Disclaimer: Stargate is not owned by me, never has been, and never will be...I know I know -snifflesobs-
Rating: K...
Spoiler: None
Uhh, yeah, this is my attempt at humour, I hope you find it funny. Reviews, as always, would be lovely.
"I wouldn't touch that if I were you."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
"That's not a reason Carter."
"Is for me."
"Of course it is."
"You're trying to touch it again aren't you?"
"Maybe."
"I did warn you."
"OWW!"
"Like I said, don't touch it,"
"But I want to touch…I like touching."
"If you want to touch again, I wouldn't now…and you're so cute when you pout."
"Cute Carter?"
"Oh god, did I say that out loud?"
"You did…you think I'm cute?"
"Maybe."
"HA!"
"You are such a child."
"Yeah, but you love me anyway."
"I know…crazy huh?"
"you…what?"
"How to shut Jack O'Neill up 101."
"Did you…"
"Maybe…"
"Carter…"
"Sir?"
"Can I touch?"
"You may now."
"Cool…where is it?"
"You can't find it?"
"No."
"You're pouting again."
"Only because I know you love it…where is it."
"What are you doing…"
"Wrestling."
"Why?"
"Because I want to touch."
"I was going to give it to you willingly, but since you insist on fighting me for it…"
"What was that?"
"Touching."
"No I mean WHAT was that?"
"This?"
"Yes that!."
"Touching…you don't like it?"
"Up a bit."
"I thought it was my turn to touch…who's the Colonel here?"
"You, sir."
"Exactly Carter…I will touch what I want to touch."
"Yes sir."
"Now where was I?"
"I believe you were here sir."
"Thanks Carter, I would never have thought of you as a remote control hog."
Please tell me I got a giggle out of someone...heck, even a small smile would be nice.
