool as jOHnny, then while he was crying inside his mask the john was chillin next to him still in his stupid ass fantastic four outfit.

Spide cried for like a whole hour because he rememberd uncle ben or someone else who is ded and with his added loserness it helped fuel his tears.

'wow pls stop fuckin cryin spedi im tryin to look cool and youre fuckin ruining the mood' jhonY sigH why cant spider understand.?

'u kno what jon boy lets get nasty because I hate hearin u talk' manspider say out of anger

'oke sure why not, lets jimmy my johnny' he proclaimed to spiderman hastily.

John boy get his palms all sweate cause he wanton the booty, spied took off his suit by rippin the lapels off and it explode.

'how hot, just like me' joen thought

They started twerkin furiousle cause they don't kno how to fuck like normal ppl, it was very hot and the fast twerkin of their asschecks so close together made too much friction that it set the bed on fire.

'ho shit not my premium quality Scooby doo duvet covers' spi yodel as he see velmas face meltin, jinkies.

Jolany decided to join in this arson party.

'FlamEr oNnit' he fuckin ripped his vocal chords with the sheer volume he shout at.

Jony shitted out flames onto the bed and it poofed up into smoke goodbye scoob.

'what hte fu k! u giant cheeky assbite I coulda just wiped that fire off now u ruin it I cant fckin belieb' he smeck the flaming asshole

This angered johnny, how dare spidermon raise a hand to johney!? He is clearly not worthy to touch his beautiful face why does he think they were twerking?

He got so anger that he decide that the world was not worth it cause they couldn't appreciate his magnum dong or his love of burning linen.

'u will pay peteman prepare to have your ass supernova'd cause my dick is too gud' he laugh evil style because he is a dick

'bro ur dick is like 2 inches it aint goo-'

Speder was cut off as johnny whipped up an asshole of a firestorm and melted his face right off the bone just like when u put a bit of meat which on a bone in a stew for like 10 hours and it fall rite off.

He was now crryin as he continued to flame as he realised his mistake, he had just killed the guy who he fucks, who he gonna get a dickin from now?

This sealed the deal, now he had to kill everyone no one was as good to bum fun with other than spiDerman! So he engulfed the world in flams and everyone die.

'goodbi cruel world, u made me kill everyone' johnny sed with his last breath cause there is no air in space.

As he was dyin he remembered that he kept a spare fire extinguisher in spideys ass so he coulda pulled it out nd stopped the fire thus not killin him.

'I am baka' he think as he ded.