Everything Wrong with Warrior Cats Couples

ThePrincessStoryMaker: Hi guys!

Firestar: What're we doing here?

Sandstorm: *shrug* I don't know. I kinda like it.

ThePrincessStoryMaker: D'aww, well you can thank me for making you come here! :3

Firestar: I don't like it here.

ThePrincessStoryMaker: Too bad for you xc

Sandstorm: Hey Firestar, any idea why we're here?

ThePrincessStoryMaker: To talk about what's wrong with you and him! :D

Firestar and Sandstorm: WHAT?!

Spottedleaf: I see the problems.

Sandstorm: Of course you would Dx

Firestar: Spottedleaf! 3

Sandstorm: Shut up Firestar *glare* -u-

ThePrincessStoryMaker: Spottedleaf! c: What are you doing here?

Spottedleaf: *shrug*

ThePrincessStoryMaker: okay, well let's just –

Cinderpelt: WAIT! I WANT TO SAY HI, TOO! :D

Sandstorm: Oh, just brought the whole fan base with you didn't you, Firestar? You just HAD TOO?

Firestar: Don't look at me, I didn't invite them! She's the one writing with us!

ThePrincessStoryMaker: Well, let's get to the story *dodges chair thrown at me* before I lose an arm and can't type another chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not own Warrior Cats. Erin Hunter does!

A Flaming Fire of Sand

Hi there.

I don't know how this idea came to me to be completely honest, but I don't regret it. We're doing ``Everything Wrong with Warrior Cats Couples`` Basically, we're taking a trip down the line of warrior cat couples that we all love (some, not so much) and see what's wrong with them and the possibilities of why they couldn't work out! I might be a putting a few Chapters in there that they weren't mates, but it was obvious they could've been if certain things weren't in the way (*cough* FireXCinder *cough* HollyXAsh *cough*)

Wait . . . Holly X Ash? What am I thinking!?

But anyway, we're not doing them today. We're starting out with the one everyone should know:

SAND X FIRE

Yes, the couple we all know pretty well in the books – Sandstorm and Firestar. Alright, the two weren't made for each other. I'm sorry, but I'm a Spotted x Fire fan for life. Not that I don't like Sandstorm or anything – I really like her, lol, but I can't see her good with Firestar.

First off: In many various books it shows how Sandstorm feels betrayed by Firestar, thinking of how he loves other she cats (*cough* Cinder *cough* Spotted) rather than her, which makes her a completely jelly freak.

From Firestar's Quest, page 110,

"I knew you never wanted me for your mate," she mewed as soon as they were out of earshot of the other cats. "You've always been in love with Spottedleaf." Firestar thanked Starclan that he had not mentioned his dream encounter with the former medicine cat. "I loved Spottedleaf," he admitted. "But even if she had lived, what could I have done? She was a medicine cat. She would have never chosen a mate."

"So I was second best?" she spoke bitterly, not looking at him.

Ouch.

Well, Firestar wasn't making it much better, though. It was pretty obvious his love for Spottedleaf was pretty strong, and at some points I felt as if Firestar didn't care about Sandstorm enough.

From The Darkest Hour, page 53

"With this life I give you love," she murmured in her soft voice. "Use it well, for all the cats in your care – and especially for Sandstorm."

There was no pain in the life that poured into Fire heart now. It held the warmth of the high sun in Greenleaf, burning to the tips of his paws. It was pure love; at the same time he experienced the sense of security he had known as a tiny kit, nuzzling his mother. He gazed up at Spottedleaf, wrapped in a contentment he had never known before.

He thought he caught a proud gleam in her eyes as she turned away, and his disappointed that she had not stayed to talk to him was mixed with relief that she had approved of his new choice. Now he had no reason to fear that was being unfaithful to Spottedleaf in his love for Sandstorm.

Okay, some of you might read this, and all you'll get out of it was: His love for Sandstorm. So before you start yelling at me, re-read it.

Have you? Great.

Let's try this line over again, shall we?

`` Now he had no reason to fear that he was being unfaithful to Spottedleaf in his love for Sandstorm ``

Unfaithful to Spottedleaf, hmm? And how about this?

`` He gazed up at Spottedleaf, wrapped in contentment he had never known before ``

So Sandstorm doesn't give you contentment like this? Oh. My. Gosh.

When you think about it, Sandstorm had a pretty valid reason to get jelly like that at Spottedleaf. And don't forget there were some heated moments between Sandstorm and Cinderpelt, too.

From A Dangerous Path, page 104

"She's asleep. I'll leave her to you, Cinderpelt." "Thanks for your help, Sandstorm." Both she-cats were being very polite to each other, but somehow Fireheart felt it wouldn't take much for them to unsheathe their claws. He wondered why, then decided he didn't have time to worry about petty squabbles.

Oh, Firestar. So clueless.

Alrighty, I admit, Sandstorm and Fireheart did have some pretty cutesy moments together, but other than that, they were probably extremely irritated with one another (mainly Sandstorm.)

What gets me is the whole Cinder X Fire thing, though. Would Cinderpelt have been his mate if that accident on the Thunderpath had never happened? There are plenty of theories saying so. There are some scenes between Firestar and her that could suggest a love relationship, though I doubt Firestar felt it.

From A Dangerous path, page 104 (after Sandstorm left.)

"Good." Cinderpelt gave him a curt nod, and Fireheart felt her blue gaze trained on his back all the way across the clearing.

*Cough cough* Sorry I think I j-just *cough cough cough* have something in m-my throat – it's nothing *cough* really –

Okay, this could simply be Cinderpelt watching Fireheart leave the den.

But how about we try all of it?

From a Dangerous Path, page 104 (full)

"She's asleep. I'll leave her to you, Cinderpelt."

"Thanks for your help, Sandstorm."

Both she-cats were being very polite to each other, but somehow Fireheart felt it wouldn't take much for them to unsheathe their claws. He wondered why, then decided he didn't have time to worry about petty squabbles. "We'll go and eat, then," he meowed. "And afterward you need rest," Sandstorm told him. "You've been on your paws since dawn."

She gave him a nudge, propelling him toward the main clearing. Before he had taken more than a couple of paces, Cinderpelt called after him, "Send some fresh-kill for me and Speckletail. If you've got the time, that is." "Of course I've got the time," Fireheart felt completely baffled by the tension that had chilled the air. "I'll see to it right away."

"Good." Cinderpelt gave him a curt nod, and Fireheart felt her blue gaze train on his back all the way across the clearing.

If you've got the time? Was that a hit of sarcasm I hear, Cinderpelt?

It could simply mean that she thinks he's busy – after all, he is clan deputy, and he has plenty of work to do, and how Sandstorm does say he's been on his paws all day and needs rest, but. . .

It could also mean that Cinderpelt's annoyed by all the time he's spending with Sandstorm rather than her because she secretly likes Fireheart and doesn't like Sandstorm interfering and Sandstorm knows how Cinderpelt feels about her man so the two have all this tension and what not? Hmm. . .

Well, there's this, too.

From A Dangerous Path, page 104 (lol)

He broke off, realizing that Sandstorm had left Speckletail and was walking toward him. "Finished talking secrets?" she mewed with an edge to her voice. Flicking her tail toward Speckletail, she added, "She's asleep. I'll leave her to you, Cinderpelt."

Oh, snappy Sandstorm, huh?

Well, in the end there are plenty of good things to come down to in there lovely life, like Leafpool and Squirrelflight!

Squirrelflight – Annoying, loud ginger she cats that causes trouble and lies to her mate and clan about her kits which are actually not her kits but her sister's, Leafpool's.

Leafpool – A medicine cat who falls in love with someone from a different clan that they have absolutely nothing in common with and has three kits, causing the existence for a horrible species under the name of Hollyleaf, driving herself into pure insanity.

Gotta love them, right?

Lol, Done!
Sorry if these seem a little harsh, I love all the cats, but I just feel like stating my opinion. Some of you might agree with me and others, well, not so much. This is just for fun people! Don't take it so serious.

Also you can start leaving suggestions on what pairing you think had many things wrong with and I'll post as soon as I can!

Bye~ x3