So like one day Hinata was stalking Naruto and drawing him all naked in a notebook.(Byakugan Pervert). So then Naruto Was runnin to the Ichiraku ramen place to get the ramen saying "lalalalalalaaaaaaalalal poopy doo doo fart butt hole surfin diahria! Then Hinata said "n…n…n…n…n..n…n..n..n…n…n…n…n…n…n…n..n…n…n…n…n..n….n…n….n..n..n.n.n.n…n…n….n….n….n….n….n….n….n….n….n……n…..n….n….n….n..n..n.n…n..n….n…n..n..n.n…..a.a…a…a…a….rrr….r….r..r…r….r..r….r..r….u….u…u…u…u…u…u…u…u…..u…u…u.u…u..u..u..u..u…t…t…t…t..t….t….t….t….o.o.o…o..o….o…o….o…o.o.oooooooooo! I..i…i…i…i….i….i….i….i….i…l…l…l…l…l…l…l…l….l..l…o….o…o…o…o…o..o…o….v…v..v….v..v..v.v.v.v." "Shut the eff up Hinata, I needs me some RAMEN!" Naruto yelled and pushed Hinata down on her bum. Then Hinata was all sad and said "oh well Ill just have to go out with Chriskiwi now. So then Naruto went to the ramen place and bot some yumminy ramen wile listening to his ipod video. He only had two songs on it though. He had the I like my thumb song and the Rock Lee dance. So Then Naruto ran through the village in his undies and junk. Then Sasuke came and saw Naruto and said "OMG Naruto…….SO SEXY!(gayness)faints. Then Naruto said oh well and ate Sasuke's greasy head. Then he was streakin some more then Sakura came by and said "EEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!! Naruto you Nudist pervert!! Put some effin cloths on or else you'll.. "Shut up." Naruto said" "what!? you don't tell me to shup up!" Then Naruto said "but I learned it from you dad!" Sakura??????????????!!! Then Naruto put Sakura's head in between his butt cheeks and squeezed it reel tight so her head squished in, and he pooed in her brains! Then Naruto was walkin down the street some more and met Jaraiya and Jaraiya looked at Naruto's nakedness and said "this is perfect for my research!" and pulled out his peepin stick magnify thingy and zommed in to Naruto's lower parts. Then Naruto said hey I charge people to gaze at my nakedness. That will be 100,000 Yen."
"Okey-Dokey!" then Jaraiya gave him the money and stared at him for the rest of forever.
Oh yeah! And Chris and Hinata's date went great and they got married until Chriskiwi went insane and killed Hinata and their semi-retarded kids!
