Fourth guide :)


Blackfire Inc. presents to you the LUCIUS unit

Name:LUCIUS

species:demon=boy=

height:4'9

weight:93lb


Congrats you now own a LUCIUS unit upon reciving the unit it is recomended you be prepared to get yelled at by an angry little person.

your LUCIUS unit comes with:four suits,a Misery Inc. catalog,and a coupon for 10% off a SAMMY unit.

Note:do not expose the LUCIUS unit to a JIMMY unit

Note:don't expect the LUCIUS be bossed around

Note:do not comment on the size of your LUCIUS unit

NOTE:Blackfire Inc. is Not responsible for the anger of the LUCIUS unit for ignoring these NOTES


The LUCIUS unit will be mean to anyone who dosen't do what he says

the LUCIUS units other talents are:

yelling

taking all the credit

complaining

whining

bossing

speaches

anger issues

cruise limbo contests

The LUCIUS unit probally won't do anything else.


to have a happier LUCIUS unit we suggest buying as many other units expecially JEZ unit but not the Jimmy unit

if you have any problems feel free to contact us


This product is a copyright of Blackfire Inc. Any copyrighting and we will have a BEEZY unit come and eat all of your food until you give us your LUCIUS unit.

Blackfire not responsible for stravation of copyrighters.

NO REFUNDS