Yo, meee really bored!! So sit back ummm... read? And enjoy!

There once was a dude named Bob, who wasn't actually a dude but was an alien.day Bob was really really really really really really really really really really hyper because him and Martin ate a lot of candy and all of that good stuff. So anyway him and Martin decided to call Billy out of stupid hyperness. And the phone was like riiiiinnnnngggg!!! riiiiinnggg!!! and umm... He didn't answer so they got mad for no reason and decided to prank call his cell phone out of spite. And this time the ring tone was like: my milk shake brings all the boys to the yard! And they're like it's better than yours! Damn right it's better than yours! And then Billy answered and he was like: hulo? And Martin and Bob were like: ummm... YOU SMELL! And then they hung and ran from the phone. And kept running around till they tripped and fell unconscious.

The end?

There once was a dude named Bob who actually wasn't a dude but was an alien. One morning, Bob had a HUGE sugar hang over from the day before and wanted to find a way to get rid of it. So he decided if this much sugar got him sick, than the same amount should get him un sick. And so he ate, five gallons of popcorn flavored ice cream, two chocolate cakes, wall plaster?, ten blueberry chunky ice popsicles, slushies... ummm... two liters of soda, a huge glass of tang, a malted shake, and a bunch of mint flavored tooth picks. By the time he was done, everyone found him inside of his garage running around and screaming, THEY'RE ALL OUT TO GET ME!!! THE TALKING SHROOMS ARE TELLING ME TO DO AWFUL AWFUL THINGS!! WHO ARE YOU? ARE YOU WORKING FOR THAT EVIL EVIL EVIL FLUFFY SQUIRLE? AND WHY DO I KEEP REPEATING REPEATING THINGS TWICE TWICE!!!! CURSE YOU SPELL CHECK! CURSE YOU!!!!!! AND ANOTHER THING, WHY DO THEY CALL IT FINAL FANTASY, IF THEY HAVE LIKE TWELVE GAMES OUT? THAT'S NOT FINAL! THAT'S LIKE TWELVE!!!!!! DJKFUEYFIYDKJDKLEJFO4950T8T8TYFJKHVNFNV!! After that they threw him in a mental hospital.

The end?

There once was a dude named Bob who wasn't actually a dude but was an alien. One day Bob was chilling in his stray jacket doing his crazy thing, when suddenly... A GIANT SQUID CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND ATTACKED HIM!!!!!! and he tried to tell the nurse that a giant squid was beating him up but she thought he was crazy and didn't believe him. So the squid was kicking his butt pretty good until it ripped his stray jacket and he broke out. So then Bob punched it, and the squid started to choke him with his tentacles. And then they kept fighting until Bob stopped and looked into the squids eyes and realized he loved the squid. And for some strange reason the squid loved him back. So they stopped fighting and got married. And their wedding was held under water. And Billy was the best man. And the squid's name was Latasha. And Martin cried at the wedding.

The end!

Awww... I love happy endings! By the way, it's the squid from the first story. Just thought I would add a little fun fact in there. Yeah, the first one was better I know. Oh well!