Chris: I am giving twenty-two teens the adventure of a lifetime. Here we go.
Trailer: Shows Noah banging rocks together but struggling. Shows Justin putting his toe into a swamp but then pulling it back in. Lindsay is climbing a tree and falls but Tyler catches her. Shows Beth eating frog legs then spitting them out.
Chris: They will survive just like I once did. And every week I'll ask: Who wants out? Until the last episode when everyone who's still in will compete in a solo mission.
Episode 1:
A bus is going to a camp when it crashes.
Tyler: Ahhhhh!!!!!
Everyone falls out of the bus.
Chris: Alright, now everyone here are some supplies that you can use to Survive fase one.
Duncan: Survive? Who are you? We were supposed to be going to a five star resort. What is this crap?
Chris: It's survival.
Chris leaves.
Courtney: Let's see, we have a tin can, a flint, a pocket knife, and a booklet of safe plants.
Ezekiel: That's all we have to survive? Eh, I've handled tougher, I live on a farm.
Courtney: First priority: Fire. Help me make the fire.
Geoff: I'm game.
Geoff grabs the pocket knife and starts rubbing it on the flint. He has a fire going in less than a minute.
Bridgette: Wow, that was amazing!
Geoff: I went to survival camp.
Beth: Well that will help.
Harold: Hello? I'm a trained boy scout.
Duncan: Yeah, yeah, Harold, we don't care.
Courtney: Next priority: Shelter. Make sure there are no holes in it. DJ, Trent and Izzy.
Izzy swings on a vine, then cut said vine with the pocket knife and throws it over the sticks that are against the trees.
Izzy: There's more where that came from.
Trent throws some leaves on the shelter and so does DJ.
12 hours later:
Trent: Shelter, done.
Courtney: It's about time, now, find food.
Owen: About that-
Shows their survival kit with nothing in it.
Courtney: One slice of baloney, that was what we offered you. You ate everything. Now we have to find food on our own. Eva, Noah and Justin, find some bark or something that we can eat; here.
Courtney throws Noah the book of safe plants to eat. Noah goes over to the tree and eats some bark.
Noah: Safe to eat. Pull off the bark.
Eva starts ripping it off.
Noah: Justin, why aren't you pulling?
Justin: I'll get greasy.
Noah: So?
Courtney: Okay, we have to get water and boil it. Heather, Gwen and Leshawna, take this and find water.
Courtney throws them the tin can.
Leshawna finds water in no time.
Leshawna: Let's boil.
Leshawna boils the water and it starts a stream of wild fire.
Courtney: Quick, into the bus!
Everyone runs into the bus. It shows and orange parka boy walking through the woods and he dies.
The wildfire stops and all the trees are burnt down.
Chris emerges.
Chris: Wow, looks like all of your supplies are gone. Knowing that, who wants out?
Chris looks around a sees a hand raised.
Owen: I want out.
Chris: Owen. Can you tell us why?
Owen: I'm just fighting hunger and I can't do it.
Chris: Okay, Owen.
A jeep comes out of the woods.
Chris: Owen, come into the jeep please.
Owen gets in the jeep and leaves.
Chris: The rest of you: come with me.
Ezekiel's Diary Cam:
Ezekiel: I know I can survive and I will.
Woods:
Chris: Everyone, get in this helicopter.
Next time on Total Drama Survive This:
Chris: I take the group to swamp and it goes a little to far for some.
Justin: I can't do it.
