"So how did you sleep Ichigo?" his father asked.

"Good."

"Anything interesting happen? A weird dream?"

"nope. Perfectly normal dream."

"Just say it." Isshin demanded.

"Say what dad?" Ichigo asked smiling.

"YOU HAD..!"

"Dad just spit it out. It was bound to happen someday." Karin added.

"You had sex."

"Wha-what?! How would you know if I did or not? What do you spy on me?" Ichigo asked while taking a deep tone of red.

"I-I heard you." Isshin blushed.

"WHAT?! Were you listening with that cup technique?!"

"No."

"Then how-?" the orange haired boy asked confused.

"You were that loud Ichi-nii." Karin added again.

"What?""Renji was it? If you ask me I would've never thought you'd be gay." she continued.

"I was drunk! And horny! And he-and we-then-ah! Please dad don't make me-!"

"Sorry boy. Family traditions are traditions. Straight. Gay. Bi. Doesn't matter. You will find him and marry him."