Sherlock- The Curious Case of 221B
"Sherly," John said as he walked into Sherlock's bedroom. "Get your sorry motherfucking ass up. We have a case."
Sherlock had been laying in bed with a burger, grease staining his alabaster skin. He had been so lazy lately, but when he heard the words "case," "Sherly," "get," "have," "sorry," "ass," "a," "your," "we," "up," and "motherfucking," he shot out of bed. Jawn saw he was wearing the otter boxers he had bought for him for Christmas last year. His butt looked so cute in those boxers. Luckily Jawn was wearing the hedgehog boxers Sherly had bought for him. They matched! So cute.
"What's the case?" Sherly asked. Jawn smiled.
"Look at your pants," he said with a mysterious wiggle of his fingers. It looked like spirit fingers. That made sense, because John used to be a cheerleader. PEPPY
Sherlock turned and looked at his black pants- you know the pants he wore when he hit that corpse with a riding crop and we all imagined how big his dingly dang was under those pants? Yeah those. There was a note. Sherlock grabbed a magnifying glass and took one look at his special hat and threw it aside. He used the magnifying glass to read the note.
"Turn around," it said. Sherlock frowned.
"You're paper. How are you talking?"
"I'm special," it said, its voice deep and gravely. "Now listen here you little shit. You have a horny boyfriend on the bed behind you. Put your undersized dick in his butt and make him happy cause if you don't, I will. Those boxers look cute on him." The note shut up and Sherlock turned around. John was lying totally naked on the bed, the deerstalker covering his nether regions.
As soon as Sherlock stood he was naked, his clothes magically floating to the ground. DAMN THAT ASS WAS FINE.
He put his diddly dang in John's doodly doo and John grinned. "That feels good Hedgehog man." Sherlock smiled and did the do. Gay love can pierce through the veil oF WAIT THIS ISN'T SUPERNATURAL
HTE END
This one was fun to write. All three of them were, really. They were a Christmas present for my friend Molly. This, along with my other two stories, Tales of the TARDIS (Doctor Who) and Lucifer's Vessel (Supernatural) complete the series. Hope you all laughed a little. :)
