Disclaimer: I do not own anything. It all belongs to J.K. Rowling, sadly. ):
35 THINGS FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO
Tell Ginny that her head is on fire… and then set her head on fire.
Ask Malfoy is you can borrow his hair stylist.
Ask Harry if you can dress as him for Halloween.
Ask Dumbledore if he was Gandalf in another life.
Steal Percy's prefect badge and charm it to flash PWNED! everytime he takes points away.
Change the house points hourglasses so that the Slytherin one reads Gryffindor and the Gryffindor one reads Slytherin.
Tell Snape that he looks like a big greasy bat.
Hide Professor Lockhart's hair curlers and claim your broom told you to do it.
Attempt to hang Filch by his toes while in detention.
Ask Lupin if he's really Jacob from the Twilight Saga.
Let a lion loose in the Slytherin Common room.
Convince the Giant Squid to kidnap first years.
Tell the third years that Care of Magical Creatures is in the middle of the Forbidden Forest.
Tell everyone that Harry is really Voldemort's little brother.
Dye Malfoy's hair crimson and gold.
Ask Lucius Malfoy if you can dance with his "gangster" cane.
Announce that Lupin can turn himself into the most adorable little puppy when learning about werewolves.
Convince Trelawney that you can predict the future by playing M.A.S.H.
Tell Hermione that the library burnt down.
Attempt to put spiders in Dumbledore's beard.
Very loudly thank McGonagall for the "sexual favors last night" during Transfiguration.
Cast a charm so that a large heart appears above Ginny's head whenever she says Harry's name.
Try to convince everyone that there is such thing as Kidnap-A-Slytherin Day…
And kidnap Draco Malfoy…
And lock him in a room with Buckbeak…
And take bets as to whether or not he comes out alive.
Transfigure Fang to have three heads and try to feed first-years to him.
Get McGonagall to drink a love potion…
And mysteriously have a thing for Snape.
Insist on calling Snape "Sevvy," "Sev," or "Snevydoodle."
Lock all four houses into a room and bet on how many Slytherins make it out alive.
Laugh at an idea for more than 15 seconds.
Send Umbridge a centaur for Christmas.
Pretend to have a vision and tell Trelawney to beware of the evil white ferret…
And Transfigure Malfoy into a ferret and charm him to follow her around.
A/N: Let me know what you think, haha. Should I add a story at the end?
