Yeah... I'm bored and suffering writers block
"AmelieAmelieAmelieAmelie!" Myrnin said excitedly running into Amelie's office holding his brand new sparkly machiney weeny thingy magigady.
"What what what?" Amelie said sarcastically.
"Looooook! I made a new machiney weeny thingy magigady!" Myrnin shouted happily pointing the end at her. "And I'm going to test it out on you!"
Amelie tried to tell Myrnin that testing the machiney weeny thingy magigady was a big nono but she didn't have the chance because Myrnin shot her with it.
And then she was a baby.
"Huh?!" Myrnin said confused, looking at the small toddler who sat on the floor with long blonde hair and big cute eyes. "Aww! Amelie! You're so cute!"
Suddenly, Oliver walked in wearing a pair of tight leather pants and his chest was bare except all the greying hairs. "Amelie I got out of them hand cuffs, your go no-" he started saying but led off as he noticed Myrnin standing in the room and looking at Oliver wide eyed.
"Wait... I thought you were gay?" Myrnin said casually, raising an eyebrow.
"I'm not gay..." Oliver replied.
"But.. But what about that wonderful night together?!" Myrnin suddenly burst out into tears.
"What the..."
"You said you loved me!"
"I never..."
"Oh wait.. Or was Sammy wammy?" Myrnin muttered shrugging and stopping crying.
"Sam?!"
"Oh... Or Shane.. They all love me you know? Everyone wants a bit of the Myrnin!" Myrnin shouted loudly. (Which is SO true)
"Myrnin... Just.. What have you done to Amelie?" Oliver said, his eyes quickly shifting to Amelie and he went and picked her up.
"Hehehehehe" Amelie giggled before pulling Oliver's chest hairs "naked man! naked man!"
"What the-? No Amelie. No" Oliver said, pulling her hands off of him and smaking her hand. Amelie burst out crying and kicking Oliver.
Oliver dropped her.
Amelie fell on the ground with a BANG and then suddenly she was back to an adult.
"What on Earth just happened?" She demanded.
"It was Oliver's fault!" Myrnin said quickly running out of the room.
"Was it your fault, Oliver?" Amelie asked, raising an eyebrow at Oliver and grabbing the hand cuffs off of him.
"It can be my fault if you want it to be my fault" Oliver said, taking what Amelie had said in the wrong way completely. (*facepalm to him*)
Amelie looked at Oliver discusted.
So.
Amelie kicked him in the balls.
Moral of the story; don't sleep with Myrnin, he takes it the wrong way.
don't let Amelie kick you in the balls. It hurts.
Don't ever get drunk with Oliver and sleep with him (a whole different story)
Don't let me get bored.
Do, however, review favourite and follow.
