Yes, I know it is short! please note it is a ONESHOT! Thanks! Enjoy.

"Draco Malfoy sat on the floor. Draco Malfoy is terribly poor. Draco Malfoy I guess is a boy. Draco Malfoy oh your just my toy." Cackled Pansy Skipping around me.

I think I owe you an explanation.

Where to start? Let's go with...

It was two weeks after The Battle Of Hogwarts. All the Death Eaters including me and my parents had to flee and hide. My parents decided it would be best to brew up some Polyjuice Potion and disguise ourselves. So we went about finding as much ingredients as possible. It was very difficult. We...we stole them mainly.

When waiting for the Potion, we hollowed out a massive boulder. With magic of thing was... The Ministry of Magic had set up a thing where you have to register your wands before using them or some Ministry people would 've sent to that exact place where the spell was preformed.

They took us. They took the uncompleted Polyjuice. We where held for a trial at the Ministry. My parents went crazy. They tryed to kill several members of the Ministry, but the Room they where in was made from glass and the spells bounced back and killed them. I was set free.

I got nothing in their will. They left everything to Pansy. Why, is still unknown. I was broke. I hadn't a single knut. I had to go to Pansy. She went mad with power over me. She blackmailed me several times. She said if i didn't impregnate her she would tell the intirer world...well you don't need to know. One day I said something. I cant remember what but it annoyed her. She cast a spell on me. I was transformed into something. It is sort of hard to explain. The top half of me disappeared and my head was where my stomach use to be.

She used me for the most disgusting things and every night she would skip around me and sing "Draco Malfoy sat on the floor. Draco Malfoy is terribly poor. Draco Malfoy I guess is a boy. Draco Malfoy oh your just my toy."

Okay you are up to date. What am I saying? Well more like what I am thinking? These are just my thoughts going around and around in my head.

If only I could go back in time. If only, If only,if only.

thanks for reading! Sorry it's a bit mad! :P review please!