Fourth guide :)
Blackfire Inc. presents to you the LUCIUS unit
Name:LUCIUS
species:demon=boy=
height:4'9
weight:93lb
Congrats you now own a LUCIUS unit upon reciving the unit it is recomended you be prepared to get yelled at by an angry little person.
your LUCIUS unit comes with:four suits,a Misery Inc. catalog,and a coupon for 10% off a SAMMY unit.
Note:do not expose the LUCIUS unit to a JIMMY unit
Note:don't expect the LUCIUS be bossed around
Note:do not comment on the size of your LUCIUS unit
NOTE:Blackfire Inc. is Not responsible for the anger of the LUCIUS unit for ignoring these NOTES
The LUCIUS unit will be mean to anyone who dosen't do what he says
the LUCIUS units other talents are:
yelling
taking all the credit
complaining
whining
bossing
speaches
anger issues
cruise limbo contests
The LUCIUS unit probally won't do anything else.
to have a happier LUCIUS unit we suggest buying as many other units expecially JEZ unit but not the Jimmy unit
if you have any problems feel free to contact us
This product is a copyright of Blackfire Inc. Any copyrighting and we will have a BEEZY unit come and eat all of your food until you give us your LUCIUS unit.
Blackfire not responsible for stravation of copyrighters.
NO REFUNDS
